Gaucho

[April]

Where ya been man? Lurking again?
Or maybe you just don't like us anymore?

 

[Gaucho]

Um, let me see....

Yes and no.

But I don't like you any less, either.

 

[April]

This is why I'm not on IM's. I'm trying to force you to post more. I want you to hit 1000 before I get too old to see anymore. I ain't getting any younger you know!

 

[Gaucho]

And when did this thread become about you, anyway? LOL

Garsh, my own official stalker!

Too bad she's in the Eurozone - and married, to boot!

 

[April]

It's ALL about me, ya know.

 

[Gaucho]

Damn right! That's why I started this thread.

Oh, wait. I didn't start this thread, did I?

Actually, what's really amusing is there are a few other people clicking on this thread, no doubt muttering, "Get a room, you two!"

Oh, and thanks, btw. I wouldn't have known that Lovely Latina (another Lit class act) had dropped by if it weren't for you.

 

[April]

Are you searching on my threads again?

 

[Gaucho]

Again? LOL

Well, yeah, actually. I remembered the thread you started about the online tax filing (see, people do read your threads, even if you think they don't) and I wanted to find it again.

Of course, I had to look through three pages of threads because you're such a posting slut.

 

[April]

Posting slut?! Oh please! I'm practically a posting virgin these days.

But I am glad that someone reads my threads. How much do I owe you?

 

[Gaucho]

Oh, just the usual.

 

[April]

First installment:

 

[April]

Second installment:

 

[April]

Paid in full:

Try to claim that on your 1040.

 

[Gaucho]

Oh, great! I'm either a dead actor or a snack.

Isn't there something out there that catches the real me - the true essence of Gaucho?

Man, what an opening I've given you.

 

[Gaucho]

Paid in full:

Try to claim that on your 1040.

Well, you got the moustache right.

 

[April]

It's so much more fun to attack without provocation and with no warning. Somewhat like a shark that you don't see. Or the fluffy little bunny in Quest for the Holy Grail.

On that thought, I'm starving. Gotta get off this contraption and eat something before I shrivel away.

 

[Gaucho]

Or the fluffy little bunny in Quest for the Holy Grail.

Hmmmm, I'm gonna have to think about that one for a bit.

Thanks for the help with the AV's.

You can kikk my boom any time.

 

[Dillinger]

This is why I'm not on IM's. I'm trying to force you to post more. I want you to hit 1000 before I get too old to see anymore. I ain't getting any younger you know!

I am. I'm getting younger.

 

[Gaucho]

You know, Dill, I think you're right. I can see it in your AV.

Definitely younger. Almost...ripe, even.

 

[Dillinger]

You know, Dill, I think you're right. I can see it in your AV.

Definitely younger. Almost...ripe, even.

I'm golden, dude.

 

[Gaucho]

Golden delicious. That's you, all right.

 

[April]

I'd say more of a golden brown. Perhaps...bourbon colored?

 

[Ask For More]

Is this an old farts only thread?

 

[April]

I'm not sure. But you do qualify as one.

 

[Ask For More]

Moi? Old?
I'll let you know that while I may be old in Lit terms, I'm still young where it counts!