Gathering a Posse...

[Guest]

I knew I'd get there...

Fancy taking over for a while? I'm off out. Just watch his teeth, this one's a bit of a biter.

Lou

 

[damppanties]

Fancy taking over for a while? I'm off out. Just watch his teeth, this one's a bit of a biter.

Lou

I think he's asleep, or unconscious... or...

 

[ruminator]

I think he's asleep, or unconscious... or...

....yes.......... ......*Yawn*


....*whistle*
.....scrape~scrape......dig.........thump

....*whistle*

.....scrape~scrape......dig.........thump......uuugggh..


....*whistle*

.....scrape~scrape......dig.........thump

 

[NoJo]

Whatr are you using there, a toothpick?

 

[ruminator]

Whatr are you using there, a toothpick?

.....dig, dig........



.....it ain't much, I know.....


..scrape.............scrape......


..all I have to work with are these old noodles...




......scrape...........I might be here a while......scrape..

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Bloody hell...

I'm lost for words.

Will come back later when I've calmed down a little.

Call yourselves good guards? Pah! Far too much enjoyment of the prisoner going on.

Lou

P.P.P.S. Lucky and Cloudy, I'll have you deal with me later.

YES!! How much longer do I have to wait to be dealt with?

~lucky

 

[cloudy]

Here I am, Lou......deal with me!!!!

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Bloody hell...

I'm lost for words.

Will come back later when I've calmed down a little.

Call yourselves good guards? Pah! Far too much enjoyment of the prisoner going on.

Lou

P.S. Perdita, he is kinda cute, isn't he?

P.P.S. Abs, you still got that stun gun?

P.P.P.S. Lucky and Cloudy, I'll have you deal with me later.

P.P.P.P.S. Ruminator, STFU and get eating.

Mercy Percy. That Tatelou is one tough broad. You folks better get your defication in sequence or your sweet asses will be grass and she'll be the lawnmower of life.

Rumple (down in his dugout) Foreskin

 

[Guest]

Rumple (down in his dugout) Foreskin

Foxhole, dugout, whatever. Pretty good allusions to what a foreskin provides.

Perdita

 

[ruminator]

.........tap-tap-tap






.....hey!.......he-e-e-e-eyyy!....



....anyone have a shovel I can borrow?




.......these cold pasta noodles keep bending.....


Pleeeeeazzze?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Foxhole, dugout, whatever. Pretty good allusions to what a foreskin provides.

Perdita

Perdita,

It's a deep dugout; a foxy little hole. Nice and snug and warm. Why do you think I'm not complaining about being down her, I mean, here?

Rumple Foreskin

 

[ruminator]

Mercy Percy. That Tatelou is one tough broad. You folks better get your defication in sequence or your sweet asses will be grass and she'll be the lawnmower of life.

Rumple (down in his dugout) Foreskin

psssssssstttt........hey Rumple.....



you happen to have a pick or shovel on you?



.....scrape-scrape-scrape........


....they can't keep me under these stairs forever.....



.....hmmmm,.....even a spoon?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

psssssssstttt........hey Rumple.....

you happen to have a pick or shovel on you?

.....scrape-scrape-scrape........

....they can't keep me under these stairs forever.....

.....hmmmm,.....even a spoon?

Ruminator,

I feel your pain but, truth be told, it is your fault. Like most guys, you probably came equiped with a long, hard entrenching tool. But apparently you let those guards render your poor tool soft and incapable of making any holes wider and/or deeper--at least for the time being.

You might try resting, eating an oyster or two, and reading some of the many fine entries by Author Hangout folks in this year's Earth Day contest. The latter should provide both solace and inspiration. With luck, your situation will soon be firming up.

Rumple (hunkered down for the duration) Foreskin

 

[Guest]

Rumple (hunkered down for the duration) Foreskin

Rumply, you're such a fine hunker. Or was that "hunk of, hunk of, hunk of" something. Whatever. Hope you enjoy all the duration you can hunker. P.

 

[ruminator]

Ruminator,

I feel your pain but, truth be told, it is your fault. Like most guys, you probably came equiped with a long, hard entrenching tool. But apparently you let those guards render your poor tool soft and incapable of making any holes wider and/or deeper--at least for the time being.

You might try resting, eating an oyster or two, and reading some of the many fine entries by Author Hangout folks in this year's Earth Day contest. The latter should provide both solace and inspiration. With luck, your situation will soon be firming up.

Rumple (hunkered down for the duration) Foreskin

.......tap-tap-tap


...thank you for your kind words and wisdom......
....I expect you are probably correct in your assessment....


....do you by chance have any explosives or matches on you?


.....scrape-scrape-scrape....

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

.......tap-tap-tap


...thank you for your kind words and wisdom......
....I expect you are probably correct in your assessment....


....do you by chance have any explosives or matches on you?


.....scrape-scrape-scrape....

Not exactly. I ain't had a match since Superman died. hardy-har-har.

But seriously folks, what if I slip you an extra big, double-helping of red beans and rice, (black beans are an acceptable subtitute) along with a six-pack of beer (wine is NOT an acceptable substitute) and instead of a match or two sticks to rub together, maybe an old-fashion Zippo lighter.

You'll have to combine the ingrediants yourself and pick the appropriate time to fire up the Zippo.

Might not do the job, but it can't hurt--at least not me. I'll be even deeper inside by dugout and pulling the roof in after me.

Rumple Foreskin .

 

[Guest]

OK, I'll accept getting a dishonorable discharge from Lou's cadre. Here's a box of matches. Don't burn yourself, hombre. If you're ever on a serious or semi-serious thread, find me. I'm the only Mexicana on the AH.

que te vaya bien, pobrecito lindo,

Perdita

 

[ruminator]

Not exactly. I ain't had a match since Superman died. hardy-har-har.

But seriously folks, what if I slip you an extra big, double-helping of red beans and rice, (black beans are an acceptable subtitute) along with a six-pack of beer (wine is NOT an acceptable substitute) and instead of a match or two sticks to rub together, maybe an old-fashion Zippo lighter.

You'll have to combine the ingrediants yourself and pick the appropriate time to fire up the Zippo.

Might not do the job, but it can't hurt--at least not me. I'll be even deeper inside by dugout and pulling the roof in after me.

Rumple Foreskin .

..........hhhhmmmmm,...........


......scrape--scrape--scrape......


...dig, dig,........dig
.........Beer, you say?





Perdita,.......I will guard the secret and honor your compassion. I'll tell her I escaped and got them, then, wracked with guilt, I broke back into my cell.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I wonder if ruminator is perhaps DeFiant reincarnated?

 

[ruminator]

......dig---dig---dig....

.......I think ruminator is defiant most all the time...


......that's how I got to be a prisoner.....LOL....heheh...


....scratch---scrape....


...No, I am only this entity here at Lit...

...I have no alts.....

.....wouldn't happen to have a shovel would ya?


......nice to meet you, btw...

 

[Guest]

Rumi, my sweet, sweet prisoner...

How about a little reprieve for the night? I'll let you venture out into the streets, but you must promise to be back in yer cupboard by sunrise. Otherwise, there will be some nasty stuff in store for you, young man.

Lou

P.S. Thanks for making me smile so much in this thread.

 

[ruminator]

Rumi, my sweet, sweet prisoner...

How about a little reprieve for the night? I'll let you venture out into the streets, but you must promise to be back in yer cupboard by sunrise. Otherwise, there will be some nasty stuff in store for you, young man.

Lou

P.S. Thanks for making me smile so much in this thread.

Heya Lou
Thanks for the welcome in the other thread. This place is filled with a nice variety of really good people.

....but,......is this a ruse....?

trickery?........I thought all along that you were not a mean person.......


You think I'm scared of you with that locked door in between us...?



.......you don't happen to have a shovel, do you?......

Oh, and thanks for the evening pass,..........don't worry, I have a key,......

 

[Guest]

Hey, rum (pronounce that like the 'room' of Peter Seller's Clouseau), now that you've met, here's newbie advice. Do not call Svenskaflicka "Sven". Just don't.

ta, Perdita

 

[ruminator]

Thanks for the tip Perdita,

excuse the dark glasses, my eyes are still trying to adjust to the light....

I won't even ask why not.

 

[Guest]

Heya Lou
Thanks for the welcome in the other thread. This place is filled with a nice variety of really good people.

....but,......is this a ruse....?

trickery?........I thought all along that you were not a mean person.......


You think I'm scared of you with that locked door in between us...?



.......you don't happen to have a shovel, do you?......

Oh, and thanks for the evening pass,..........don't worry, I have a key,......

Yes, there are some very good people around here. We've got another one now. Awww... feeling a bit mushy. *ahem* I let my tough image slip there for a moment.

In actual fact, I'm not in the slightest (tough, I mean). Well, I can be, but not when it comes to sexual matters. I'm more yer very submissive type. Double



I just like to act the big, tough one now and again. Makes me feel in conrol.

Oh yeah! What was that you said about a key? You mean you are a willing prisoner? Even better!

Remember... sunrise.

Have a good night, I'm off to my bed.

Lou