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OMG. A sound is what we use in surgery to locate and dilate things in the urethra or uterus. It is a surgical instrument. Or, it used to be in my mind :eek:

ETA: I fucking love you guys.:heart:
 
Why did I click that link?

Even though I know what I'm going to see and that I won't like it in the least, it's really taking all of my self control not to.
Curiosity is a killer.
OMG. A sound is what we use in surgery to locate and dilate things in the urethra or uterus. It is a surgical instrument. Or, it used to be in my mind :eek:

ETA: I fucking love you guys.:heart:

That has to be where it got it's name. Fuck, that makes sense. I don't think I feel any better about it, though.
 
Curiosity is a killer.


That has to be where it got it's name. Fuck, that makes sense. I don't think I feel any better about it, though.

We use it ALL THE TIME. I never before knew that I should steal them and sell them on some weird, kinky, internet porn market.

Lesson learned and pilfering shall commence immediately.

They come in all different lengths and diameters :eek:
 
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We use it ALL THE TIME. I never before knew that I should steal them and sell them on some weird, kinky, internet porn market.

Lesson learned and pilfering shall commence immediately.

They come in all different lengths and diameters :eek:

That is terrifying. But I'm excited for your new business venture!
 
We use it ALL THE TIME. I never before knew that I should steal them and sell them on some weird, kinky, internet porn market.

Lesson learned and pilfering shall commence immediately.

They come in all different lengths and diameters :eek:

A Foley catheter prior to my orthopedic surgeries was quite, um, intrusive enough. If anything in there requires any seeing to, I'd just as soon die from what-ever it is.
 
A Foley catheter prior to my orthopedic surgeries was quite, um, intrusive enough. If anything in there requires any seeing to, I'd just as soon die from what-ever it is.

Any decent nurse would not have inserted your foley until you were asleep immediately prior to surgery. That being said, I like to do it when you are paralyzed from drugs but unable to move or vocalize anything while still feeling EVERYTHING.

That is just my particular preference, though. :)
 
I'll fist you if that's what you're into but I'm afraid of two things:

1. That I would enjoy it too much and go too far with it. Like to my elbow. And 2. That I would enjoy it too much and go too far with it. Like to my shoulder.

I'll leave it to you to decide. This could be tons of fun or really fucking disastrous.


Fisting is for pussies (that's actually a very clever pun).

Partial Unbirthing is where all the action is:

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Partial_Unbirthing

You know you want to click that link.
 
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That being said, I like to do it when you are paralyzed from drugs but unable to move or vocalize anything while still feeling EVERYTHING.

Anyone who has been catheterized in the ER following an auto accident in order to see if their bladder is torn knows that it HURTS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!!! :mad:
 
I had a 2 ft stent shoved up my piss hole for over a month due to kidney stone and kidney infection.

Nothing is going up there voluntarily!
 
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