Garnate

[Kitty]

I don't frequent the General board but I always enjoy finding her posts. And I thought they ALL were feisty

She is a lil tiger, isn't she.
Bitch, you guessed it.

 

[Skiddles2014]

That makes me cry.

Me too.

The removal of it was much like starting a lawnmower.

Holy. Fuck.

I know, right?

 

[Garnate]

This thread....oh, my....I can't understand.

Hold me.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Garnate]

Anytime.

Anyone with a penis reading this thread has to be pretty uncomfortable now.

 

[unregistered]

 

[The Greek]

Anyone with a penis reading this thread has to be pretty uncomfortable now.

Maybe you should hold me then

*gives you the sad dog look and shit like that*


guess not

 

[TwinkleStars]

I like her when she's feisty 'cause she can cut a bitch.

 

[Garnate]

Because they're picturing me holding you and they're hard?

Yeah, I'd much rather go with that one.

 

[Garnate]

I like her when she's feisty 'cause she can cut a bitch.

I cut all my nails down last week and I've regretted it ever since.

 

[unregistered]

 

[TwinkleStars]

I cut all my nails down last week and I've regretted it ever since.

Use your teeth. I love it when you growl.

 

[Garnate]

I knew you wood.

Ahhahaa I see what you did there.

Use your teeth. I love it when you growl.

My hearts not in it with Ann, though. OR eyer. I wish they were more exciting. An argument could go on for weeks and we could make money selling t-shirts and shit. I need some coffee.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Ahhahaa I see what you did there.


My hearts not in it with Ann, though. OR eyer. I wish they were more exciting. An argument could go on for weeks and we could make money selling t-shirts and shit. I need some coffee.

*sighs* Ahhhhhhhh! I give up! *offers forearm* Naw on this.

 

[Garnate]

*sighs* Ahhhhhhhh! I give up! *offers forearm* Naw on this.

I bet you taste better than they do.

 

[TwinkleStars]

I bet you taste better than they do.

I do season myself real well after a hot shower. Keeps the skin tasty and juicy.

 

[Aquagal]

Fisting is for pussies (that's actually a very clever pun).

Partial Unbirthing is where all the action is:

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Partial_Unbirthing

You know you want to click that link.

How is it that you know this?

 

[Lord Pmann]

How is it that you know this?

Who doesn't know about partial unbirthing? Didn't your parents have the birds and the bees and the partial unbirthing talk?

"Now son, sometimes she's going to want you to shove most of your head up her extremely large vagina. This is totally natural desire. You're gonna want to have a bottle of lube, a bald head a snorkel."

Was I the only one who got this talk?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Anyone with a penis reading this thread has to be pretty uncomfortable now.

I am. But only because I could really go for a urethra fisting. All these whimps with their anal and vaginal fisting. That's not even close to a challenge.

But for fuck's sake, Garnet, at least trim your nails.

 

[Garnate]

I am. But only because I could really go for a urethra fisting. All these whimps with their anal and vaginal fisting. That's not even close to a challenge.

But for fuck's sake, Garnet, at least trim your nails.

If you want to take the pansy way out I'll trim them down again. No sense of adventure with you, I swear.

 

[removed121614]

I'll fist you if that's what you're into but I'm afraid of two things:

1. That I would enjoy it too much and go too far with it. Like to my elbow. And 2. That I would enjoy it too much and go too far with it. Like to my shoulder.

I'll leave it to you to decide. This could be tons of fun or really fucking disastrous.

You're the best teaser!

 

[Lord Pmann]

If you want to take the pansy way out I'll trim them down again. No sense of adventure with you, I swear.

Pansy?!?! I'm rugged as the back ass of a mountain. I prefer you dip your hands in glass, Van Damme style. That's right, I just referenced Kickboxer, muthafuckas.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS1qf_63ZQU27f9G0rE9dVL_CqeOn70uIeHFK9R1YyayxkpKBRToIQkAhaZ

 

[jomar]

Fuck your elbow, I'd rather this than sounding

http://xhamster.com/movies/3827910/knee_deep_foot_fuck.html?embed=related

Holy shit! That dude's innards have been all rearranged! The anal canal takes a sharp turn a little ways in.

 

[rimmy]

Holy shit! That dude's innards have been all rearranged! The anal canal takes a sharp turn a little ways in.

It's the very definition of 'I'll kick your ass'

 

[Not Normal]

Anyone with a penis reading this thread has to be pretty uncomfortable now.

Yeah, I skipped ahead...