Garnate Needs a New Nose

[JohnnySavage]

Which, oddly enough, didn't stop you from printing my picture out and cumming on it. Sad, fake playboy is sad and fake.

Well, who hasn't done that?

 

[Pookie]

Many years from now, old timers will reflect on how lame Lit has become, and Queersetti will bump this thread in a fit of nostalgia. "Garnate's Nose" will go down in Litstory.

My third nipple is sad.

 

[Pookie]

Well, who hasn't done that?

It can be a bitch getting ink off your cooch.

 

[Lord Pmann]

It can be a bitch getting ink off your cooch.

Have you tried a magic eraser by Mr. Clean?

It gets marker stains off my frenulum all the time.

 

[RobDownSouth]

My third nipple is sad.

I chortled.

Nipples don't have feelings, silly girl. But assholes do....that's why BertieAnn Thrope started her quarterly "But...but...Recidiva!" thread.
:nods:

 

[Pookie]

I chortled.

Nipples don't have feelings, silly girl. But assholes do....that's why BertieAnn Thrope started her quarterly "But...but...Recidiva!" thread.
:nods:

I beg your pardon. My nipples can get very happy.

 

[Adre]

How long does the Morality Police fundraising drive usually last?

 

[Pookie]

Have you tried a magic eraser by Mr. Clean?

It gets marker stains off my frenulum all the time.

I let Mr. Clean get near my cooch once. He left it a mess. Magic eraser my ass!

 

[Pookie]

How long does the Morality Police fundraising drive usually last?

Eyer has nothing else to do. So unless Walmart secures their wifi, this could be a while.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Magic eraser my ass!

It doesn't work on tramp stamps.

 

[Pookie]

It doesn't work on tramp stamps.

Now there is a worthy gofundme effort. *nods*

 

[Mr Noone]

My third nipple is sad.

I meant no offence to any of your lovely nipples. I don't see it as an "either/or" but as a "both/and". All part of the Majestic Pagent of Litstory.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Now there is a worthy gofundme effort. *nods*

Rather strange how all the GoFundMe campaigns on Lit are channeled into Killswitch's checking account. I mean, what are the odds of that?

 

[Pookie]

I meant no offence to any of your lovely nipples. I don't see it as an "either/or" but as a "both/and". All part of the Majestic Pagent of Litstory.

Speaking of Litstory, Lit's search function totally blows. After a month or so, it'll be easier to find the ark of the covenant than this thread.

I think I should get more for my free membership.

 

[Lancecastor]

Which, oddly enough, didn't stop you from printing my picture out and cumming on it. Sad, fake playboy is sad and fake.

I wouldn't cum on your old boxer schnozz with Smoot's ghetto dick.

Stick to makeup and vodka threads, Playgrounder.

 

[Garnate]

I wouldn't cum on your old boxer schnozz with Smoot's ghetto dick.

Stick to makeup and vodka threads, Playgrounder.

Yet you sent me a pic of my pic covered in your old man splooge. I'm in no way surprised you're lying about it, but I gotta admire your efforts.

 

[AllyRose]

Speaking of Litstory, Lit's search function totally blows. After a month or so, it'll be easier to find the ark of the covenant than this thread.

I think I should get more for my free membership.

I told you that Belloq's staff was too long.

 

[Disgustipated]

Yet you sent me a pic of my pic covered in your old man splooge. I'm in no way surprised you're lying about it, but I gotta admire your efforts.

He's lying about the old man splooge being his.

 

[Garnate]

He's lying about the old man splooge being his.

Now I have a lot more questions.

 

[RobDownSouth]

He's lying about the old man splooge being his.

God DAMMIT! I just now realized my Very Special Garnate Photo Album disappeared right after Lance visited.

 

[AllyRose]

I just ate, so we can hold off on getting the answers?

 

[Garnate]

God DAMMIT! I just now realized my Very Special Garnate Photo Album disappeared right after Lance visited.

I hear you can get copies from Perg.

I just ate, so we can hold off on getting the answers?

 

[RobDownSouth]

I hear you can get copies from Perg.

Serious coffee spew here.

 

[AllyRose]

Serious coffee spew here.

You better clean up your mess before Lance get's his peenie all wet.

 

[Radiohead]

Who nose the nose, knows the nose. Whats wrong with the old one exactly?