Garnate Needs a New Nose

[Jennifer]

Fuck do this mean?

That she just burned KS!!

 

[snugglestruggle]

That she just burned KS!!

Or you could have just posted this, a picture being worth blah blah
http://images6.fanpop.com/image/answers/3135000/3135990_1358864803948.11res_240_180.jpg

 

[smoothg103rd]

That she just burned KS!!

I'm a little slow. Thought she was insulting me too. My apologies Dolf.

 

[Killswitch]

That she just burned KS!!

:caning:

 

[rimmy]

I'm a little slow. Thought she was insulting me too. My apologies Dolf.

She sorta was.

 

[smoothg103rd]

She sorta was.

I take it back then.

 

[Jennifer]

:caning:

Stop trying to get in my good graces!

 

[Killswitch]

Stop trying to get in my good graces!

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Hey, rimmer...

...about this:



After you and Jelly met up and boned behind her husband's back, did they both cry?

Maybe Rimmy is a big black man, and Jelly's husband is a cuckold.

No reason to judge.

 

[Killswitch]

Maybe Rimmy is a big black man, and Jelly's husband is a cuckold.

No reason to judge.

Its worse than that.

He's french.

 

[Jennifer]

Its worse than that.

He's french.

SHHHH! We aren't supposed to say that!

 

[Lorilei]

What she did is worse than what the other did.

 

[Killswitch]

What she did is worse than what the other did.

I dont want to make Jennifer jealous but you look great in that av.

I wanna know what you've done/did. I know you got some skeletons.

I can tell.

 

[Lorilei]

I dont want to make Jennifer jealous but you look great in that av.

I wanna know what you've done/did. I know you got some skeletons.

I can tell.

Thanks. And of course I do. We all do, or we haven't lived.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Stop trying to get in my good graces!

So this means that she burned me too? Eat a dick Dolf.

 

[snugglestruggle]

So this means that she burned me too? Eat a dick Dolf.

^^^ light bulb moment

 

[smoothg103rd]

^^^ light bulb moment

I got to hit the switch sometimes.

 

[RawHumor]

Can someone please write a 2 paragraph synopsis of all of the Lit scandals for those of us in the back row? I have apparently missed a few chapters...

 

[neci]

killy started a million dollar gofund me account, with money to himself as benefactor, with the mission to replace garnate's nose. vet, JAJ and jelly frogged out.

 

[marshalt]

killy started a million dollar gofund me account, with money to himself as benefactor, with the mission to replace garnate's nose. vet, JAJ and jelly frogged out.

That's way less than 2 paragraphs.

 

[Debbie]

See this was part of her problem. The very first time we spoke in pm (she pm'd me) she told me she had an affair with another just recently. No names were used but ffs.

Who tells a complete stranger that? On a first conversation?

Regardless of what happened or who happened, her problem was her lips.

Not unlike myself.

Who is untrustworthy, unkind, posts peoples personal info here and claims he is misunderstood?

My lips are sealed is not a killswitch mantra.

 

[neci]

i have a severe dislike for birthday threads, but find myself compelled to post in them.

 

[Lancecastor]

Garnate does have a fucking ugly bignose.

killy started a million dollar gofund me account, with money to himself as benefactor, with the mission to replace garnate's nose. vet, JAJ and jelly frogged out.

 

[Garnate]

Garnate does have a fucking ugly bignose.

Which, oddly enough, didn't stop you from printing my picture out and cumming on it. Sad, fake playboy is sad and fake.

 

[Mr Noone]

Many years from now, old timers will reflect on how lame Lit has become, and Queersetti will bump this thread in a fit of nostalgia. "Garnate's Nose" will go down in Litstory.