Gamer Thread

[lovetoread]

Stealth games suck.

Tanking is where it's at.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

You should start a tank clan. You'd have tanklits.

 

[lovetoread]

I make all the boys cry when I swing my giant blade.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

I would have thought that your giant blade-shake brings all the boys to the yard

 

[lovetoread]

My blade shake does bring all the boys to the yard.

Then I slay them.

 

[CandiCame]

I make all the boys cry when I swing my giant blade.

That's super quotable.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Tanking is for chumps who lack the intelligence to stealth and the skill to strike down your foes with all the fury of a typhoon or the grace to dodge their blows and dance between the raindrops.

Don't worry LTR.

Let's get down to business
to defeat someone!
Someone sent me daughters
When I asked for SOOOONS! (my father is quite clear the opposite it true for him.)
Somehow I'll make a man out of you!!!!!!!!!!

 

[CandiCame]

Tanking is for chumps who lack the intelligence to stealth and the skill to strike down your foes with all the fury of a typhoon or the grace to dodge their blows and dance between the raindrops.

Don't worry LTR.

Let's get down to business
to defeat someone!
Someone sent me daughters
When I asked for SOOOONS! (my father is quite clear the opposite it true for him.)
Somehow I'll make a man out of you!!!!!!!!!!

Why the fuck would you want a girl? I'm goddamn terrified of raising someone with lady parts. When they start all bleeding and shit wtf am I supposed to do? Just pretend that my kid's organs coming apart and leaking out is cool!?

Girls are horrifying with that anyway- you ever wake up in a puddle of blood? My first response is, "HOLY SHIT I'M DYING" her response is, "oh yeah, sorry not sorry, change your sheets, k-bye".

 

[Sean Renaud]

Damned if I know. I only know that three sons apparently didn't but it and he's never been shy about pointing out how pleased he is that if you try long enough fell circumstance will work in your favor.

 

[Sean]

Tanking is for chumps who lack the intelligence to stealth and the skill to strike down your foes with all the fury of a typhoon or the grace to dodge their blows and dance between the raindrops.

RDPS ftw!

 

[CandiCame]

Damned if I know. I only know that three sons apparently didn't but it and he's never been shy about pointing out how pleased he is that if you try long enough fell circumstance will work in your favor.

Maybe he just wanted a matched set. I kinda want a boy to go with this one but not enough to actually have to raise it. I want it in the same way that I want, say, a UNIT 03 to go with the rest of my Evas. Just so I can say, "Yeah, I got the whole set of biological sexes I could have in offspring". Then like... that's as far as my interests goes.

 

[lovetoread]

Girls rule, boys drool.

 

[CandiCame]

BTW, playing LSD to get ready for the sequel and I'm having a hard time keeping my interest focused. This game kind of sucks now that I'm not a druggie. Does anyone know if those binumaral beats work?

 

[CandiCame]

Girls rule, boys drool.

...she ruined my spiderman sheets with her damn vagina...

And then told me to clean them. Like she thought I wouldn't if she didn't tell me.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Annyway. . .playing Megaman 10 as Protoman. Jumping into bullets intentionally is by far the least natural feeling thing in the world.

 

[CandiCame]

Annyway. . .playing Megaman 10 as Protoman. Jumping into bullets intentionally is by far the least natural feeling thing in the world.

Fun Fact: Mega Man is too hardcore for me now. I could play them as a kid, but apparently I've gone downhill because I fucking suck now. You're a better man than I.

 

[Sean Renaud]

We can save you brother. Just don't start with 9 or 10. If you insist on suffering start with 2 or 3. What kind of father will you be when Bite-Sized Candi comes to King Sized needed to know how to beat Dr. Wily or Sigma? What if you continue this decline and even Dr. Robotnic and Bowser start using you for target practice. . .at the olympics?!

 

[remy_lebeau8]

Annyway. . .playing Megaman 10 as Protoman. Jumping into bullets intentionally is by far the least natural feeling thing in the world.

Fun Fact: Mega Man is too hardcore for me now. I could play them as a kid, but apparently I've gone downhill because I fucking suck now. You're a better man than I.

I've got metroid in my nes. I win

The grey copy is getting rare noe

 

[Sean Renaud]

I might have Metroid, I'll have to go look, I know I have Super Metriod, Prime 1 and 3 (need to just snag the trilogy with the sweet Wii controls) and Other M. I want them release The Return of Samus again, preferably as a remake since it was a green and dark green first gen Gameboy game and lets face it, not a lot of those have aged particularly well. Some like Donkey Kong are fine but like Mario Land is just the kind of ugly that you have a hard time justifying these days when you know four kids in their garage would reskin it over two weeks and the only thing they'd charge you would be a bonus stage with their names written out in coins.

I have no idea how rare Metroid carts actually are though. If you find Earthbound or Final Fantasy II for the SNES though you keep it close, or kill the darned fool who tries to keep it from you. His life is forfiet if he doesn't hand over the goods!

 

[CandiCame]

We can save you brother. Just don't start with 9 or 10. If you insist on suffering start with 2 or 3. What kind of father will you be when Bite-Sized Candi comes to King Sized needed to know how to beat Dr. Wily or Sigma? What if you continue this decline and even Dr. Robotnic and Bowser start using you for target practice. . .at the olympics?!

I tried to play Contra and my heart gave out.

We're calling my offspring "bite size Candi" or "funsize Candi" now.

 

[Sean Renaud]

I could try snack sized if you prefer.

Contra is impossible, be kind, play Super C or Contra III. Both are punishingly difficult but mortals can complete them. Or play Ninja Gaiden. . .but really that's just for when you hate yourself.

 

[remy_lebeau8]

I might have Metroid, I'll have to go look, I know I have Super Metriod, Prime 1 and 3 (need to just snag the trilogy with the sweet Wii controls) and Other M. I want them release The Return of Samus again, preferably as a remake since it was a green and dark green first gen Gameboy game and lets face it, not a lot of those have aged particularly well. Some like Donkey Kong are fine but like Mario Land is just the kind of ugly that you have a hard time justifying these days when you know four kids in their garage would reskin it over two weeks and the only thing they'd charge you would be a bonus stage with their names written out in coins.

I have no idea how rare Metroid carts actually are though. If you find Earthbound or Final Fantasy II for the SNES though you keep it close, or kill the darned fool who tries to keep it from you. His life is forfiet if he doesn't hand over the goods!

There's a grey label version and yellow label version. The yellow is a re release. I have a grey label copy. I know super metroid was pricy last I looked

 

[remy_lebeau8]

Dammit they switched it up. Now the yellow label are going for more.

10-15 grey and 15 on up for yellow

 

[Sean Renaud]

Well thats because they are collectors items, which ever one is rarer is the one that's worth the extra cash and editions don't necessarily follow any logic other than that.

I didn't know there were two editions of Metriod though.

 

[remy_lebeau8]

Well thats because they are collectors items, which ever one is rarer is the one that's worth the extra cash and editions don't necessarily follow any logic other than that.

I didn't know there were two editions of Metriod though.

Ya the yellow came out after return of samus