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Finished my Bellawesome. I now have only one pokemon left and the Pokepowerpuff girls will be complete!

Also going back to work on Dante's Inferno, that is a seriously twisted game and if I don't beat it by Thanksgiving I'm just gonna say fuck it and watch a Let's Play. I swear that game constantly gets me tripped up on the stupidest shit. Like a lot of adventure games that want to have puzzles they have no fucking clue how to lay hints or present puzzles and I can't take these puzzles that are so stupid that when I check gamefaqs instead of feeling stupid for not having noticed a given detail I instead wonder how the fuck they expected me to figure that out.

Also the Speedbikes on Battletoads is absolutely impossible. I watched the youtube video and unless you can see slightly into the future (and even then) that shit is NOT possible. Not with one thousand lives could I hope to accomplish this.
 
Sean Renaud said:
Also the Speedbikes on Battletoads is absolutely impossible. I watched the youtube video and unless you can see slightly into the future (and even then) that shit is NOT possible. Not with one thousand lives could I hope to accomplish this.
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Its not impossible, it just take a LOT of practice. Battletoads is without a doubt the hardest game by design. I've not beaten it, but I've made it to level 10. If you think the speed bikes are bad, try the rat race or clinger wringer. One day I will beat that damn game...
 
I don't remember the Rat Race but I swear I've beaten that game using the Game Genie to skip that level. I might have to go back and check though.
 
Just realized its gonna cost me almost a grand to get into the electrical game...
My wallet is crying
 
I got Bioshock 2 for my little brother today. He broke his leg and he's going to be in bed for like 6 weeks and then on crutches for 3 months and he's never played any of the BioShocks and that just ain't right. Not for a child his age.
 
Sean Renaud said:
So you didn't start him off with the original why?!
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Because his literal broke ass can get it on steam for like $1. And also MonkeyPunch didn't have it. So I got him that and... some survival horror because he's a little bitch and couldn't finish Fatal Frame, but instead ran screaming from the room. Can't run now bitch.
 
I was supposed to draw something for you but I totally forgot because this fucking kid broke his fucking leg trying to impress some middle school chick like... like a goddamn teenager, actually. You wanted a luchadore, right? Because I wanna do more art and I don't really have anything to do at work until Tuesday.
 
Wow that's downright cruel. We need to get someone nice and fluffy around because you're kinda evil right now. Keep hanging around me and you'll start kicking puppies.

So how come we has no sprites?
 
Sean Renaud said:
Wow that's downright cruel. We need to get someone nice and fluffy around because you're kinda evil right now. Keep hanging around me and you'll start kicking puppies.

So how come we has no sprites?
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I feel evil. I've been in a bitchy mood all day but I've had no one to take it out on. I kinda wanna grind a lit cigarette out on someone's tounge.

Interestingly, I haven't had a cigarette in three days because the gf has been extra vigilant.

These facts may be related.

Edit: Oh, also, my parents kinda suck so I've been at the hospital a lot with my brother. He completely shattered the bottom of his leg and had to have it pinned back together because it was shattered rather than just broken, so he had to have surgery to put in a metal plate, then to pin the bone fragments to the plate and that took for fuck-all-ever, and he can't move and shit, so I've been dealing with that rather than doing anything productive. Also, he won't take pain pills because he comes from a family of drug addicts so the doctors have to kind of secret drug him through his IV or he might go into shock because you have to take pain killers when you come off surgery to at least wind you down or whatever so your numbness doesn't wear off at once and freak your brain out.

That kid is hilarious when he's tripping on morphine and perks. Talking about his favorite RPGs and bitching about Steam Machine and X-box 1. That kid fucking hates x-box 1. And he keeps fucking crying about wanting to play Battlefield, but he couldn't in the hospital so I brought him his 3ds and he cried because he thought he was getting battlefield.

Edit: That last edit was in the response to: How come you have made no arts, Candi?
 
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Taking care of your brother is productive. Sorry about that and I'll try to stop bugging you. I can be good.

Also Battlefield looks amazing and I don't even like FPS games.
 
Sean Renaud said:
Taking care of your brother is productive. Sorry about that and I'll try to stop bugging you. I can be good.

Also Battlefield looks amazing and I don't even like FPS games.
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I like being bugged.

I also like battlefield. But not as much as the kid likes battlefield. He's borderline obsessive. Also, while he was really high yesterday, he was bitching about how other people are apparently bitching because Battlefield offers a female avatar. Because why would you bitch about that? I, of course, agree, even though I've never known anybody to bitch about such a thing, and that got him on this rant about how he hates "those fake gamer douchebags" who "aren't even real gamers" they just play Battlefield multiplayer and shitty racing games and sports games to try to meet nerd chicks, but then when they do meet nerd chicks they FLIP THEIR SHIT because they can't handle boobs- not even real boobs; avatar boobs. And how he has all these friends who make fun of those guys but like him because he's a REAL gamer and that's why he gets to hang out with the REAL gamer chicks.

He's like 14. He's waaay too young to be thinking about douchebaggery and declaring who's a real gamer.

Tho I do agree that if you can't handle pixil tits you're probably going to have a problem with real women and make our entire gender look collectively worse and ought probably get out of it. But that's an adult thing. You ought not have to punch somebody for oogling or other douchebaggery when you're that little.
 
LOL.

I can get down with that whole get those annoying kids off the lawn mentality. Though not from someone so young they think gaming started with the PS2. Those are the kids I want off my gorramned lawn.

Okay not really I don't hate them. The ones I hate are the punks who somehow think I owe them respect because they rock Madden and CoD but couldn't tell you shit about Hyrule have never joined a Belmont in the quest to put Dracula back in the ground and never once had to fight a giant fire breathing turtle for a princess. Fuck those fucks.
 
Sean Renaud said:
LOL.

I can get down with that whole get those annoying kids off the lawn mentality. Though not from someone so young they think gaming started with the PS2. Those are the kids I want off my gorramned lawn.

Okay not really I don't hate them. The ones I hate are the punks who somehow think I owe them respect because they rock Madden and CoD but couldn't tell you shit about Hyrule have never joined a Belmont in the quest to put Dracula back in the ground and never once had to fight a giant fire breathing turtle for a princess. Fuck those fucks.
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And then you do hand them a classic game, they assume they can blow through it and get mad as hell that Nintendo is hard. Then say that no one in hell could possibly have ever beaten such a game and get pissed as fuck when you beat them.

"Nintendo is for little kids"
"FUCK RAINBOW ROAD AND FUCK YOU OLD MAN!"
 
I hated that stage. Not because it was hard, it wasn't. Specially not compared to the SNES version. I hated it because my friend who owned it could do that jump at the beginning that pretty much meant he won unless he fucked up. And I was never a great racer to begin with so it was more a fuck you thing that he did that to beat me. OF course I probably deserved it for some o fthe BS I pulled in Battle Mode where I'm a force of nature but still.
 
Sean Renaud said:
I hated that stage. Not because it was hard, it wasn't. Specially not compared to the SNES version. I hated it because my friend who owned it could do that jump at the beginning that pretty much meant he won unless he fucked up. And I was never a great racer to begin with so it was more a fuck you thing that he did that to beat me. OF course I probably deserved it for some o fthe BS I pulled in Battle Mode where I'm a force of nature but still.
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Battle mode just pisses me off. The last time I played that I rage quit hard at a child's racing game. Because it won't let you lose with dignity. She can be kicking my ass and instead of just letting me lose all my balloons and die it restarts me with negative stats so that I can continue the ass kicking into infinity.
 
You know, I just kinda reread this and what you said about these kids who think that they're hot shit because they play modern games but never played the classics- this 3ds I had to find for this kid has a zelda 64 (the 3ds port) custom case on it. Like he had to spend money on this case. So I'm like, "WTF, you don't play Zelda?"

And he gets all indignant. Like mad at me for this accusation. "Of course I play Zelda! I love Zelda! I like adventure RPGs. You saw me play Skyrim!"

"Well yeah, but lots of kids play-"

"I'VE PLAYED ALL THE ELDER SCROLLS! I found your old copy of Morrowind."

I just want to pat his head and say, "That'll do pig. That'll do."
 
My kid's gonna be a nerd. Her mom plays MMORPGs and I'm afraid it's gonna mark the baby.
 
See and that's what makes you nicer than me. Cus I wouldn't want to pat his head and tell him that'll do. I'd want to shoot him in the face with a fireball and then explain to him that I'm http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii71/casualweaponry/drfhead.gif


I'm learning they aren't all useless though. My Nephew is shockingly good at classic Megaman for a kid who's only six and was raised on these modern hold your hand games.
 
CandiCame said:
I feel evil. I've been in a bitchy mood all day but I've had no one to take it out on. I kinda wanna grind a lit cigarette out on someone's tounge.

Interestingly, I haven't had a cigarette in three days because the gf has been extra vigilant.

These facts may be related.

Edit: Oh, also, my parents kinda suck so I've been at the hospital a lot with my brother. He completely shattered the bottom of his leg and had to have it pinned back together because it was shattered rather than just broken, so he had to have surgery to put in a metal plate, then to pin the bone fragments to the plate and that took for fuck-all-ever, and he can't move and shit, so I've been dealing with that rather than doing anything productive. Also, he won't take pain pills because he comes from a family of drug addicts so the doctors have to kind of secret drug him through his IV or he might go into shock because you have to take pain killers when you come off surgery to at least wind you down or whatever so your numbness doesn't wear off at once and freak your brain out.

That kid is hilarious when he's tripping on morphine and perks. Talking about his favorite RPGs and bitching about Steam Machine and X-box 1. That kid fucking hates x-box 1. And he keeps fucking crying about wanting to play Battlefield, but he couldn't in the hospital so I brought him his 3ds and he cried because he thought he was getting battlefield.

Edit: That last edit was in the response to: How come you have made no arts, Candi?
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See you can quit. Just 4 more days. Also Fuck the xbox 1

CandiCame said:
I like being bugged.

I also like battlefield. But not as much as the kid likes battlefield. He's borderline obsessive. Also, while he was really high yesterday, he was bitching about how other people are apparently bitching because Battlefield offers a female avatar. Because why would you bitch about that? I, of course, agree, even though I've never known anybody to bitch about such a thing, and that got him on this rant about how he hates "those fake gamer douchebags" who "aren't even real gamers" they just play Battlefield multiplayer and shitty racing games and sports games to try to meet nerd chicks, but then when they do meet nerd chicks they FLIP THEIR SHIT because they can't handle boobs- not even real boobs; avatar boobs. And how he has all these friends who make fun of those guys but like him because he's a REAL gamer and that's why he gets to hang out with the REAL gamer chicks.

He's like 14. He's waaay too young to be thinking about douchebaggery and declaring who's a real gamer.

Tho I do agree that if you can't handle pixil tits you're probably going to have a problem with real women and make our entire gender look collectively worse and ought probably get out of it. But that's an adult thing. You ought not have to punch somebody for oogling or other douchebaggery when you're that little.
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I remember being 14...It sucked. Competition and douchebaggey are very important

Sean Renaud said:
LOL.


I can get down with that whole get those annoying kids off the lawn mentality. Though not from someone so young they think gaming started with the PS2. Those are the kids I want off my gorramned lawn.

Okay not really I don't hate them. The ones I hate are the punks who somehow think I owe them respect because they rock Madden and CoD but couldn't tell you shit about Hyrule have never joined a Belmont in the quest to put Dracula back in the ground and never once had to fight a giant fire breathing turtle for a princess. Fuck those fucks.
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They probably don know the konomi code. Is it bad I remember the blood code for mortal kombat on the genisis? I remember there was a code... Up down Left right hold A down. Dont remember what that code was though

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That was the debug menu for sonic
 
CandiCame said:
I got Bioshock 2 for my little brother today. He broke his leg and he's going to be in bed for like 6 weeks and then on crutches for 3 months and he's never played any of the BioShocks and that just ain't right. Not for a child his age.
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I just couldnt get into bioshock. I tried like hell and just couldnt
 
I couldn't really get into Bioshock either but I chalked that up to I already read Atlas Shrugged and I suck at FPS games so I tend to get frustrated with them pretty quickly.
 
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