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I'm gonna restart Memories on gba rather than ps2 and see if that makes it easier. I can always watch the pretty PS2 videos on youtube or something.
 
It might though I can't see how. I imagine the PS2 version has the kinks ironed out but who knows maybe there is some absurdly easy cheat in there. It wouldn't be the first time that something like that had happened.

Something, something gonna cry Mexican Wrestlers.


Finished Metroid: Other M today, now on to pick up the Primes (which came first but fuck it) the game has a false end and it was funny because I finished off what seemed to be an obvious last boss and was all, "Hmm why isn't the entire space station blowing up? That's what Samus does! She blows up planets, space stations, whatever. She's practically got that Kim Possible thing going on where if the base isn't exploding she has to pull out her check list because she clearly forgot SOMETHING even if she has no clue what it could be.
 
It might though I can't see how. I imagine the PS2 version has the kinks ironed out but who knows maybe there is some absurdly easy cheat in there. It wouldn't be the first time that something like that had happened.

Something, something gonna cry Mexican Wrestlers.


Finished Metroid: Other M today, now on to pick up the Primes (which came first but fuck it) the game has a false end and it was funny because I finished off what seemed to be an obvious last boss and was all, "Hmm why isn't the entire space station blowing up? That's what Samus does! She blows up planets, space stations, whatever. She's practically got that Kim Possible thing going on where if the base isn't exploding she has to pull out her check list because she clearly forgot SOMETHING even if she has no clue what it could be.

Was Kim fucking her sidekick? Was that a thing? Because he had a naked mole rat and that should be a pussy magnet.

Edit: I posted this and then realized that that was not what I should have focused on from your entire post, but I stand by it.

Edit: Also, I didn't do any art today because my teenage brother broke his leg trying to impress some chick on a slide. He's really fat and he snapped the bones on both sides because he got it caught on something, and fell, and his body weight was so much that it just kinda snapped with a sickening sound and all the other kids were all, "that was AWESOME". And by the time I got to the hospital he was high on morphine and it was hilarious. He was like, "I think I got a papercut"

And I was all, "Dude no... you broke your leg."

But he insisted, "No, I mean, I think I also got a papercut."

I hope the chick was worth it. I can't imagine she was. He's in 8th grade and middle school chicks are usually bitches. This one plays Minecraft and Battlefield and that is all that I know about her. Because he described her while high on morphine.
 
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Officially? No.

In reality. Hell the fuck yeah Ron was getting some of that delicious redhead. It's just a hair shy of cannon but I think we can make an educated guess as to what two high school seniors manage to get into traveling all over the world. Oh and Ron keeps losing his pants. You don't need to put 2 and 2 together to figure what they were up to.

And they SHOULD be Lit legal btw since the show's fourth and final season was explicitly their senior year and they graduated. Lit rules generally accept that all seniors in High School are 18 unless specifically stated otherwise.
 
Officially? No.

In reality. Hell the fuck yeah Ron was getting some of that delicious redhead. It's just a hair shy of cannon but I think we can make an educated guess as to what two high school seniors manage to get into traveling all over the world. Oh and Ron keeps losing his pants. You don't need to put 2 and 2 together to figure what they were up to.

And they SHOULD be Lit legal btw since the show's fourth and final season was explicitly their senior year and they graduated. Lit rules generally accept that all seniors in High School are 18 unless specifically stated otherwise.

Wait, so that's NOT pedotastic!? AWESOME! That saves me a lot of heartache. Because she looks like Ariel, and Ariel is the hottest Disney Princess which is why she's the only one who canonically has hot royal sex, because she's the only one with a kid.

...Erik has fucked a mermaid.
I would tell literally everyone about that. Like I would use that as the introduction rather than my royal status. I would prefer people knew I fucked a siren over the fact that I was a prince.
 
She's less Pedo than Ariel. Ariel is specifically stated as being 16 in the movie. And there is no solid rule in any way on Lit if Little Mermaid 2 counts as cannon as far as her age goes. If it does she's got to be somewhere in her 20s. No time frame at all is given for the Alladin sequels (another 16 year old princess), actually most Disney Princesses are sixteen with a few that no specific age is ever given. Like I don't recall Merida, or Belle having a specific age and I assume just based on her station in life that the princess from the Princess and the Frog is legal but honestly if you have to guess those strumpets are underage.

Watching Teen Titans. Dear god, Robin and Slade is the ultimate fucking team up. Everybody else talks about Beast Boy and Cyborg but if you really need shit done get RnS. They will solve whatever the fuck your problem is in a heartbeat.
 
I need to make a game called Angry Santa. The name just came to me and it must be filled with awesome cus it won't go away.
 
What would santa fight? Naughty kids?

Jesus. Jesus should be pissed that Santa stole his birthday.

Or other holiday mascots. Tom Turkey's probably pissed that Santa's already fucked up his holiday, Halloween is next.
 
What would santa fight? Naughty kids?

Naughty everybody! Kim Jong has been velly bad.

Jesus. Jesus should be pissed that Santa stole his birthday.

Or other holiday mascots. Tom Turkey's probably pissed that Santa's already fucked up his holiday, Halloween is next.

Jesus's birthday is sometime in the middle of the Spring. Santa didn't steal his birthday, he stole the day that he stole from the Pagans. And he made it into a holiday everybody can get down with regardless of religion.
 
Naughty everybody! Kim Jong has been velly bad.



Jesus's birthday is sometime in the middle of the Spring. Santa didn't steal his birthday, he stole the day that he stole from the Pagans. And he made it into a holiday everybody can get down with regardless of religion.

Santa and Jesus team up to fling elves and candy canes and shit at evil world leaders and naughty kids in general.

I like it
 
So do I. It just seems so obvious. And you get a flying sleigh, and George Bush has an Evil Weather Machine and he uses it to fill the skies with fog so you have to find your ally Rudolph!
 
So do I. It just seems so obvious. And you get a flying sleigh, and George Bush has an Evil Weather Machine and he uses it to fill the skies with fog so you have to find your ally Rudolph!

Why the fuck is Bush Cobra Commander? I vehemently request recasting.
 
Why the fuck is Bush Cobra Commander? I vehemently request recasting.

It's not my fault he caused Katrina to flush all the black people out of New Orleans! We can sacrifice Kanye West to an angry volcano too!
 
It's not my fault he caused Katrina to flush all the black people out of New Orleans! We can sacrifice Kanye West to an angry volcano too!

Kanye West has named his child North and that is the ultimate pun. I cannot let you sacrifice him.
 
Fine, we'll find someone else to sacrifice to the angry gods. All I know is we need angry dancers.
 
Oh sure. I'll admit to even knowing everything not really caring much about Chris Brown and my pity for Rhianna officially expiring when she went back to him. I almost get battered wife syndrome when you're a poor woman who has a legit fear that she can't make it on her own. Rhianna could retire two years ago and never have to worry about anything. She's with him because he makes her happy, blood, bruises and all and I might not approve but damned if I'm gonna waste energy being upset about it.

But by all means we can use Chris Brown as something to feed to a volcano. I want to be able to use Britney Spears music to drive away pirates though.
 
Oh sure. I'll admit to even knowing everything not really caring much about Chris Brown and my pity for Rhianna officially expiring when she went back to him. I almost get battered wife syndrome when you're a poor woman who has a legit fear that she can't make it on her own. Rhianna could retire two years ago and never have to worry about anything. She's with him because he makes her happy, blood, bruises and all and I might not approve but damned if I'm gonna waste energy being upset about it.

But by all means we can use Chris Brown as something to feed to a volcano. I want to be able to use Britney Spears music to drive away pirates though.

Why Britney? GaGa and Beiber are much more annoying and fearsome...Or is that your form of torturing our enemies?
 
Recent news stories claim that Britney Spears is second only to the Safety Dance in turning away Somali Pirates. Don't ask me why I don't think she's at all terrible and other than that baby song I've never heard anything by Bieber. I'm sure I heard somethign by Gaga but I dunno.

It'll be hilarious.

Also I want my goddamn luchadore!
 
What my esteemed squirrel colleague said. It's nothing personal against Ms. Spears, it's simply using a tested method. I don't know about you but when I try to drive off a troop of pirates I want something I know is going to work. What happens if I play Beiber and they like it and then they capture me and they're butt pirates and they make me sing Baby, baby babye OOOOOOOO!
 
What my esteemed squirrel colleague said. It's nothing personal against Ms. Spears, it's simply using a tested method. I don't know about you but when I try to drive off a troop of pirates I want something I know is going to work. What happens if I play Beiber and they like it and then they capture me and they're butt pirates and they make me sing Baby, baby babye OOOOOOOO!

Oh baby Oh baby!

Im doing a string of quests in Final Fantasy right now. I think its leading up to me bitchslapping ifrit
 
Oh baby Oh baby!

Im doing a string of quests in Final Fantasy right now. I think its leading up to me bitchslapping ifrit

Good luck, Comrade.

I just got back. I haven't had any gaming time today. Now to crack open Kingdom Hearts, which is kinda Final Fantasy-ish.
 
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