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I was half asleep yesterday. I swear I slept-drove home. I don't remember doing it. I remember getting in the car; and then I was home and I was like, "WTF?" Especially because I meant to stop at the store and I totally didn't. I have no idea why I'm not dead.

The car knows. I had a chevy i bet coulda made it to Peachtree city georgia and back if i got on 75 and put on cruise.
 

Ohhh, I want to encounter her on a random field!
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I was half asleep yesterday. I swear I slept-drove home. I don't remember doing it. I remember getting in the car; and then I was home and I was like, "WTF?" Especially because I meant to stop at the store and I totally didn't. I have no idea why I'm not dead.

Like Remy said the car knows. Which is equal parts comforting and terrifying because I remember a few times driving home in the rain (something that doesn't happen in So Cal) because I swear to God I couldn't see where I was going and I was using some combination of the force, follow the leader and trusting that the car wanted to go home as bad as I did to navigate home.
 
Ohhh, I want to encounter her on a random field!
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Like Remy said the car knows. Which is equal parts comforting and terrifying because I remember a few times driving home in the rain (something that doesn't happen in So Cal) because I swear to God I couldn't see where I was going and I was using some combination of the force, follow the leader and trusting that the car wanted to go home as bad as I did to navigate home.

That's my driving in the winter. They dont plow the snow in Detroit or its freeways so not only is it slick but visibility sucks in the winter. I play the follow the semi lights game
 
Yep. But you get to the exit and sometimes it's goes like this.

I think the exit is right here
You think or you know?
I think I'll know in about five seconds.
 
Yep. But you get to the exit and sometimes it's goes like this.

I think the exit is right here
You think or you know?
I think I'll know in about five seconds.

I've driven the same route for so long I could do it blindfolded. Did change it up some though. Started taking a shortcut through the hood. Shaves 10 minutes off the drive. So I drive by a prison and a few crack houses. No biggie
 
The last mile to my house is through the woods to. Like Slenderman woods. With no driveway because I keep... not making a driveway. I can get the gravel for like $200 and I completely forget about it every single day. I was going to do that yesterday and just didn't. It's destroying my car.
 
The last mile to my house is through the woods to. Like Slenderman woods. With no driveway because I keep... not making a driveway. I can get the gravel for like $200 and I completely forget about it every single day. I was going to do that yesterday and just didn't. It's destroying my car.

Slacker :p
 
Yeah I have seriously GOT to do that tonight. It rained and the path I've kinda sorta cleared is full on mud.
 
Won't gravel wash away too?

Not instantly. It's better than just... forest floor with tire tracks through it exposing dirt for mudification. Plus, getting that shit paved is crazy expensive and I don't know how to do it myself and it's ecologically unsound so I don't know what I'm supposed to do. The gf is really super mad about the fucking driveway. I am not magic. Seriously, if you know something to do for it you would be my hero.
 
You're not magic? I've seen pictures of you. I'm quite certain if I cut your head off lucky charms will explode from your stumpy neck.
 
Not instantly. It's better than just... forest floor with tire tracks through it exposing dirt for mudification. Plus, getting that shit paved is crazy expensive and I don't know how to do it myself and it's ecologically unsound so I don't know what I'm supposed to do. The gf is really super mad about the fucking driveway. I am not magic. Seriously, if you know something to do for it you would be my hero.

Maybe a mix of dirt, gravel, amd crushed rock. Limestone I think is what they use for dort roads. Actually look that up. How to make a dirt road
 
Remy no dirt road is good enough for someone of Candi's temper. It's Yellow Brick or nothing.

Well there is a Red Brick road I think it leads to the Gnome King but it's been a while since I read Return to Oz. What I do remember is that the number of people in Oz i really low considering that every gorramned natural disaster leads there. New York should have a suburb in Munchkin town after Sandy.
 
Maybe a mix of dirt, gravel, amd crushed rock. Limestone I think is what they use for dort roads. Actually look that up. How to make a dirt road

I actually will man, thanks! I have to do something because it seriously is destroying the car.

You're not magic? I've seen pictures of you. I'm quite certain if I cut your head off lucky charms will explode from your stumpy neck.

Have you seen pictures of me? Because if so I was probably super cute. I can't imagine sending you pics were I wasn't in drag in pigtails with a corset or blindfolded with leather straps and bound in full slave gear or something.
 
Remy no dirt road is good enough for someone of Candi's temper. It's Yellow Brick or nothing.

Well there is a Red Brick road I think it leads to the Gnome King but it's been a while since I read Return to Oz. What I do remember is that the number of people in Oz i really low considering that every gorramned natural disaster leads there. New York should have a suburb in Munchkin town after Sandy.

It leads to the Winkie country in Wicked.
 
Ben there done that. You should listen to his Megaman and Ballad of the Mages though.
 
I actually will man, thanks! I have to do something because it seriously is destroying the car.
Ya. It would have to be compressed somehow or loose rocks will go all over the place


Have you seen pictures of me? Because if so I was probably super cute. I can't imagine sending you pics were I wasn't in drag in pigtails with a corset or blindfolded with leather straps and bound in full slave gear or something.

Slave gear is kinda creepy especially gimp suits
 
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