Gamer Thread

[CandiCame]

We'll see. I think he'll look really strange next to your other sprites though.

And no luchadores don't need wings! I'll think of something with wings soon enough once you've started work on this one.

I'm not big on sports games unless they're extreme. I can totally get down with NBA Jam, NHL Hitz, NFL Blitz and MLB. . .I forgot that one as well as anything that has Mario deciding that it's not cheating to throw fireballs instead of balls at people. Otherwise I only politely put up with them when someone else insists much like me and FPSs in general though I've been known to get down with a zombie or dinosaur hunt from time to time.

Yeah, but most FPS are realizing that people would rather shoot zombies than anything else. I mean, that's why we're shooting nazi zombies on the moon. Do you know how hard you gotta stretch to be able to write that into a game? Especially to have it work as well as it did.

Also, conspiracy theorists in real life apparently think that there's an actual Nazi moon base. Which I only learned recently. And now I wonder if the game or the conspiracy came first.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Of course there is a Nazi base on the moon. The Cold War was just a front put up by the Russians and Americans to justify the massive taxes necessary to develop weapons capable of fighting of the inhabitants of Rigel 4.

Next your gonna tell me nobody told you the world was hollow and giant spiders are fighting for dominion at the Earth's core.

 

[CandiCame]

Of course there is a Nazi base on the moon. The Cold War was just a front put up by the Russians and Americans to justify the massive taxes necessary to develop weapons capable of fighting of the inhabitants of Rigel 4.

Next your gonna tell me nobody told you the world was hollow and giant spiders are fighting for dominion at the Earth's core.

Of course I knew about the spiders, I'm not stupid. I'm Cherokee, remember? We're on the spider's side. They brought us fire and dried the land so we could live here. We owe them. If you guys had any sense you're be preparing for our spider overlords. They're a kind and generous people.

 

[remy_lebeau8]

I'm siding with rhe mole men

 

[CandiCame]

Your last name makes me think of actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf... Even though it's nothing like it. Must be too close to Halloween.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSO0lCO3TIg

 

[remy_lebeau8]

Your last name makes me think of actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf... Even though it's nothing like it. Must be too close to Halloween.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSO0lCO3TIg

I can't stand the other one. The actor that is.

 

[CandiCame]

I can't stand the other one. The actor that is.

What was he even in? The name sounds familiar but I can't place it.

 

[remy_lebeau8]

What was he even in? The name sounds familiar but I can't place it.

Uhh he as a disney kid but he was the lead in transformers

 

[CandiCame]

Uhh he as a disney kid but he was the lead in transformers

Ooooh. Well, in all fairness I think Transformers was more the writers deciding to fuck all the childhood fans over more than the actors.

 

[remy_lebeau8]

Ooooh. Well, in all fairness I think Transformers was more the writers deciding to fuck all the childhood fans over more than the actors.

He was in the last indiana jones too. Oh and holes. Didnt like him in any of those roles

 

[Sean Renaud]

The only time I liked Shia was in Paranoia? Some movie where he gets grounded for being a prick and watches his neighbor and finds out he's a murderer because when he gets a girl up into his room his focus is on an old man across the street. . .still god movie.

 

[CandiCame]

The only time I liked Shia was in Paranoia? Some movie where he gets grounded for being a prick and watches his neighbor and finds out he's a murderer because when he gets a girl up into his room his focus is on an old man across the street. . .still god movie.

Wasn't that an old movie first? With the guy from "It's a Wonderful Life"?

 

[Sean Renaud]

Possibly, lots of movies are remakes and the like but I've never seen that particular scenario or if I had I forgot it. Which doesn't mean anything the first Amityville movie I saw was the mid 90's edition of the film.

Luchadore!

Oh and a shark. Every game needs a shark and then a sharp with a sombrero. And then a shark with a frikkin laser.

 

[CandiCame]

Possibly, lots of movies are remakes and the like but I've never seen that particular scenario or if I had I forgot it. Which doesn't mean anything the first Amityville movie I saw was the mid 90's edition of the film.

Luchadore!

Oh and a shark. Every game needs a shark and then a sharp with a sombrero. And then a shark with a frikkin laser.

Same shark or two different sharks?
Also, I can do sprite sets if you'll give me main characters and not just vague descriptions. So they can walk and shit. Like either platform or rpg style.

 

[CandiCame]

I can't hold my fucking 3ds. Like my hand- my right hand- stopped working at the wrist. It's been doing that a lot. The other day I went to put coffee in the maker, and I was going to set it down on the counter so that I could take out the... thing... that the filter goes in... don't know what that's called- and at that moment my wrist went out, so rather than setting the coffee gently on the counter, my hand stopped working and it just flew out of my limp hand and shot across the room. Somehow, the lid didn't come off and spill everywhere, shocking the shit out of me. That was my one piece of good luck for the year. Seriously tho, I can't hold a controller or my gameboy and I can't deal with this shit. My mom's supposed to bring me some L10s- but I'm not sure that'll fix it. I don't care for it to hurt as long as it works. What the fuck is this shit?

 

[Sean Renaud]

Wait, you can do what if I give you more information? You're suddenly making me intensely curious about things instead of just throwing things.

I was thinking three sharks, well one shark with two different off suits. Haven't you ever paid attention to video games before? The first step to maximizing the amount of sprites you have is using them as many times as possible by just recoloring them or adding tiny details! It's like Final Fantasy

Imp
Grimp (Great Imp in later versions)
Wrimp (Were Imp in later versions)
Wzimp (Wizard Imp in later versions)

Now we have
Shark
Sombrero Shark (With spicy salsa attack!)
Frickin' Laser Shark (With Moonraker attack!)

 

[CandiCame]

Wait, you can do what if I give you more information? You're suddenly making me intensely curious about things instead of just throwing things.

I was thinking three sharks, well one shark with two different off suits. Haven't you ever paid attention to video games before? The first step to maximizing the amount of sprites you have is using them as many times as possible by just recoloring them or adding tiny details! It's like Final Fantasy

Imp
Grimp (Great Imp in later versions)
Wrimp (Were Imp in later versions)
Wzimp (Wizard Imp in later versions)

Now we have
Shark
Sombrero Shark (With spicy salsa attack!)
Frickin' Laser Shark (With Moonraker attack!)

I suck at drawing hats. But I will do this as soon as my FUCKING DRAWING HAND STARTS WORKING GODDAMN IT

 

[Sean Renaud]

I didn't mean now. I thought you were still at work anyway.

And sucks about your hand. I used to occasionally get really bad cramps in my writing hand it was terrible. Made me all cranky n shit cus they'd come around at the worst possible times the only upside being that since I can type I could kinda just ignore it.

My right hand is my wankin hand. I'd be very put off if anything happened to it.

Wait. . .can't you draw with your mouth?

 

[CandiCame]

I didn't mean now. I thought you were still at work anyway.

And sucks about your hand. I used to occasionally get really bad cramps in my writing hand it was terrible. Made me all cranky n shit cus they'd come around at the worst possible times the only upside being that since I can type I could kinda just ignore it.

My right hand is my wankin hand. I'd be very put off if anything happened to it.

Wait. . .can't you draw with your mouth?

That's not drawing. You're thinking of blowjobs. As soon as I get my meds I should be ok... I am at work. But there's nobody here. We only get businesses at this time of year and we finished them. There's not that many small businesses in this one-horse town. Until Emerald Advance starts I'll just be sitting here. I'm watching Adams Family on Hulu right now.

Do you think Fester used to be as hot as Gomez and then he just kept blowing himself up?

 

[Sean Renaud]

Possibly. Sorry you're bored. Get drugs then get to work toady!

 

[CandiCame]

Possibly. Sorry you're bored. Get drugs then get to work toady!

Yeah, she might not be coming. She's hella unreliable. Tomorrow I'm bringing some yarn and shit to work. Make some Christmas presents. Provided I can hold a crochet needle.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Must resist urge to make fun of Candi. . .must resist!

 

[CandiCame]

Must resist urge to make fun of Candi. . .must resist!

There's really no way to do it, given how cool my shit turns out.
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs27/i/2009/251/b/e/Blarga__Elven_Fighter_Ranger_by_takocos.jpg

 

[Sean Renaud]

Decent point.

 

[CandiCame]

Goddamn she stopped to get a cheeseburger and eat it. That's... expected.