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You know at risk of insulting your car that works on love and hugs if you only dumped $100 bucks it wasn't not working to begin with.

If I'm out less than three I don't even fucking blink at it these days.
 
You know at risk of insulting your car that works on love and hugs if you only dumped $100 bucks it wasn't not working to begin with.

If I'm out less than three I don't even fucking blink at it these days.

Must be nice...
 
Must be nice...

It would be if anything ever came in that cheap.

also DOWNLOAD COMPLETE! Phase One, horrible artwork that everybody will laugh at commensing. Though with my other current projects it might take a while. I'm finishing up my last couple of stories for this years Survivor Contest (and getting a few started for next year. First place shall be mine!) Playing Jurassic Park: The Game (and getting stompped for not knowing Spanish. It took me like twelve tries to tell this woman to go to sleep. A long the way I insisted she was a library, I was hungry for pencil and something involving a bathroom that the game translated as "I you ?????" That was fun. But I shall forge forward and I will succeed. . .sorta anyway. You're gonna laugh and then I'm gonna have to learn to travel through. . .fuck they aren't even internet wires I'll just have to learn to fly and murder you all!
 
You know at risk of insulting your car that works on love and hugs if you only dumped $100 bucks it wasn't not working to begin with.

If I'm out less than three I don't even fucking blink at it these days.

It needed an o2 sensor, oil pressure sensor, amd gas cap. Now my dash isn't lit like a xmas tree
 
1: Why do dinosaurs speak Spanish?

2: Broken cars suck. I tore the power steering line on mine and it was fucked up for like a year because I don't have a driveway and just kept breaking it, until I finally gave up on the laziness and decided to park at the bottom of the hill and walk. And then just kind of pray that nobody hits or steals my car.
 
1. They don't. But some of the people stranded on the island do speak spanish and when they are delirious with toxic dinosaur bites they forget that they also know English. Though in hindsight I should have just used her for dinosaur bait and called it a day.

2. Yeah they do. I had my Catylic Converter and something attached to it bad for like eight months. Fucked up all sorts of shit and like halfed my MPGs right when gas prices spiked. Which had I known I would have asked someone for a loan.
 
This goddamn golbat hate me. I don't know why. I love you Golbat, please evolve
 
It takes a while. I've been working on my Eevee for two whole days and he still doesn't like me. . .I think he might be close based on what the love rater told me but it's night time and I want an Espeon not an Umbreon so I can't test him until the sun comes up. Until then I'm just working on my Bellossom.
 
It takes a while. I've been working on my Eevee for two whole days and he still doesn't like me. . .I think he might be close based on what the love rater told me but it's night time and I want an Espeon not an Umbreon so I can't test him until the sun comes up. Until then I'm just working on my Bellossom.

I had a togepi in my same party and it already evolved because it loved me. And the goldbat's just back here like, "SUCK A DICK!"
 
LOL. I tossed that Togepi in a box the exact second it's story portion was over and never looked back. Course I was also the Jackass who turned a Red Gyarados into a travel pokemon. I still have people give me shit about that. Fucker can learn Surf, Strength, Waterfall and Whirlpool!
 
I think im gonna downliad a genisis emulator just to play target earth. I'm to lazy to dig mine out of the basement and hook it up
 
I don't even know if my Genesis lives or who the fuck has it. I have three brothers and a sister who in a pinch might have jacked it I know she has one of my Gameboy Advances and who knows how many friends that I might have lent it too. The only reason I would dig out a classic system (and Sega would be a prime example of when I would) is when you can't find a good controller to play with.
 
I don't even know if my Genesis lives or who the fuck has it. I have three brothers and a sister who in a pinch might have jacked it I know she has one of my Gameboy Advances and who knows how many friends that I might have lent it too. The only reason I would dig out a classic system (and Sega would be a prime example of when I would) is when you can't find a good controller to play with.

I think the player one port is fucked up oon my sega. I didn't have many games. I had this epic thing through my cable called sega channel. It was like gamefly. Each month you got 30 games into this box plugged into your sega. It was awesome!
 
Yeah I remember that. I didn't have a sega at the time, I don't think though. People forget that Sega was a bit ahead of the game most of the time. They just always lacked the library and they lacked the library because they lacked the install base to make third party's want to work with them.

Of my old systems I have three NES's and no clue which is the original but they all work as long as you remember the ancient voodoo ritual required to get them working. The SNES is with my little brother but I think I have more of the games than he does. Genesis is MIA. The N64s were stolen a few years back when someone broke into my office. The PS1 I think is in my closet, the PS2 is with my Mom because Kingdom Hearts. The Xboxs were both given away to people who didn't have DVD players and I had a classic 360 that would play most Xbox games anyway. My classic Gameboy was given to a friend and I assume he threw it away by now (he needed a way to trade pokemon and by that point I had a pocket and my brother a color), the Pocket was eventually given to my ex when I got an advance. I have like six GBAs because all my friends would come to me to play Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles and Link 4 Swords and then the DS came out so they just sorta left them. I've still got my DS and 3DS.

I'm gonna pick up a PSP next year and a PS3.
 
I think the player one port is fucked up oon my sega. I didn't have many games. I had this epic thing through my cable called sega channel. It was like gamefly. Each month you got 30 games into this box plugged into your sega. It was awesome!

That sounds awesome! Sega really had their shit together back in the day. Dreamcast was the first to offer on-line play, wasn't it? To the three people who owned one after 32x, CD, and Saturn came out 2 weeks apart.
 
Yeah I remember that. I didn't have a sega at the time, I don't think though. People forget that Sega was a bit ahead of the game most of the time. They just always lacked the library and they lacked the library because they lacked the install base to make third party's want to work with them.

Of my old systems I have three NES's and no clue which is the original but they all work as long as you remember the ancient voodoo ritual required to get them working. The SNES is with my little brother but I think I have more of the games than he does. Genesis is MIA. The N64s were stolen a few years back when someone broke into my office. The PS1 I think is in my closet, the PS2 is with my Mom because Kingdom Hearts. The Xboxs were both given away to people who didn't have DVD players and I had a classic 360 that would play most Xbox games anyway. My classic Gameboy was given to a friend and I assume he threw it away by now (he needed a way to trade pokemon and by that point I had a pocket and my brother a color), the Pocket was eventually given to my ex when I got an advance. I have like six GBAs because all my friends would come to me to play Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles and Link 4 Swords and then the DS came out so they just sorta left them. I've still got my DS and 3DS.

I'm gonna pick up a PSP next year and a PS3.

My PS3 was stolen, so I think I'm going to try and get the money together for a PS4 so we can play KH3.
 
So are you bored yet Candi?! Cus I want you to help me conquer the world

The fuck are you doing on-line during my lunch break. I thought you had important gaming business shit to do. What, you get to set your own hours now? Who the fuck do I have to blow to get your job?

Please say you.
 
The fuck are you doing on-line during my lunch break. I thought you had important gaming business shit to do. What, you get to set your own hours now? Who the fuck do I have to blow to get your job?

Please say you.

As I told you before I'm at best a consultant, it's not my day job by any stretch. My day job is retail and I spend a lot of time if not actually online close enough to notice things!
 
As I told you before I'm at best a consultant, it's not my day job by any stretch. My day job is retail and I spend a lot of time if not actually online close enough to notice things!

shss
shss
Don't burst my bubble.
I could totally do some art of some kind today tho. I don't think I'll get any clients. I got some IRL drama stupidity going down and would love an escape from reality. But at some point I have to take that goddamn bat to get get it's hair did so it will love me. Like a trophy wife.
 
Stop being so cute. I makes me want to surprise you with buttsecks you didn't know you wanted.

On a more serious note, can you make Earthboundy sprites or only Pokemon ones. I assume yes since Earthbound is less pretty most of the time but still.
 
Stop being so cute. I makes me want to surprise you with buttsecks you didn't know you wanted.

On a more serious note, can you make Earthboundy sprites or only Pokemon ones. I assume yes since Earthbound is less pretty most of the time but still.

I got what you want, baby. I can do "in the style of" anything. I just have an unhealthy obsession with Pokemon. I need to develop my own style rather than copy-catting, but, you know, whatcha gonna do.

I did some gba rpg style 32bit rpg characters for that game I told you I was making just to learn on. They look like this.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c280/takocos/my_art/Klin_zps9a33dc7e.png
 
Actually, those look kind of Pokemon meets Zelda 3 now that I look at them.

DAMN YOU NINTENDO AND YOUR INTENSE INFLUENCE ON MY ART STYLE!!
 
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