Gamer Thread

[Sean Renaud]

On a side note I'm glad Nintendo has finally started releasing some of their Gameboy Titles for download. I wish those fucks would get around to Donkey Kong or hell just for shits and giggles release a brand new one with all the shit from the Gameboy one and then maybe add on a few new things like I think we could really use a straight up new DK game like Mario Galaxy just with evil DK again.

And since it seems like Sonic and Mario are actually cool now can we get a Mario and Sonic real game? I'll settle for an RPG if it's asking too much to get a classic platformer from the two of them.

 

[CandiCame]

You should probably give Remy some awesome lightning effects and a Pichu.

I was thinking something sound-based so I wouldn't have to do more animation for him... Something that would work for a guitar.

 

[CandiCame]

On a side note I'm glad Nintendo has finally started releasing some of their Gameboy Titles for download. I wish those fucks would get around to Donkey Kong or hell just for shits and giggles release a brand new one with all the shit from the Gameboy one and then maybe add on a few new things like I think we could really use a straight up new DK game like Mario Galaxy just with evil DK again.

And since it seems like Sonic and Mario are actually cool now can we get a Mario and Sonic real game? I'll settle for an RPG if it's asking too much to get a classic platformer from the two of them.

I think that may be a pipe dream, my friend. Though I would pay good money to play a "New Super Mario Bros" esc game with Mario and Sonic. But the thing with Sonic is that if he runs off and leaves Tails you know Mario's fat ass doesn't have a chance.

 

[CandiCame]

Speaking of Earthbound, tho. There are pretty good fan translations for Mother 1 and 3, if you're actually a Itoi fan and not just a collector. He's said that as long as he's alive he's not making a fourth in the series so the entire trilogy is only avalible in English via fantranslations on roms, so you won't feel bad if you're morally opposed to pirating. Because the company doesn't offer them any other way. Which is bullshit, since Earthbound has one of the most devoted fanbases I've ever seen.

 

[Sean Renaud]

You could give him a Loudred but those are big sons of bitches so it would have to be an accompanying sprite not an add on like mine. It would be more fitting, less cool but more fitting.

And it may be a pipe dream but who would have seen Mario and Sonic and the Olympics becoming a fucking franchise and not a one time show of solidarity? And if the early reports are accurate the Blue Blur will be back for Smash Bros 4. So he's kinda part of the family now. So I can dream.

Also Pipe Dream is an awesome game and one of the few puzzle games where my fucked up mind can usually keep up with my mom. Usually, once the game gets going full speed I'm usually screwed because my brain is still trying to make up the most obscenely complicated bullshit in the world when perhaps I should start remembering that the shortest distance between two places is a straight line.

Also you should use your awesome sprite making power to create a new Earthbound style game and rule the universe. I'm claiming 15% of your profits as it was my idea and I'll be doing lots of whip lashing. . .I mean cheer leading.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Speaking of Earthbound, tho. There are pretty good fan translations for Mother 1 and 3, if you're actually a Itoi fan and not just a collector. He's said that as long as he's alive he's not making a fourth in the series so the entire trilogy is only avalible in English via fantranslations on roms, so you won't feel bad if you're morally opposed to pirating. Because the company doesn't offer them any other way. Which is bullshit, since Earthbound has one of the most devoted fanbases I've ever seen.

Murder?

 

[CandiCame]

You could give him a Loudred but those are big sons of bitches so it would have to be an accompanying sprite not an add on like mine. It would be more fitting, less cool but more fitting.

And it may be a pipe dream but who would have seen Mario and Sonic and the Olympics becoming a fucking franchise and not a one time show of solidarity? And if the early reports are accurate the Blue Blur will be back for Smash Bros 4. So he's kinda part of the family now. So I can dream.

Also Pipe Dream is an awesome game and one of the few puzzle games where my fucked up mind can usually keep up with my mom. Usually, once the game gets going full speed I'm usually screwed because my brain is still trying to make up the most obscenely complicated bullshit in the world when perhaps I should start remembering that the shortest distance between two places is a straight line.

Also you should use your awesome sprite making power to create a new Earthbound style game and rule the universe. I'm claiming 15% of your profits as it was my idea and I'll be doing lots of whip lashing. . .I mean cheer leading.

People hate me with fucking Sonic on Smash Bros. If I get that smash ball and go super sayan- I mean, Super Sonic- you're just fucked.

The only puzzle game that I rule the world in is Wario's Woods for SNES. I fucking love that game. It's my timekiller of choice and I've never been beaten.

 

[CandiCame]

Murder?

Why do you keep offering to kill people for me? Is that your way of expressing friendship or do you just have an urge to bath in blood to retain your amazing good looks?

 

[lovetoread]

I freaking love earthbound.

But I'm not sentimental enough to live with the graphics anymore.

Same reason why I've not replayed FF7 no matter the love I have for Cloud and Sepiroth.

 

[CandiCame]

I freaking love earthbound.

But I'm not sentimental enough to live with the graphics anymore.

Same reason why I've not replayed FF7 no matter the love I have for Cloud and Sepiroth.

You'll love this then: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4J7huMyvnY

 

[CandiCame]

Graphics never meant that much to me, despite being an artist. I actually recently replayed FF7. But I have a lot of friends like that. They get used to modern games and it's impossible to go back. Especially to the early 3D games because it actually affects gameplay with being unable to see certain things as clearly as you think you should.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Sonic's smash is either the most broken smash in the game or the second (the Land Master's are pretty fucked up too) and are the reason why Sonic isn't allowed in tournaments. He's not even that good without it!

I don't just offer you murder, I offer lots of people murder. There are people who need killin! And if this guy won't allow Earthbound 4 until he dies I've got a yard in bad need of some compost!

Also seriously get working on Earthbound. I'll come up with the city names, a gross boss and you can do all the real work.

 

[CandiCame]

Sonic's smash is either the most broken smash in the game or the second (the Land Master's are pretty fucked up too) and are the reason why Sonic isn't allowed in tournaments. He's not even that good without it!

I don't just offer you murder, I offer lots of people murder. There are people who need killin! And if this guy won't allow Earthbound 4 until he dies I've got a yard in bad need of some compost!

Also seriously get working on Earthbound. I'll come up with the city names, a gross boss and you can do all the real work.

We do need more Threeks and evil Feti...

 

[lovetoread]

You'll love this then: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4J7huMyvnY

Apparently, he is one of my users.

 

[CandiCame]

Myamoto said that there'd never be a Zelda movie while he was alive, either. But if you touch him you know that that would be the biggest mistake anyone ever made. An army of geeks would attack you.

 

[Sean Renaud]

We do need more Threeks and evil Feti...

Uh mush doggy mush?

Myamoto said that there'd never be a Zelda movie while he was alive, either. But if you touch him you know that that would be the biggest mistake anyone ever made. An army of geeks would attack you.

To be fair after Mario he's just gun shy which is totally understandable. I'd probably be the same way if I were him.

Besides I didn't offer to murder Myamoto. . .yet.

 

[CandiCame]

Uh mush doggy mush?



To be fair after Mario he's just gun shy which is totally understandable. I'd probably be the same way if I were him.

Besides I didn't offer to murder Myamoto. . .yet.

I watched a student film made on $20 and a ham sandwich and it made me believe that an awesome Zelda movie was possible.

 

[Sean Renaud]

I'm sure it could be, he's just scared to try because they fucked up up so terribly the last time and lets face it, when Tomb Raider and Mortal Kombat are your shining examples of as good as it gets.

Now get to work!

 

[CandiCame]

I'm sure it could be, he's just scared to try because they fucked up up so terribly the last time and lets face it, when Tomb Raider and Mortal Kombat are your shining examples of as good as it gets.

Now get to work!

I should. Because Art.

One more gym.

 

[Sean Renaud]

No more gyms until you've outlined all of our Earthbound knock off game!

 

[CandiCame]

No more gyms until you've outlined all of our Earthbound knock off game!

This is actually a really good idea.

I love that that one person came in bitching about us talking about Pokemon and then bragged about having a plastic wrapped copy of a gamefreak game.

Here's some fanart. Quick.
Gygas or Mewtwo?

http://media.animevice.com/uploads/3/37318/657649-tumblr_llmntsrvJi1qknx6qo1_500.jpg

 

[Sean Renaud]

Mewtwo if your asking who's in the picture. I don't really remember what Giygas looked like I just remember hating that SOB.

 

[CandiCame]

Mewtwo if your asking who's in the picture. I don't really remember what Giygas looked like I just remember hating that SOB.

Nope, that's gygas. Gygas looked exactly like Mewtwo. Earthbound is a gamefreak game (though they were called "Ape Inc" at the time) and Gygas's character designs were reused as Mewtwo. The concept art for the two creatures were exactly the same as it was supposed to be an Easter Egg. At the time of it's design, Pokemon was just supposed to be this two game thing. No one thought that it would get big.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6b/Giegue.jpg

 

[Sean Renaud]

I knew those bastards were reusing stuff! I never played the original, only 2 since that's the only one us poor Americans got.

Of course that means either answer is fine! Mean ole poopy head.

Also not kidding, you are now my private artist and until I'm rich and famous I shall ride you like a mule! I'm also trying to trick a few more artists into helping me make obscene amounts of money.

 

[CandiCame]

I knew those bastards were reusing stuff! I never played the original, only 2 since that's the only one us poor Americans got.

Of course that means either answer is fine! Mean ole poopy head.

Also not kidding, you are now my private artist and until I'm rich and famous I shall ride you like a mule! I'm also trying to trick a few more artists into helping me make obscene amounts of money.

Well my time is literally worthless right now, so what's the plan, Senepi?