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It's easier. Not necessarily safer. ;)

Much safer. Because you're gonna do it either way. So you have two choices, one where you do it and you can claim you didn't know it would make her angry and one where she specifically told you not to do that and you went and did it anyway.

You know you wanna do it.

PS: if you suggested a program to use I missed it.
 
Yeah, I keep trying to do that. But then I just kinda don't. I will legit just forget that I was supposed to have quit. I'll be smoking in the break room at work and somebody will be like, "Didn't you quit?"

And I'll just stare at the cigarette and then scream, "goddamn it!"

Because there's no reason for it. I'm not having a nic fit. I was just sitting back here, texting, and I smoke by default. I don't even really crave ciggs- I mean, I do, but very rarely. But when I'm at work, I go over to the little gas station thing, I buy them, and I smoke them. Then I'll find them in my coat pocket and sometimes I'll smoke when I take the dogs out, under the impression of, "Well I'll smoke these and then I'll just not get any more."

But then I do. I don't even think about it. I just say it and then feel stupid retracting it. I guess because I've said it so often- kind of like how sometimes I'll answer my cell, "Thank you for calling H&R Block, this is V, how can I help you today? Wait... not it's not. Bitch what do you want?" You just program that shit into your head.

And have the want to quit. I was sitting outside one day and said fuck it I'm done and that was it. When I have a real rough day I want one. I was so fuckin pissed this morning I was shaking. Fuckin assholes at work man
 
I can kill them. The best part is I'll never get caught because I have no motive. Sadly if anybody spots me someone will go to jail. It turns out that roughly six feet, short hair and African American is a sufficiently broad discription that SOME ONE will go to jail for murder.
 
I can kill them. The best part is I'll never get caught because I have no motive. Sadly if anybody spots me someone will go to jail. It turns out that roughly six feet, short hair and African American is a sufficiently broad discription that SOME ONE will go to jail for murder.

No need for that. Just someone pissed cuz I shut down his favorite shitter
 
I swear I'm gonna stop offering to murder people. Nobody seems to want anybody dead.
 
Duh, Final Fantasy.

Pokemon is ultimately a time sink expecially if you don't have anybody to play with.
 
Pokemon it is! Nothing in the world is better for when you just need to kill a little time while you wait on something else!
 
Already booted Final Fantasy..Lets see if it needs an update................


YUP!! MOTHER FUCK!!! least its a small one. should be done in a few minutes
 
So I had to watch my little brother today and I modded his 3ds to get him a bunch of games and he turned me on to Scribblenaughts. Apparently it's what all the cool kids are playing down at the middle school. And I got real addicted real quick. So just throwing that out there. Because I didn't know that game existed. Little bitch has already beat Y. But he let me play the part where you get to poke and pet the pokemon.

Then instantly took it away because I'm too loud and my voice scares them. You can just yell at your pokemon now if they piss you off and they register that you're pissed at them.
 
Scribblenauts is a fun little game. There is a bullshit cheat though that breaks the game, it's like handcuffs+vending machine if I remember right. I only used it a few times when I was really frustrated with the game. Cthulu solves a surprising number of problems though.
 
Scribblenauts is a fun little game. There is a bullshit cheat though that breaks the game, it's like handcuffs+vending machine if I remember right. I only used it a few times when I was really frustrated with the game. Cthulu solves a surprising number of problems though.

Yeah, but you have to remember to put 'friendly cthullu' rather than just "cthullu". Or it fucks shit up.
 
I've been on a real retro kick lately. I just blasted through Kingdom Hearts and I'm getting ready to fire up Kingdom Hearts 2. Played through Pokemon Red again and just started through Crystal. I'm also getting into Pixil art, and I'm thinking about doing some of my old programming from college and maybe releasing some apps on Android or Xbox's Indi channel. Can't be any worse than some of this shit out there, right?

What's everybody else playing?

There ya go. Just think, the guy that made Angry Birds charged .99 per download and he had over 4 million dl's with a few months..

There is big money with mobile apps. Our company got into the app business back in 2011.
 
omg I wonder if Bri will let me paint Friendly Cthullu in the nursery.

Maybe I can do it in the night, like Sean says and do the "ask forgiveness not permission' thing.
 
Now you're learning. Now get my a twerking Beyonce!

Also just make him Kid Cthulu. He's so huggable that nobody could ever object to him.
 
You could always buy one. I mean unless you're some kind of dirty cocksucking fag who knits.

If you are I would really like. . .you know what I'll get back to you on that.

Sean, I can't start knitting for you. I'm just not ready to take our relationship to that level. I never knit for people I'm not related to or haven't slept with. There's a curse, and if I did that, there's a very good chance we wouldn't be able to be friends anymore.

Edit: Mine will be cuter than that.
 
I don't want a sweater so you'd be safe. I want a Toothless Plushie! Or a blanket with all the Robot Masters on it! Or a Keychain of my bad assery. . .actually that last thing sounds really good all of a sudden.

Fine, if I have to allow you to keep me warm overnight to get these things I can manage to survive that.
 
I don't want a sweater so you'd be safe. I want a Toothless Plushie! Or a blanket with all the Robot Masters on it! Or a Keychain of my bad assery. . .actually that last thing sounds really good all of a sudden.

Fine, if I have to allow you to keep me warm overnight to get these things I can manage to survive that.

I'm gonna hold you to that. You never know when it might come up.
 
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