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Sean Renaud said:
Look until you've bread a Skitty with a Wailord because you needed to get bounce on something you can't talk. :cool:

But still I can be distracted by Twilight Sparkle and a box of ribbon.

so what program do you recommend?
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Program?

Wait- did you just say Skitty and Wailord? I- was the wailord the female, at least?
 
CandiCame said:
Program?

Wait- did you just say Skitty and Wailord? I- was the wailord the female, at least?
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Program for teh sexy sprite makin. I assume you at least have a recommendation even if it's way out of my current price range of zero dollars and zero cents I can still start shopping.

I don't remember who was the catcher in that team up. I think the Skitty was the female though because type comes from the lady, moves come from the dude and I needed to get something absurd onto an eevee. It took like three trains of breeding. Never again. NEVER.

Can I make you swim laps in speedos?
 
Sean Renaud said:
Program for teh sexy sprite makin. I assume you at least have a recommendation even if it's way out of my current price range of zero dollars and zero cents I can still start shopping.

I don't remember who was the catcher in that team up. I think the Skitty was the female though because type comes from the lady, moves come from the dude and I needed to get something absurd onto an eevee. It took like three trains of breeding. Never again. NEVER.

Can I make you swim laps in speedos?
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I just... those old people must have some motherfucking hard ass drugs to get a skitty loosened up enough for the whale cock. Like, I get if the male's the smaller one. I always assumed that Donkey and Dragon had kids because he just kinda... crawled up in there and jacked off.

Also I have heard that the super inappropriately named Gimp fits well within your budget, though I've never used it myself, it's supposed to be pretty photoshoppy.

How about we watch Free! and I blow you? That's kind of the same thing.
 
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Im finding some of these newer pokemon games kinda tough because I dont know any of the pokemon past silver. I gotta guess their type by name and Im not always right
 
remy_lebeau8 said:
Im finding some of these newer pokemon games kinda tough because I dont know any of the pokemon past silver. I gotta guess their type by name and Im not always right
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Well I judge them more by look than by name but we all do that when we stumble over something new. The key is to have a single Pokegod who doesn't give two shits what your type is because he's gonna lump ya head.
 
remy_lebeau8 said:
Todays a day I wish I hadn't quit smoking
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Yeah, I keep trying to do that. But then I just kinda don't. I will legit just forget that I was supposed to have quit. I'll be smoking in the break room at work and somebody will be like, "Didn't you quit?"

And I'll just stare at the cigarette and then scream, "goddamn it!"

Because there's no reason for it. I'm not having a nic fit. I was just sitting back here, texting, and I smoke by default. I don't even really crave ciggs- I mean, I do, but very rarely. But when I'm at work, I go over to the little gas station thing, I buy them, and I smoke them. Then I'll find them in my coat pocket and sometimes I'll smoke when I take the dogs out, under the impression of, "Well I'll smoke these and then I'll just not get any more."

But then I do. I don't even think about it. I just say it and then feel stupid retracting it. I guess because I've said it so often- kind of like how sometimes I'll answer my cell, "Thank you for calling H&R Block, this is V, how can I help you today? Wait... not it's not. Bitch what do you want?" You just program that shit into your head.
 
Hey that Candle fills an important slot in my pokelist. You want to diss something, diss the goddamn ice cream cone!

Also can I get me taking a knee with awesome fire behind me?
 
Sean Renaud said:
Hey that Candle fills an important slot in my pokelist. You want to diss something, diss the goddamn ice cream cone!

Also can I get me taking a knee with awesome fire behind me?
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The IRS is actually taking submissions today. That's why my internetness has only been spotty. I've got to call up the people doing their quarterlies and give them a preprogramed speal that could be done by a recording, but which my boss insists that Whitney and I do with our actual voices. For some reason.
 
Sean Renaud said:
Hey that Candle fills an important slot in my pokelist. You want to diss something, diss the goddamn ice cream cone!

Also can I get me taking a knee with awesome fire behind me?
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Though I do ask why the ice cream evolves into more ice cream and I will totally do that to improve my pixil art making skills. It'll just take a long ass fucking time.
 
Well be happy that you have something to do. I was starting to think about considering feeling bad for taking advantage of you being bored and not having anything better to do than make me smile. Then I looked at my bad ass sprite and remembered the most important thing in the world is my smile.

So take your bloody time. We need a Miley Cyrus twerking sprite by the by.
 
Sean Renaud said:
Well be happy that you have something to do. I was starting to think about considering feeling bad for taking advantage of you being bored and not having anything better to do than make me smile. Then I looked at my bad ass sprite and remembered the most important thing in the world is my smile.

So take your bloody time. We need a Miley Cyrus twerking sprite by the by.
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My girlfriend would murder me. You have no idea the amount of personal insult she's somehow felt because Miley Cyrus can't dance. Seriously. You don't. It's a fuckton. It's somehow insulting her and all black women, because Miley Cyrus stole traditional Jamacian dance. Because apparently twerking is a traditional Jamacian dance. It's oppressive and horrible and I'm a bad person for thinking it's funny. And for saying that the dude behind her looked like Beatleguise. I suck. And now I get to hear a plethora of reason why. It is not funny in any way. And I will continue to repeat this, robotically, on the off chance that she somehow sees it.
 
I genuinely thought that somebody else would have already gifed that and i could post it. But the internet has let me down.
 
I can murder her in her sleep. I can do this for you my friend.

Fine, can I get a Beyonce twerking?
 
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