Gamer Thread

[remy_lebeau8]

You guys do know Lit expands beyond the Forums right, the forums that aren't even technically part of Lit?

And it's a half assed games pages, I wouldn't intentionally lead anybody to that stuff not when there are literally thousands of pages you can go to find better functioning games. Though I supposed te naked chicks for clearing enough lines is a nice touch.

Ya I do. I've read quite a few stories on the main site

 

[Sean Renaud]

Oh, and there is an art section now for you Candi, and there has been an illustrated story section for since forever but my ability to draw ranks right up there with those elephants they give paints to.

http://files.abovetopsecret.com/files/img/ox5041e077.jpg

I take it back. The elephants might be able to outdraw me and I'm no longer convinced ancient cave paintings were drawn by humans. They might have been drawn my elephants that were trying to warn the other animals that there were these two legged things with pointy sticks running around trying to kill you! If you see them run, run, run!

As a result my forays into that genre are a combination of stealling (ever increasingly common photos from digitial cameras) scribbling something together and crying about it and convincing others to do the heavy lifting for me.)

Perhaps with fucking LUCHADORES!

 

[remy_lebeau8]

I started writing an erotic a story and realized it was really bad so I quit. Maybe I'd be better off with poetry

 

[Sean Renaud]

Without even reading it I can tell you it's not the worst story out there, it's probably not even as bad as my early goings.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Or hell some of my more rushed or uncomfortable goings.

 

[remy_lebeau8]

I don't think I have it anymore. It was on my old hard drive that kinda crashed

 

[Sean Renaud]

I have a lot of cases of that, not much of interest, almost anything good has at least two places where it's saved but not everything. Course some stuff has gotten so old that I don't know where the back ups are anymore which occasionally leads to some stumbling over it.

 

[remy_lebeau8]

I guess I could put photos in the art section.maybe some paintings

 

[Sean Renaud]

I don't know if photos are good enough because I don't know anything about the illustration rules. It's a fairly new segment on the site only a year or so old.

 

[remy_lebeau8]

I think I need to start writing something again. I've had lyrical writers block. Havent wrote a new song in a year

 

[Sean Renaud]

Well then write. I can't do music for shit much to my general annoyance at times but I'd be more than happy to do various writing exercises if we can gather a group.

 

[remy_lebeau8]

Well then write. I can't do music for shit much to my general annoyance at times but I'd be more than happy to do various writing exercises if we can gather a group.

Lyrics are my weakness as well. Last summer I had an explosion of creativity amd wrote likr 4 in a month

 

[Sean Renaud]

That puts you worlds a head of me. I can't even do that.

 

[remy_lebeau8]

Ya I think I was just pissed off at the state of the area I live and work in.

I have a weird method of songwriting I think. I noodle till I find a coolmelody. Then I try and find words that fit said melody. Then I gotta make them somehow cohesive. That's the hard part

 

[Sean Renaud]

I'd compare my musical talents to an animal but I've heard birds sing and seen elephants paint. I suck balls.

 

[remy_lebeau8]

Can you cook? Never seen an animal do that

 

[Sean Renaud]

I can fake it. I once cooked a cake that was golden brown on the outside and batter on the inside.

But I can make eggs, and cereal and in a pinch I can even make things on the stove but that usually means I'm getting desperate.

 

[remy_lebeau8]

Then you beat an elephant

 

[Sean Renaud]

It will probably retaliate by challenged me to a game of tug-o-war.

But thanks.

I still can't write lyrics, I have no musical talent so your method isn't something I'd try but in the course of writing for years I've created a number of fictional musical groups and every so often people or me want lyrics and yeah I know how these guys are supposed to sound but damned if I can write shit.

 

[remy_lebeau8]

Thats why I might get back into poetry. My first song came from a poem someone sent me

 

[Sean Renaud]

My poetry is equally shit. I tend to squeeze out a few each year for easy points in the Survivor Contest but that's what they are. Half the time I just go with a Haiku cus if I'm gonna fuck up I might as well get it over with quickly.

I lack the necessary rhythm to get into that whole meter thing you have to do for poetry.

 

[CandiCame]

Can you cook? Never seen an animal do that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlIKOHO7D_w

Sean, I will do you a pixel Luchadore tonight, I promise because that will make me do it. I've had a lot of shit going on IRL but I want to break down and actually do some art. How late you gonna be up, give me a list of requests and let me do them all in the same art style. Because the mania's acting up, I'm not sleeping tonight, I got a refill on my painkillers for my wrist and I'm ready to work.

*cracks knuckles*

 

[CandiCame]

Also, I totally forget that Lit has more than stories and forums. I totally forgot they took submissions just for art. I'd be hitting up Rule34 pretty hard with submissions

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/37063983.jpg

 

[CandiCame]

My poetry is equally shit. I tend to squeeze out a few each year for easy points in the Survivor Contest but that's what they are. Half the time I just go with a Haiku cus if I'm gonna fuck up I might as well get it over with quickly.

I lack the necessary rhythm to get into that whole meter thing you have to do for poetry.

Jesus Christ, Sean, you lack rythem? Way to break steriotypes.

 

[Sean Renaud]

I don't know how late I'll be up, but I stay up later when people are keeping me company.

I'll see what else I can add to the list but after I get a bloody Luchadore, the last thing I'm gonna want to do is have a laundry list to bitch about.

The Art section like I said is quite new, only a year or so old and even prolific authors like me can go months or occasionally years without wandering in through the front door. I started making it a habit after they changed comments so I could see who was loving me and favoriting me, before that you had to go story by story which was fine. . .for the first month or so but after that you'd lose track pretty quick.

Yes, I lack the rhythm entirely. I suck as a sterotypical black.