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I have an unrelated question, but I figured the people in this thread would give solid advice. My nephew and my child want to build a video game. What would be the easiest format for them to pull that off, I am thinking an Android app game, not something rough like building a game for a gaming console? Or? And are there tools to help kids learn to write and develop all kinds of video or online or app games? We also have a hilarious idea for a Minecraft mod, but we have no idea where to start. Any advice appreciated.
Minecrat mods are straight up Java coding.

If you mean Minecraft maps, just build in-game and go bonkers. They're easy to save and distribute.
 
Everything prior to Ruby and Sapphire is incompatible with current games. There is no reason to play them and they've all been remade. And I presume our 2015 game will be a 3d remake of Ruby and Sapphire if they keep with the general pattern (it whould have happened last year but they decided to do Black and White 2) Oh well.

Yeah, what the fuck was that? That's like FF10-2. No. That's not how the pokemon works. Each game is different. Even if it's a direct sequel. G&S were direct sequels to R&B but they weren't called "Red & Blue 2".
 
Minecrat mods are straight up Java coding.

If you mean Minecraft maps, just build in-game and go bonkers. They're easy to save and distribute.

Yeah, my little brother has some bitchin ones that he's done with pixil art and whatnot. There are skin creators on-line, too.
 
Yeah, what the fuck was that? That's like FF10-2. No. That's not how the pokemon works. Each game is different. Even if it's a direct sequel. G&S were direct sequels to R&B but they weren't called "Red & Blue 2".

They also weren't really direct sequels, they simply took place in the same area. You don't reclaim your old hero or rival. Blue/Gary runs the Pewter Gym that once belonged to Giovanni, the Bug Princess took over for Koga, Koga moves to the Elite 4, and Ash rapes you anally for checking to see if Mewtwo went back to his cave. So much anger!
 
They also weren't really direct sequels, they simply took place in the same area. You don't reclaim your old hero or rival. Blue/Gary runs the Pewter Gym that once belonged to Giovanni, the Bug Princess took over for Koga, Koga moves to the Elite 4, and Ash rapes you anally for checking to see if Mewtwo went back to his cave. So much anger!

Well yeah, that's a good point. I haven't played B&W 2 so I guess I should keep my judgy judgy mouth shut until I do.

I'm just feeling all nostalgic.
 
I would go to click&create. Something like The Games Factory 2 is great, I had one when I was little. And I think now you can sell them in the Android marketplace for like 99 cents or free. Which is cool, because you see people download it and you get all happy.

You don't have to know programming language or anything, it's based around this simple, well, click & create engine.

https://clickteam.us/shop2/home.php

The one when I was little, which I think was just "The Games Factory" came with a tutorial to help you make your first game too. I endorse it.

That is extremely helpful, thank you!

Mebbe this? I don't know exectly what it is, but according to some it does what it says on the tin.

http://www.rpgmakerweb.com/

Currently reading that url, thank you.

Minecrat mods are straight up Java coding.

If you mean Minecraft maps, just build in-game and go bonkers. They're easy to save and distribute.
I am seeing a java code book in my near future.
 
Well yeah, that's a good point. I haven't played B&W 2 so I guess I should keep my judgy judgy mouth shut until I do.

I'm just feeling all nostalgic.

Oh you were spot on about B&W2 for the most part.

And feel nostalgic and useful!
 
Great weekends must involve copious amounts of controlled substances. Playing Gameboy games, must be something wrong with you.
 
You I think you're like thirteen or fourteen but you're in Japan. You're practically an old maid! Also is that Black and White that comes from cus damn it's pretty pokemon!
 
You I think you're like thirteen or fourteen but you're in Japan. You're practically an old maid! Also is that Black and White that comes from cus damn it's pretty pokemon!

Yeah, that's black & white. I didn't want to bring my old gameboy to work and the AceKard I use on the 3DS has a capture feature. Why the fuck do I get fucking raped in tight spaces in every game I play?

Edit: Also Pokemon is a goddamn children's game. I expect it if I'm an adult and I walk into a water temple that I already know is filled with tentacle monsters. Especially if I'm an effeminate elf. But sometimes they sneak this shota shit in and I'm just staring at the screen like, "I need an adult".
 
Yeah, that's black & white. I didn't want to bring my old gameboy to work and the AceKard I use on the 3DS has a capture feature. Why the fuck do I get fucking raped in tight spaces in every game I play?

Edit: Also Pokemon is a goddamn children's game. I expect it if I'm an adult and I walk into a water temple that I already know is filled with tentacle monsters. Especially if I'm an effeminate elf. But sometimes they sneak this shota shit in and I'm just staring at the screen like, "I need an adult".

Pokemon is an adult game masquerading as a children's game. Have you ever looked into the seven levels of hell necessary to get your shit properly trained with IVs, EVs, proper nature, breeding the moves you want onto the little fucks plus making sure your team has no obvious gaps in it? I generally say fuck it and just kinda pray and sometimes I go all trainer style and figure if I can break your answer to Steel then after that the other five will be ok.
 
Pokemon is an adult game masquerading as a children's game. Have you ever looked into the seven levels of hell necessary to get your shit properly trained with IVs, EVs, proper nature, breeding the moves you want onto the little fucks plus making sure your team has no obvious gaps in it? I generally say fuck it and just kinda pray and sometimes I go all trainer style and figure if I can break your answer to Steel then after that the other five will be ok.

That's true, not just on difficulty but on the dark ass shit they hide... Like that random guy groping me and the fucking pokedex entries. Parasect is controlled by a mushroom that turns it into a zombie. Duskull lives on the tears of children. Hypno steals kids in the night...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT_ZpHgiIKo
 
We aren't even gonna talk about how James has a lot in common with someone posting on this board and has caused entire episodes to be editted out of the US versions.
 
I never said it made you gay James. I simply accused you of being James. Which is far better than being a gay Riddler knock off.
 
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