Funwithjohnnieblue

[johnnieblue44]

There used to be a Litster here named FunwithRyleigh. A big bosomed, horny Texas girl with a great personality and a penchant for hot sex. What's not to like? She and I even co-authored a story together (Mutual Mind Fuck) that received an Editor's award.

In Ryleigh's honor, since she has moved on from the world of Lit, I have started this thread so that my Lit friends and I could have a fun, safe haven to hang out and get cozy. And check your bulky clothes at the door.

There's a hot tub, a pool table, a putting green, an open bar, and a massage table for those of you who could use a little tension release.

So, c'mon it, membership is cheap (free), and I'll supply the first cock-tail of your choice......

What's on your mind......?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

make mine a manhattan

 

[rick_j21]

Cheers to you. That was a great thread back in the day.

 

[johnnieblue44]

make mine a manhattan

Welcome, lovely Gigg.

Or should I call you Ms. Gasm? *so confused*

One of my favorite ladies.

I was so impressed that you knew what a gap wedge was....

xo

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I was so impressed that you knew what a gap wedge was....

xo

well thank you!

truly, I don't golf well. I call it "Hit and Giggle"

(but I look good in my Walter Hagen golf gear)

 

[johnnieblue44]

well thank you!

truly, I don't golf well. I call it "Hit and Giggle"

(but I look good in my Walter Hagen golf gear)

I will help you with your grip.

And then I'll help you golf...


bah-dum-dum

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I will help you with your grip.

And then I'll help you golf...


bah-dum-dum

mmhmm.. the last man who helped me with my golf game spent the first 30 minutes on "stretching" my arms around my back..
until I noticed him staring at my chest!

 

[johnnieblue44]

mmhmm.. the last man who helped me with my golf game spent the first 30 minutes on "stretching" my arms around my back..
until I noticed him staring at my chest!

Well, you have obviously mastered that elusive game then.

Let's evolve into full contact, um....anything.

As long as there's contact. What the hell, it's athletic.....

 

[rick_j21]

Yep this will be a good place to lurk.

 

[johnnieblue44]

Yep this will be a good place to lurk.

Any party with the Gigg-ster is a good party!

 

[GiggLeGasm]

as long as you're not serving tequila.

tequila makes my thighs hurt.

 

[johnnieblue44]

as long as you're not serving tequila.

tequila makes my thighs hurt.

A good thigh massage will assuage any discomfort.....and it helps to spread your legs....that's it......

Have another Cuervo shot.

Trust me, I'm not a doctor, but I saw this once in a movie....

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Ha!

The thigh massage sounds delightful - but I need to sleep.
Good luck on your thread..

See you for a little hair of the dog next time.. (assuming I was bit)

 

[johnnieblue44]

Ha!

The thigh massage sounds delightful - but I need to sleep.
Good luck on your thread..

See you for a little hair of the dog next time.. (assuming I was bit)

Since you were the first woman to the bash, I'll save a big welcome gift for you...

 

[johnnieblue44]

It's a miserable snow day today here in the chilly mid-Atlantic. School's are out and traffic is at an absolute standstill.

So, take your coat off, grab a cider, come sit on the blanket by the crackling fire, and relax...

Who knows, maybe a nice body massage will ensue....or something.....

 

[LusterMunky]

tequila makes my thighs hurt.

Tequila is an hallucinogen. I dare not touch it anymore. When I did I was Absolutely Convinced (!) that ever female with shouting distance wanted me.

You can imagine how that turned out.



Nice new thread, Johnnie.

 

[may_I_please]

Did someone say massage?

How do you feel about relative newbies crashing ( know nothing of golf I'm afraid)

 

[may_I_please]

Bloody hell, that munky gets everywhere

 

[johnnieblue44]

Did someone say massage?

How do you feel about relative newbies crashing ( know nothing of golf I'm afraid)

Please, all welcome, mIp!!!

Shoulders first...? Lower that strap.....that's it....nice scapulas!!!

 

[pfflyerhot]

Oh geez

I'll have a shot of Patron, please... make that a double. Yes. Of course I want lime and salt.

 

[LusterMunky]

Bloody hell, that munky gets everywhere

Quit stalking me, it's really embarrassing









.

 

[johnnieblue44]

Tequila is an hallucinogen. I dare not touch it anymore. When I did I was Absolutely Convinced (!) that ever female with shouting distance wanted me.

You can imagine how that turned out.



Nice new thread, Johnnie.

Tequila will be served in small doses only. It renders me, um, incapable of performance after a half-dozen shots or so and after all, I'm the host. And therefore, must perform.

There's a story to be told there if we get enough of an audience. My history with tequila is not pretty, but very humorous.

 

[may_I_please]

Please, all welcome, mIp!!!

Shoulders first...? Lower that strap.....that's it....nice scapulas!!!

Why thank you kind sir *wiggles*

 

[may_I_please]

Quit stalking me, it's really embarrassing









.

I can't help it

I lurve you

 

[johnnieblue44]

Why thank you kind sir *wiggles*

By the way, I don't know what you meant about the golfing reference, but would you care to see my new long putter?