Funwithjohnnieblue

[LusterMunky]

It renders me, um, incapable of performance

Sowwy to hear about the Render Thingie, my 8th wife had the same effect on me.

 

[johnnieblue44]

I'll have a shot of Patron, please... make that a double. Yes. Of course I want lime and salt.

Hey, PF!!! Where the heck were ya...? NOW we gots us a party!

OK, the salt is on my neck.

Now let's play find the lime.....

 

[johnnieblue44]

Sowwy to hear about the Render Thingie, my 8th wife had the same effect on me.

*Changes jukebox tune to Henery the Eighth*

 

[LusterMunky]

I can't help it

I lurve you

Then let us run away to St. Barts, our passion for each other unbridled, plus lotsa good seafood. You do know, don't you, that if you go to St. Barts you petty much have to spend the day topless?

Just checkin'

 

[johnnieblue44]

Why thank you kind sir *wiggles*

How's that massage workin' for you, mIp?

Um, you look, uh..chilly......

 

[johnnieblue44]

I'll have a shot of Patron, please... make that a double. Yes. Of course I want lime and salt.

Oh, and thanks for wearing those pearls today, PF.

They look so good dangling just above your.....I mean, those big......

Um, they look really nice.

 

[may_I_please]

Then let us run away to St. Barts, our passion for each other unbridled, plus lotsa good seafood. You do know, don't you, that if you go to St. Barts you petty much have to spend the day topless?

Just checkin'

No nude beaches, shame

How's that massage workin' for you, mIp?

Um, you look, uh..chilly......

Mmmm natural reaction to strong hands Johnnie, must be the golfer's grip

 

[LusterMunky]

No nude beaches, shame

Sure, like you would.

 

[MILFSauce]

Hi guys. I would have shown up earlier but was working on my tan. You know that old line about where the sun don't shine? The hell with that. It shines everywhere here.

I'll just have a ginger ale, please. I can't handle my liquor at all. Last time I had a shot of tequila I ended up dancing naked on the steps of the state capitol.

 

[johnnieblue44]

Hi guys. I would have shown up earlier but was working on my tan. You know that old line about where the sun don't shine? The hell with that. It shines everywhere here.

I'll just have a ginger ale, please. I can't handle my liquor at all. Last time I had a shot of tequila I ended up dancing naked on the steps of the state capitol.

*Barkeep, a double for Ms. Sauce, please....*


Ms. Sauce, have you ever seen the steps to the Art Museum here in Philly, otherwise known as the Rocky Balboa steps?

Here, let me take your jacket.......oooh, nice tan lines.......

 

[MILFSauce]

*Barkeep, a double for Ms. Sauce, please....*


Ms. Sauce, have you ever seen the steps to the Art Museum here in Philly, otherwise known as the Rocky Balboa steps?

Unfortunately, no. I have seen Sylvester Stallone's architecture, though. Quite Doric, I'd say.

 

[may_I_please]

Sure, like you would.

Ok, you got me, probably not - sand has a horrible habit of getting everywhere - topless is my limit

 

[johnnieblue44]

No nude beaches, shame



Mmmm natural reaction to strong hands Johnnie, must be the golfer's grip

Have you ever had a hole in one, mIp?

 

[johnnieblue44]

Unfortunately, no. I have seen Sylvester Stallone's architecture, though. Quite Doric, I'd say.

Sly will be along later to beat some meat.

That room has a tendency to get crowded.....

 

[LusterMunky]

Ok, you got me

Super! Let's have cyber babies together. They'll be cute.

 

[MILFSauce]

Sly will be along later to beat some meat.

That room has a tendency to get crowded.....

LOL ... ok, I have no idea what you're talking about. Doesn't sound especially flattering, though.

 

[may_I_please]

Have you ever had a hole in one, mIp?

Told you, I don't play golf ... Maybe you should teach me?

 

[may_I_please]

Super! Let's have cyber babies together. They'll be cute.

You have an interesting way with editing Munky-man

 

[johnnieblue44]

LOL ... ok, I have no idea what you're talking about. Doesn't sound especially flattering, though.

It's a Philly thing. Not important.

So, about those tan lines......and can I freshen your ale?

 

[LusterMunky]

You have an interesting way with editing Munky-man

Hokay . . . should I call you May I, or Please, or Puhleeze?

 

[johnnieblue44]

Told you, I don't play golf ... Maybe you should teach me?

Today is not really the climate for golfing, but there are other things where I could conduct a lesson........would you care to adjourn to the captain's quarters?

 

[LusterMunky]

would you care to adjourn to the captain's quarters?

Sure, that'll work.

 

[johnnieblue44]

Sure, that'll work.

It's part of the tour.

 

[MILFSauce]

It's a Philly thing. Not important.

So, about those tan lines......and can I freshen your ale?

LOL ... must have been something that would offend my virginal ears.

Sheesh ... I just realized that if you don't refresh your browser, you'll never see new posts. Duh. No wonder you weren't saying anything.

 

[LusterMunky]

I just realized that if you don't refresh your browser, you'll never see new posts.

Refreshing your browser is the key to Lit Life, much as root vegetables are key to a gurl's sex life.