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A stranger walked into a run-down bar in Alabama and
ordered a dry martini. All heads turned. The bartender
looked at him and said, "You ain't from around these
parts, are ya?"

"No," said the stranger, "I'm from Pennsylvania."

"Yeah?" said the bartender suspiciously. "Whatcha do up in
Pennsylvania?"

"I'm a taxidermist," replies the stranger.

"A taxidermist, huh? What's one of those?"

"I mount dead animals."

With that, the bartender called to the other customers, "It's okay, boys!
He's one of us!"
 
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