funny story

[Frimost]

I hadn't done my wash in a while because I was so busy with my hectic work and school schedule and worn out at the end of the day to the point I was too tired to do anything about it at night, I just wanted to unwind, rest, or chill at the bar.

So I ran out of underwear eventually and needed to go to work, unfortunetly I had also ran out of clean pants as well. The clock was ticking and I was going to be late soon, so I rumaged through my closet looking for a some nice slacks that I usually wear to interviews, you know, the nice sleek khaki kind of pants you don't want getting messed-up at a crappy retail job like where I am currently working to pay the bills.

So I throw on a pair and decide that much like Arnold in predator I would just have to ge commando today. As I am walking out the door I see the landlady (the landlords wife) and say hi. As I am walking by I thought she had kind of a funny look on her face but maybe it was my imagination. So I plop into the drivers seat and feel cool air on my cock. The pants I had worn turned out to be one I already wore once to work and after some strenous lifting and bending had tore right down the front crotch area!

Needless to say I was late that day as I ran back up to my apartment to look for another pair of jeans to wear!

 

[His_kitty]

Are ya sure it was a 'funny' look or was it more of a leer?

 

[Frimost]

hmmmm...

Not sure, not even positive if she noticed or not to begin with. She HAS always been very warm, cordial, and talkative with me before though...

In any case it was like 40 degrees out so it's not like I was hanging out of my pants or anything, cold weather does nasty stuff to male anatomy-Buuut if she is a "crotch-watcher" when it comes to men then I am sure she must have seen something!

 

[His_kitty]

Re: hmmmm...

cold weather does nasty stuff to male anatomy

*innocent eyelash batting*

Really??



lol I guess in the coming days you'll possibly see if she saw more than she should have, by her behaviour towards you. Or possibly lil comments, side remarks and such.

Anyways I hope you have learned your lesson young man!!!

Double check your crotch before you leave the house.

 

[Frimost]

What do you want me to arrange to send you some before and after photos? Some kind of photo compare and contrast pictures of "cock outside at 90-deegrees" and then "cock in the buff during autumn at 42 degrees" or something? We can call the series Cock in The Wild.

 

[His_kitty]

I am a firm believer in exploring every avenue in these type of situations!








When you do take these pictures for the "Cock In The Wild Series" be sure to include one all four seasons.

How else can I be properly educated, otherwise?