Chicklet
plays well with self
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Don't Say a Word
Eddie went shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally
found one for a great price, but it was missing a seal,
so whenever it rains, he would have to smear Vaseline
over the spot where the seal should've been. His
girlfriend was having him over for dinner to meet her
parents. He rode his new bike to her house, where she
was outside waiting for him. "No matter what happens at
dinner tonight, don't say a word." She told him, "Our
family had a fight awhile ago about doing dishes. We
haven't done any since, but the first person to speak
at dinner has to do them."
Steve sat down for dinner and it was just how she
described it. Dishes were piled up to the ceiling in
the kitchen, and nobody was saying a word. So Steve
decided to have a little fun. He grabbed his
girlfriend, threw her on the table, and had sex with
her in front of her parents. His girlfriend was a
little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her
mom horrified when he sat back down, but no one said a
word.
A few minutes later he grabbed her mom, threw her on
the table, and did a repeat performance. Now his
girlfriend was furious, her dad was boiling, and her
mother was a little happier. But still there was
complete silence at the table.
All of a sudden there was a loud clap of thunder, and
it started to rain. Steve remembered his motorcycle. He
jumped up and grabbed his jar of Vaseline. When he
witnesses this, his girlfriend's father backed away
from the table and screamed, "Okay, enough already,
I'll do the goddamn dishes!"
Eddie went shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally
found one for a great price, but it was missing a seal,
so whenever it rains, he would have to smear Vaseline
over the spot where the seal should've been. His
girlfriend was having him over for dinner to meet her
parents. He rode his new bike to her house, where she
was outside waiting for him. "No matter what happens at
dinner tonight, don't say a word." She told him, "Our
family had a fight awhile ago about doing dishes. We
haven't done any since, but the first person to speak
at dinner has to do them."
Steve sat down for dinner and it was just how she
described it. Dishes were piled up to the ceiling in
the kitchen, and nobody was saying a word. So Steve
decided to have a little fun. He grabbed his
girlfriend, threw her on the table, and had sex with
her in front of her parents. His girlfriend was a
little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her
mom horrified when he sat back down, but no one said a
word.
A few minutes later he grabbed her mom, threw her on
the table, and did a repeat performance. Now his
girlfriend was furious, her dad was boiling, and her
mother was a little happier. But still there was
complete silence at the table.
All of a sudden there was a loud clap of thunder, and
it started to rain. Steve remembered his motorcycle. He
jumped up and grabbed his jar of Vaseline. When he
witnesses this, his girlfriend's father backed away
from the table and screamed, "Okay, enough already,
I'll do the goddamn dishes!"
