funny Sex Laws

Phoenyx

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1. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female.
Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like that makes sense! lol)

2. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking
directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflextion in a mirror.

3. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the
sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

4. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

5. There are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins
who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly
forbidden for virgins to marry. (Is there a job anywhere in the world that comes close to this? (in men's
point of view ofc.))

6. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so
with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

7. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.

8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens
her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

9. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(Big enough problem down there?)

10. In Merryland, it is illegal to sell comdoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics
may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for
consumption on the premises."
 
Pheonyx said:

5. There are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins
who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly
forbidden for virgins to marry. (Is there a job anywhere in the world that comes close to this? (in men's
point of view ofc.))
Just read this ti a male friend- he said he's going to kill his guidance counselor for not telling him about this option...
 
Pheonyx said:

6. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so
with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

Ok, I LIKE that Law.
 
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