Funny feedback (unintentionally so)

[starrkers]

I received this on A Last Thought

so are we supposed to assume male and female
felons have bedroom access?

come on, give us a dose of reality

It was signed, so I sent back

No you aren't. They are lesbians.

 

[galaxygoddess]

SNNNNNNNNNNNNNRRRRKKK

BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh. I needed that dose of comedy.

 

[starrkers]

To his credit he has replied

i read your answer

and laughed

mostly at myself

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

So lesbian felons in prison are given bedroom access?

 

[Stella_Omega]

So lesbian felons in prison are given bedroom access?

well-- duh!

They signed it into law three years ago, where've you been?

 

[Nirvanadragones]

So lesbian felons in prison are given bedroom access?

Yeah, it's one of the perks.

We use it during recruitment.

 

[ExoMani]

To his credit he has replied

Good one!

I can respect a critic who will do something like that.

 

[Guest]

well-- duh!

They signed it into law three years ago, where've you been?

Damn.

I'm way behind in my lesbian prison sleeping conditions.

 

[kimbalee]

Yeah, it's one of the perks.

We use it during recruitment.

Hah! Good one!

 

[starrkers]

So lesbian felons in prison are given bedroom access?

I really hope you're pulling my leg JJ.

 

[Guest]

Yeah, it's one of the perks.

We use it during recruitment.

yea and we lesbiuhns love recruiting for the cause dont we

nothing like those that dont wanna be being manipulated into becoming one of us

and yea the perks are the best part!!

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

"Wow! Scary!"

I received the below feedback today. I thought this was a good candidate for this thread (lol).

This message contains feedback for: BOSTONFICTIONWRITER
About the submission: Slap Me Again Son Only Harder Ch. 02
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

Great story can't wait to hear how he talks dirty to his mother and turns her on
and he finally get to fuck her brains out and now she can't get enough of his
huge cock in all her holes especially her sexy ass as he fill her bowels full of
hot creamy cum, as she milks him dry and they both enjoy the incestuous affair,
and she vecum his personal slut and dresses like one in sexy lingerie with
stocking and spiked hi heels, and he keeps her full of hot cum and talks dirty
to get what he wants!

"Wow! I'd hate to meet up with this guy on the street or in a dark cinema. Gees! Scary."

 

[Lalah]

Comments:

Great story can't wait to hear how he talks dirty to his mother and turns her on
and he finally get to fuck her brains out and now she can't get enough of his
huge cock in all her holes especially her sexy ass as he fill her bowels full of
hot creamy cum, as she milks him dry and they both enjoy the incestuous affair,
and she vecum his personal slut and dresses like one in sexy lingerie with
stocking and spiked hi heels, and he keeps her full of hot cum and talks dirty
to get what he wants!

"Wow! I'd hate to meet up with this guy on the street or in a dark cinema. Gees! Scary."

Sounds like my kind of guy.

 

[KarennaC]

Very frightening... Auuuugggghhhhh!!! Run-on sentence!!!! Multiple spelling errors!!!!

It's enough to make an English teacher hide in a corner and gibber... lol

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

"Freakin' nitwit!"

This is a new one that I just received from an "anonymous and cowardly poster. He's accusing me of plaigurizing my own stories, stories that I removed from the site last year to rewrite this year. What the fuck? Then, everyone wonders why I get so cranky.

Now, if someone can show me in the Survivor rules that I am not allowed to repost stories, stories that were removed from the site, and stories that did not earn any points in previous Survivor Contests and stories that did not win any contests, then I will remove them in the spirit of the competition.

I am not a cheater.

"Freakin' nitwit!"

I hope he or she sees this post.

This message contains feedback for:
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

So you finally found a way to make more stories. You plagiarize or resubmit
your own not written in 2008. I've seen a few posts that claim that you are
resubmitting work and haven't seen you refute that claim. To me, that just
means you are a fucking cheater and a liar. I hope you roast in hell.

 

[oggbashan]

Very frightening... Auuuugggghhhhh!!! Run-on sentence!!!! Multiple spelling errors!!!!

It's enough to make an English teacher hide in a corner and gibber... lol

If you really want to be frightened, please read my Breathless Stargazing.

Og

 

[Stella_Omega]

This is a new one that I just received from an "anonymous and cowardly poster. He's accusing me of plaigurizing my own stories, stories that I removed from the site last year to rewrite this year. What the fuck? Then, everyone wonders why I get so cranky.

Now, if someone can show me in the Survivor rules that I am not allowed to repost stories, stories that were removed from the site, and stories that did not earn any points in previous Survivor Contests and stories that did not win any contests, then I will remove them in the spirit of the competition.

I am not a cheater.

"Freakin' nitwit!"

I hope he or she sees this post.

This message contains feedback for:
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

So you finally found a way to make more stories. You plagiarize or resubmit
your own not written in 2008. I've seen a few posts that claim that you are
resubmitting work and haven't seen you refute that claim. To me, that just
means you are a fucking cheater and a liar. I hope you roast in hell.

How sour are those grapes, anyway?

 

[starrkers]

This is a new one that I just received from an "anonymous and cowardly poster. He's accusing me of plaigurizing my own stories, stories that I removed from the site last year to rewrite this year. What the fuck? Then, everyone wonders why I get so cranky.

Now, if someone can show me in the Survivor rules that I am not allowed to repost stories, stories that were removed from the site, and stories that did not earn any points in previous Survivor Contests and stories that did not win any contests, then I will remove them in the spirit of the competition.

I am not a cheater.

"Freakin' nitwit!"

I hope he or she sees this post.

This message contains feedback for:
This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

Comments:

So you finally found a way to make more stories. You plagiarize or resubmit
your own not written in 2008. I've seen a few posts that claim that you are
resubmitting work and haven't seen you refute that claim. To me, that just
means you are a fucking cheater and a liar. I hope you roast in hell.

Survivor Contest Rule 8:

Each story or poem must be original work from the entrant for points to be awarded. Stories and poems that had already been posted at Literotica.com, as well as translated, illustrated, narrated, transcribed or templated versions of submissions already entered in the contest are not eligible for points.