Rolando2
A Very Nice Dirty Old Man
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Just received..........
Barack Obama met with the Queen of England.
>
> He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient
> government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"
>
> "Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround
> yourself with intelligent people."
>
> Obama frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me
> are really intelligent?"
>
> The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to
> answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushed a button on her
> intercom.
>
> "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"
>
> Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, my Queen?"
>
> The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, Tony, your mother and
> father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister.
>
> Who is it?"
>
> Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me."
>
> "Yes! Very good," said the Queen.
>
> Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice president the same
> question. "Joe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a
> child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
>
> "I'm not sure," said Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one..." He
> went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an
> answer. Finally, he ended up in the men's room and recognized Colin
> Powell's shoes in the next stall. Biden asked Powell, "Colin, can you
> answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not
> your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
>
> Colin Powell yelled back, "That's easy, it's me!"
>
> Biden smiled, and said, "Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak with
> Obama. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle.
>
> It's Colin Powell!"
>
> Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face,
> "No! you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"
>
> AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS PRECISELY WHAT'S GOING ON WITH OUR FEDERAL
> GOVERNMENT IN WASHINGTON D.C.
>
Barack Obama met with the Queen of England.
>
> He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient
> government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"
>
> "Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround
> yourself with intelligent people."
>
> Obama frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me
> are really intelligent?"
>
> The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to
> answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushed a button on her
> intercom.
>
> "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"
>
> Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, my Queen?"
>
> The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, Tony, your mother and
> father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister.
>
> Who is it?"
>
> Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me."
>
> "Yes! Very good," said the Queen.
>
> Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice president the same
> question. "Joe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a
> child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
>
> "I'm not sure," said Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one..." He
> went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an
> answer. Finally, he ended up in the men's room and recognized Colin
> Powell's shoes in the next stall. Biden asked Powell, "Colin, can you
> answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not
> your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
>
> Colin Powell yelled back, "That's easy, it's me!"
>
> Biden smiled, and said, "Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak with
> Obama. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle.
>
> It's Colin Powell!"
>
> Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face,
> "No! you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"
>
> AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS PRECISELY WHAT'S GOING ON WITH OUR FEDERAL
> GOVERNMENT IN WASHINGTON D.C.
>
