Funny, but..

[Guest]

 

[destinie21]

jesus that was hilarious

 

[Guest]

Hehehe! That was very funny.

I needed that, thanks Lime.

Lou

 

[whispering_surrender]

I am SO glad I set down my coffee while that was loading!

Whisp

 

[Colleen Thomas]

I'm with Whisp, that had spew all over the keyborad and monitor written all over it

Thanks lime for the morning gigles

-Colly

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Changing my answering machine to say, "You have fucked with the wrong Bovine!"

~lucky

Thanks Lime

 

[Linbido]

I'm with Whisp, that had spew all over the keyborad and monitor written all over it

Huh, and it just wrote itself all over mine. Damn you, Lime.

*off to fetch napkins*

 

[Mysteryjj]

Love it, must remember to keep off the grass

 

[Guest]

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Funny but why did only women post?

I am an irresistably handsome rake (wishful thinking)

Only women are more polite than men (probably)

Only women appreciate "cow humor" (rudely chauvinistic)

Lime

Lime,

Your irresistibility first and foremost.
Women are much more polite than men & not as lazy.
Women enjoy pissed off cows for various reasons, but it is a carefully guarded secret between us all, as to why. (Sacred Code of Women)
The bottom line is probably that we're more patient and appreciate being heard out, ourselves, so we actually gave the cow his due as well. Good on you, for subscribing to this.

~lucky

 

[English Lady]

*chuckling*


very funny...oh and if it helps...my husband giggled at it too

 

[OldnotDead]

LMAO , Lime -

adding to the 'man vote' and representing a significant 'viewed yet silent' group.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

*sigh*

I can never drink milk again, now.

"That milk is for my babies, you asshole!"

Ohmagawd, what have I done?

 

[Boxlicker101]

*sigh*

I can never drink milk again, now.

"That milk is for my babies, you asshole!"

Ohmagawd, what have I done? [/QUOTE]


I have had an epiphany. No more milk will I drink, not even with my cereal. Where can I send the milk currently in the regrigerator to feed the poor offspring of that victim. They must be orphans now, or the equivalent because bulls tend to be absentee, deadbeat fathers.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

*sigh*

I can never drink milk again, now.

"That milk is for my babies, you asshole!"

Ohmagawd, what have I done?

I have had an epiphany. No more milk will I drink, not even with my cereal. Where can I send the milk currently in the regrigerator to feed the poor offspring of that victim. They must be orphans now, or the equivalent because bulls tend to be absentee, deadbeat fathers. [/QUOTE]

Box,

Weren't you listening? They probably don't want the milk in your fridge...he pissed in it, remember? And when you're dumping it down the drain you might want to toss the sour cream as well. Just a suggestion.

~lucky

 

[Liar]

Pay no heed to that bovine. He's full of bull.