Funny Abs-wear Stories

[arienette]

So I was talking with Abs about a particular event that occured last night when I stopped at a convenient store to pick up cigarettes last night and she said I should post it - so I'm doing an entire thread, just in case people have similar or other funny stories.

I have an Abstrusions tote bag that I absolutely love. I stopped in the convenient store and asked for cigarettes. After digging through the tote bag for the ID ( ) the woman - a fairly old woman, I'd say about 60 or so, said "Oh that's a cute bag, can I see what it says on it?" I said sure and put the bag on the counter. Her face grew grim, her eyes bugged out of her head and her chin quivered and then I hear in this wild cry - "Oh my god that's pornographic! That's horrible!" I grabbed the cigarettes, after fighting with her about how she can't refuse to serve someone when she said she couldn't give me the cigarettes - I did hand over my ID, afterall...and promptly left.

I think I'll wear my shirt in next time.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

So I was talking with Abs about a particular event that occured last night when I stopped at a convenient store to pick up cigarettes last night and she said I should post it - so I'm doing an entire thread, just in case people have similar or other funny stories.

I have an Abstrusions tote bag that I absolutely love. I stopped in the convenient store and asked for cigarettes. After digging through the tote bag for the ID ( ) the woman - a fairly old woman, I'd say about 60 or so, said "Oh that's a cute bag, can I see what it says on it?" I said sure and put the bag on the counter. Her face grew grim, her eyes bugged out of her head and her chin quivered and then I hear in this wild cry - "Oh my god that's pornographic! That's horrible!" I grabbed the cigarettes, after fighting with her about how she can't refuse to serve someone when she said she couldn't give me the cigarettes - I did hand over my ID, afterall...and promptly left.

I think I'll wear my shirt in next time.

*shakes head* she probably sells liquor cigarettes and PORNOGRAPHY.
Ask her for the latest issue of Barely Legal next time.

 

[arienette]

*shakes head* she probably sells liquor cigarettes and PORNOGRAPHY.
Ask her for the latest issue of Barely Legal next time.

Oh that's a fantastic idea, thanks!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

So I was talking with Abs about a particular event that occured last night when I stopped at a convenient store to pick up cigarettes last night and she said I should post it - so I'm doing an entire thread, just in case people have similar or other funny stories.

I have an Abstrusions tote bag that I absolutely love. I stopped in the convenient store and asked for cigarettes. After digging through the tote bag for the ID ( ) the woman - a fairly old woman, I'd say about 60 or so, said "Oh that's a cute bag, can I see what it says on it?" I said sure and put the bag on the counter. Her face grew grim, her eyes bugged out of her head and her chin quivered and then I hear in this wild cry - "Oh my god that's pornographic! That's horrible!" I grabbed the cigarettes, after fighting with her about how she can't refuse to serve someone when she said she couldn't give me the cigarettes - I did hand over my ID, afterall...and promptly left.

I think I'll wear my shirt in next time.

This makes me weep with joy.

 

[arienette]

This makes me weep with joy.

I know, I know - I couldn't wait to call and tell you about it.
I went in to the same place today with my tote bag AND my red and white shirt and a pair of shorts. However, a very horny mexican man who could barely speak English was behind the counter today. I was not happy.

 

[scheherazade_79]

I'm an absolute labels whore, so I wore my t-shirt to go on holiday to Thailand - just to create a good first impression for all the women out there. It got me arrested at the airport for pornography, and I was thrown into a Thai women's prison, where I became the fuck toy of a glamorous Colombian drugs baron.

She was so hot that I was kind of sad when the Foreign Office got me out. But on the way back home I managed to score with a nun and get laid in the galley with two very pretty Dutch flight attendants.

It was the holiday of a lifetime - and all down to my Abstrusions apparel.

- Zade, 26, Wales

 

[impressive]

I know, I know - I couldn't wait to call and tell you about it.
I went in to the same place today with my tote bag AND my red and white shirt and a pair of shorts. However, a very horny mexican man who could barely speak English was behind the counter today. I was not happy.

He, however, was probably ecstatic.

 

[arienette]

He, however, was probably ecstatic.

No doubt about it. Looked at my ID and when the words "Oh, you're only 19?" came out of his mouth I told him to have a good night and left.

 

[Huckleman2000]

I'm an absolute labels whore, so I wore my t-shirt to go on holiday to Thailand - just to create a good first impression for all the women out there. It got me arrested at the airport for pornography, and I was thrown into a Thai women's prison, where I became the fuck toy of a glamorous Colombian drugs baron.

She was so hot that I was kind of sad when the Foreign Office got me out. But on the way back home I managed to score with a nun and get laid in the galley with two very pretty Dutch flight attendants.

It was the holiday of a lifetime - and all down to my Abstrusions apparel.

- Zade, 26, Wales

I'm pretty sure I've seen that movie... Emmanuel in Bangkok?

 

[scheherazade_79]

I'm pretty sure I've seen that movie... Emmanuel in Bangkok?

Not, it was far classier than that - Zade in Bangpussy

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I think I'll wear my shirt in next time.

Wear JUST the shirt next time

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I'm an absolute labels whore, so I wore my t-shirt to go on holiday to Thailand - just to create a good first impression for all the women out there. It got me arrested at the airport for pornography, and I was thrown into a Thai women's prison, where I became the fuck toy of a glamorous Colombian drugs baron.

She was so hot that I was kind of sad when the Foreign Office got me out. But on the way back home I managed to score with a nun and get laid in the galley with two very pretty Dutch flight attendants.

It was the holiday of a lifetime - and all down to my Abstrusions apparel.

- Zade, 26, Wales

That's the best product testamonial I've heard since the OxyClean infomercial.