Funniest Movie Scenes

[elsol]

My nominee---

Porky's 'Tallywhacker' scene in the principal's office with Beulah.

I've seen that scene 10-15 times and I always almost pee my pants.

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[noxiousblonde]

The chest waxing scene in "40 yr old virgin".

 

[oggbashan]

Buster Keaton with the railroad cannon in The General.

Og

 

[Liar]

The fight scene in Clerks.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

2 Nominees from me

1. Captan hook with the aligator in the skull cave. I can't watch it without laughing till my head aches.

2. The shipboard fight scene in three musketeers.

 

[Guest]

Oh, wow - there are so many.

One that sent me into giggles was Charlie Sheen in "Hot Shots Part Deux."

They reenacted Disney's Lady and the Tramp scene, complete with singing waiters and the sharing of the single strand of spaghetti, while the girl charmingly blushes and looks away after their lips meet?

But what got me was the next part, when Charlie Sheen pushed the meatball over to her with his nose.

Fell out of my chair.

 

[cloudy]

2. The shipboard fight scene in three musketeers.

Or the one where Porthos is in the dungeon...."Oh! Ugly!" still cracks me up every time.

 

[shereads]

Animal House. The look on that horse's face when it has a fatal heart attack in the dean's office.

Or did I hallucinate that?

 

[Guest]

Animal House. The look on that horse's face when it has a fatal heart attack in the dean's office.

Or did I hallucinate that?

(Shhh - Shang is nearby.)

 

[Guest]

How to Lose Your Guy in Ten Days:

Shes teasing him about sex:
"Does Princess Sophia want to come out and play?"
"little, big. Little, big. I don't know, we shall find out!"

 

[Recidiva]

Steve Martin and Bill Murray in "Little Shop of Horrors"

"Candy bar! CANDY BAR!"

 

[oggbashan]

"Brush up your Shakespeare" from Kiss Me Kate

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Anything from "Big" still cracks me up to this day... that movie is sheer genius...

the little corn on the cobs... LOL
oh and the line, "Do you wanna sleep over?" and she says yeah, and he says, "Ok, but I get to be on top" and he means the bunk beds... ROFL

 

[HeyNonnyNonny]

Not really a scene, but a line that always slays me, from Men in Black
Will Smith: People are smart
Tommy Lee Jones: No, a person can be smart. People are stupid.

 

[Recidiva]

Not really a scene, but a line that always slays me, from Men in Black
Will Smith: People are smart
Tommy Lee Jones: No, a person can be smart. People are stupid.

"We in the FBI do not have a sense of humor of which we are aware"

 

[kromen]

The scene in the bathroom before Prom in "There's Something About Mary". Franks and Beans

 

[Liar]

"We in the FBI do not have a sense of humor of which we are aware"

and a few minutes later:

"...oh, and hire a decorator to come here quick, because...damn!"

Dunno why but it cracks me yo every time.

 

[shereads]

The grave-robbing scene from Young Frankenstein:

Gene Wilder: "Oh, what filthy work."

Marty Feldman: "Could be worse."

Wilder: "How could it possibly be worse?"

Feldman: <shrugs> "Could be raining."




<cue thunder>

During the build-up to the climactic battle scene in Lord of the Rings II, as the good guys watched the approaching mega-army of a kazillion cannibalistic, elf-squishing, baby-mulching Orcs, and began to realize they were in for a very bad evening, I suddenly thought of that bit from Young Frankenstein - and burst out laughing.

I'm sorry. I couldn't help it.

Which brings me to the all-time Coke-spewing, popcorn-choking scene of all time:

Monty Python's Life of Brian, when one of Herod's centurions gets in trouble for thinking "Biggus Dickus" is a joke name. This puts Herod in a royal snit. ("I have a vewy gweat fwiend in wome by the name of Biggus Dickus!"). So he threatens crucifiction for the next centurion to laugh at him.

Is there anything harder than trying to stifle a laugh that would ruin someone's wedding/funeral/murder trial, etc.? And to be threatened with crucification, too...

"He has a wife, you know. Her name is Incontinentia...Incontinentia Buttocks."

 

[Huckleman2000]

One of my favorites is in Broadway Danny Rose - the shootout in the warehouse where they store the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade baloons. The bullets hit the helium tanks, and pretty soon they are all sounding like munchkins!

Also, echoing Og in his preference for classic Hollywood films, the "Choreography" number that Danny Kaye did in "White Christmas" cracked me up when I saw it in the 70s - I haven't seen it since, though.

 

[Belegon]

We got this deep in the thread without the Black Knight scene from "Monty Python & the Holy Grail"?

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

The part in Gladiator where the German samples Maximus's food and realizes that it is too hot for him. He acts poisoned and then shows that he is partly joking.

 

[FallingToFly]

The entire History of the World Part 1.

"Rooooomaaaaaan Red..."


"Rolling papyrus! I need some rolling papyrus!"

I never could stand pot, but that one scene had me rolling on the floor, remembering how excited some of my stoner friends (way back in the salad days of high school) got after scoring fresh Jamaican down in New Orleans.

 

[shereads]

William Shatner emoting in either of these two scenes:

Death of Spock - "it is a far, far better thing I do than I have ever done before..."

Wrath of Fernando Llamas: "You KILLED my SON. You STINKING bastard. YOU. KILLED. MY. SON!"

Here's a tip: Don't laugh at either of those scenes if you are in the company of one or more Star Trek fans.

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Funny/poignant:


In the documentary, "American Movie":

1. The always-broke wannabe film director spends a day fending off creditors or begging his uncle for money - then celebrates when he opens the mail and finds another VISA card.

2. His four and five year old children, asked to name their favorite movie:

"Apoco-wypse Now!"

"Da horror," lisps the little girl. "Da horror..."

3. Takes four through six of the murder scene where an actor's head is bashed into a cabinet door that's supposed to break to lessen the impact, but doesn't...And the actor keeps letting them call for new takes. I guess when you're a professional actor in Wisconsin, you don't demand a stunt double.
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Every single scene in "Being John Malcovich," but especially Mary Kay Place's advice to John Cusack on his first day as a document-filer:

"Remember...'I' always comes before "U."

 

[FallingToFly]

William Shatner emoting in either of these two scenes:

Death of Spock - "it is a far, far better thing I do than I have ever done before..."

Wrath of Fernando Llamas: "You KILLED my SON. You STINKING bastard. YOU. KILLED. MY. SON!"

Here's a tip: Don't laugh at either of those scenes if you are in the company of one or more Star Trek fans.

..."

Wanna see something funny? DL Voltaire's "Worf's Revenge" and then play it for your fanatical Trekkie friends... they go completely white, then red, and start cursing you in Klingon.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

The scene in Bruce Almighty where Bruce pulls up 7 fingers......so hilarious.