Fun with magic markers!

onapalehorse

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This is kinda weird, but one time I was beating off and I decided to put one of those thick sharpies in my ass. I wanted more, so I used some precum and put it another in there. I couldn't fit another one. Made me wish I had a GF with a strapon.
 
This is kinda weird, but one time I was beating off and I decided to put one of those thick sharpies in my ass. I wanted more, so I used some precum and put it another in there. I couldn't fit another one. Made me wish I had a GF with a strapon.
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The best thing about strapons are that you do not have to have someone to use it. You can put it on a stuffed animal. Or you can just buy a suction dildo online. I use ebay because its discreet and you get to make an offer. All items are new in package so don't worry.
 
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The best thing about strapons are that you do not have to have someone to use it. You can put it on a stuffed animal. Or you can just buy a suction dildo online. I use ebay because its discreet and you get to make an offer. All items are new in package so don't worry.

All good advice. Plus eventually someone is going to be visiting and need to borrow a marker, and they'll pick it up and be like why does your marker smell like ass? Awkward!
 
Lol I threw them out afterwards.
It was just something that was spur of the moment anyways haha.
 
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