Fun town names

[Latina]

Obviously there's Bangkok (Thailand) and Intercourse (PA). But Sucasunna, NJ has a slightly sexual sound to it, too.

Anyone else know suggestive or downright dirty town names?

 

[Shaq]

Hoboken, NJ

 

[Phoenyx]

Buffalo Jump USA

 

[peachykeen]

oh Jersey's got lots.

Buttzville
Whippany
Freehold
Frenchtown

 

[Guest]

Chilliwack...B.C. Canada

 

[Saytur]

Gross Tetas Texas

Not sure about the spelling ...

 

[claybeherenow]

Bald Knob, AR

 

[Star of Penumbra]

Ding Dong Texas.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

OK, this is a long and rather far-fetched story, but I think it's fun:

A Swedish stand-up comedian of Indian origine went back to India to visit the family. As he got off the plane, he was wearing a T-shirt sayin "I LOVE LUND". (Lund is an old Swedish town, known for its university. )

The man tried to get a cab to go to his relative's house, but every cab driver would just look at him, and then tell him to go away. They all looked at him with disgust. The young man was getting confused. Had he been in Sweden so long that he was beginning to look Swedish? Were the cab drivers being racistic to him?

Finally, he found a VERY friendly cab driver, who drove him to his relative's house, completely free of charge. This man didn't seem disgusted by the young man's appearence at all, on the contrary, he even complimented him on the "I LOVE LUND"- T-shirt.

When he reached the family house, they all looked at him very strangely, and later that night, his uncle explained to him that "LUND" is the hindi word for "strong erection"...

 

[lavender]

I was expecting Latina to tell us all about the fun sexual times she and Frank had in some fun-named town. I'm disappointed. I thought we'd get a pictoral essay as well. You let me down, Latina. You let me down.

 

[JoseIsWild]

GAY, Georgia

 

[estevie]

Big Bone Lick, Ohio (this is actually a state park..heh!)

Climax, Michigan


Thats all I can think of right at the moment!

 

[ExLimey]

Spread Eagle, WI

 

[Lasher]

I was expecting Latina to tell us all about the fun sexual times she and Frank had in some fun-named town. I'm disappointed. I thought we'd get a pictoral essay as well. You let me down, Latina. You let me down.

Geesh, you can't count on anyone anymore.

Just for Latina, though:

Franklin, PA.

 

[tyme]

Climax, Kansas

 

[Whizz Kid]

French Lick, Indiana

 

[The Heretic]

Boring, Oregon (and yes, Boring is boring).

 

[crappie master]

French Lick, Indiana

Indiana can also claim :

Floyds Knobs

Gnaw Bone

Peters Switch

 

[teddybear4play]

Cooter, Missouri.

TB4p

 

[JerseyBoy]

Scaggsville, MD

Scotrun, PA (somehow I always read the sign wrong)

 

[*Eve*]

Intercourse, Pennsylvania
and Hooterville, NC

 

[Problem Child]

Fakepick, NV.

Ersatzfoto, CA.

Notreallymenfrank, TX.

 

[ExLimey]

Tucumcari (AZ or NM, can't remember) I do remember seeing a sign on the interstate that read, "Tucumcari Tonight"

 

[Ham Murabi]

Pahrump, Nevada, is located about 60 miles west of Vegas. I was talking to a Pahrump resident one time about the funny name of the town, and he offered the opinion it just sounded funny because it was unusual.
Then he offered a good point: How funny would "Chicago" sound if it was a town of 1,000 people instead of a name people learned at an early age.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Tongue River, Wyoming.