Full Frontals for Dampy

[NaokoSmith]

Actually this thread is for pix of hot hawt HA-HA-HOT guys. We have a lot of threads with babelicious chix on them, and that is for a bi bird like me. However I feel balance needs to be maintained (I am a bad Buddhist after all). So feel free to post any photos of hot guys you come across in here, in order to inspire gurlz and boyzzz who like men.

Poor damppanties has clearly had a very sheltered upbringing and is foolishly imagining her life might be enhanced by piccies of me full frontal. Well, I have assured her that I am an ex rugby player with mommy fat and here are some shots to show her what a dreadful mistake she will be making if she really does set up a thread and lure me into contributing such pix.

I sometimes played hooker . Here are a couple of famous hookers and you can imagine what they would look like with additional mommy fat instead of having to experience the full horror.

First up is Keith Wood (no, don't go there with the last name, please, please!) and then we have delicious Brian Moore with blood all over his nose, cuz that is the sort of thing that happens in rugby. Yah yah, the only person who would talk to me when I got my black eye was a police officer .

 

[Handley_Page]

Poor damppanties has clearly had a very sheltered upbringing and is foolishly imagining her life might be enhanced by piccies of me full frontal. Well, I have assured her that I am an ex rugby player with mommy fat and here are some shots to show her what a dreadful mistake she will be making if she really does set up a thread and lure me into contributing such pix.

I sometimes played hooker . Here are a couple of famous hookers and you can imagine what they would look like with additional mommy fat instead of having to experience the full horror.

First up is Keith Wood (no, don't go there with the last name, please, please!) and then we have delicious Brian Moore with blood all over his nose, cuz that is the sort of thing that happens in rugby. Yah yah, the only person who would talk to me when I got my black eye was a police officer .

In the case of those two stars, I think it would take a very brave man indeed to try and stop them in flight.
I'll not comment about you, Duchess; someone already did!

 

[NaokoSmith]

In the case of those two stars, I think it would take a very brave man indeed to try and stop them in flight.
I'll not comment about you, Duchess; someone already did!

LOL, I was trying to tackle her and slid off and bashed my eye on her knee. What a shiner! It was dreadful. Wherever I went people tried to offer me chairs and talked to me in hushed sympathetic voices.

OK, here is something a bit more exciting, LOL. (To everyone except HP and me, who actually like to watch rugby!)

This is Wesley Fofana, a star of the French rugby team, and someone who is clearly prepared to do anything for the sake of national pride.

 

[Handley_Page]

Are we to assume the boy can actually run, or generally play the game ?

 

[oggbashan]

Are we to assume the boy can actually run, or generally play the game ?

His nickname is "The Cheetah", so yes, he can run.

Here is another Rugby player: Jonah Lomu

 

[D_Lynn]

In Dampy's defense, maybe she'd rather see pics of curvy, older women.

Here you go, Dampy...

 

[oggbashan]

Wes Cotton and ...

 

[robertreams]

LOL, I was trying to tackle her and slid off and bashed my eye on her knee. What a shiner! It was dreadful. Wherever I went people tried to offer me chairs and talked to me in hushed sympathetic voices.

OK, here is something a bit more exciting, LOL. (To everyone except HP and me, who actually like to watch rugby!)

This is Wesley Fofana, a star of the French rugby team, and someone who is clearly prepared to do anything for the sake of national pride.

Phew!

 

[robertreams]

I thought they were supposed to be full frontal

 

[damppanties]

Gosh, my very own thread!

Based on the rugby pics posted so far (from King Og too), I really really need to take up watching rugby. And, oh Naoko! You will need to come educate me about rules and similar things. While sitting close and whispering in my ear. Perhaps a hand on my knee. What? It's education!

OK, here is something a bit more exciting, LOL. (To everyone except HP and me, who actually like to watch rugby!)

Are you serious? Is that hunk only exciting to you as a rugby player? Really truly?

This is Wesley Fofana, a star of the French rugby team, and someone who is clearly prepared to do anything for the sake of national pride.

I don't blame him. robertreams, 'Phew' is right.

I still can't stop staring at his lips. That picture is bloody mesmerizing. I was going to PM you to ask you his name so I could drool further, so thank you.

In Dampy's defense, maybe she'd rather see pics of curvy, older women.

Here you go, Dampy...

Thank you, thank you! And yes, that was where this started, of course. I'm an equal opportunity full frontal voyeur, so older women are welcome. Curvy older women are particularly welcome.

I thought they were supposed to be full frontal

Me too!

 

[D_Lynn]

Here's a little of both, courtesy of a letter to A&F admonishing them for using only slim, attractive models in their advertisements.

 

[Handley_Page]

Here's a little of both, courtesy of a letter to A&F admonishing them for using only slim, attractive models in their advertisements.

It reminds me of an incident when I was too young to know. . . .
I've still got the bruises, I think.

I was going to mention Jona Lomu, but I [still] do not know what position he plays at so I didn't put him in.

However, I did find something of interest in Rugby for girls.

 

[trysail]

Haka by women? Now that IS a frightening prospect.

 

[Saxon_Hart]

In Dampy's defense, maybe she'd rather see pics of curvy, older women.

Here you go, Dampy...

Lynn if that was you I might have to become a stalker.

 

[TxRad]

Lynn if that was you I might have to become a stalker.

I wonder what they would call stalkers in groups?

 

[damppanties]

I wonder what they would call stalkers in groups?

A bunch of nudist stalkers would definitely be stalks of stalkers.

 

[damppanties]

She has a wonderfully delish body.

 

[TxRad]

A bunch of nudist stalkers would definitely be stalks of stalkers.

Get naked and lets see how it works.

 

[Saxon_Hart]

I wonder what they would call stalkers in groups?

A bunch of nudist stalkers would definitely be stalks of stalkers.

An entire group of stalkers from the AH...I bet they'd let us coin the term. LOL

 

[damppanties]

Get naked and lets see how it works.

I'd still need a few to come around in order to make a group.

 

[NaokoSmith]

As you know, Dampy, I am a lecturer, so of course I will give you a tutorial! Here is the first lesson.

This is known as the front row. No, no - just try to look at the three guys. Well, try to look in their faces. Try ... OK, 'try' is another term. We will move on to that one later.

Anyway, these guys are not binding on properly or anything, nor is the hooker (he is the guy in the middle - that was me sometimes) using the correct stance. In fact the hooker has to put both her arms tightly round the shoulders of the two prop forwards (in my case that was two stalwart hunky women ... I mean, players of international ability and supreme physical fitness). Then she sits her left butt cheek and thigh on the knee of one of these gorgeous Amazons, er I mean extremely fit sportswomen, and rests her weight on the other players. Her right leg swings free to kick the ball back into the scrum.

LOL, actually it was a bit serious. This is just the front row, there were seven other players in the scrum and their weight was all coming through my neck so if they hadn't set the scrum properly, I was quick sharp telling them to come up so we could go down again. Er, as it were.

Well, um, more later ...

 

[Saxon_Hart]

I'd still need a few to come around in order to make a group.

Tx and I can be as loud as a group I'm sure.

 

[damppanties]

As you know, Dampy, I am a lecturer, so of course I will give you a tutorial! Here is the first lesson.

This is known as the front row. No, no - just try to look at the three guys. Well, try to look in their faces. Try ... OK, 'try' is another term. We will move on to that one later.

Anyway, these guys are not binding on properly or anything, nor is the hooker (he is the guy in the middle - that was me sometimes) using the correct stance. In fact the hooker has to put both her arms tightly round the shoulders of the two prop forwards (in my case that was two stalwart hunky women ... I mean, players of international ability and supreme physical fitness). Then she sits her left butt cheek and thigh on the knee of one of these gorgeous Amazons, er I mean extremely fit sportswomen, and rests her weight on the other players. Her right leg swings free to kick the ball back into the scrum.

LOL, actually it was a bit serious. This is just the front row, there were seven other players in the scrum and their weight was all coming through my neck so if they hadn't set the scrum properly, I was quick sharp telling them to come up so we could go down again. Er, as it were.

Well, um, more later ...

Oh. Wow.

You need to do a 'How To Watch Rugby with Naoko' essay. It needs to happen.

I'm serious.

 

[NaokoSmith]

Oh. Wow.

You need to do a 'How To Watch Rugby with Naoko' essay. It needs to happen.

I'm serious.

You're right! I'll do it on my new blog. I have just started this blog http://naokosmith.blogspot.co.uk/, and you can read all about my pussy on it .

As you know, I am Scottish and here's one of our own players: Sean Lamont. Er, just feel I should also let you know, he has a brother (Rory). Not sure why he has all that armour-like stuff on his shoulder and leg cuz we do not wear that sort of wimpy gear in rugby, we just crash into people with our hard muscular bodies.

 

[damppanties]

You're right! I'll do it on my new blog. I have just started this blog http://naokosmith.blogspot.co.uk/, and you can read all about my pussy on it .

Put it up on Lit too. Would be a wider audience and they have a category for it.

As you know, I am Scottish and here's one of our own players: Sean Lamont. Er, just feel I should also let you know, he has a brother (Rory). Not sure why he has all that armour-like stuff on his shoulder and leg cuz we do not wear that sort of wimpy gear in rugby, we just crash into people with our hard muscular bodies.

Is everybody in rugby hot?

And are you trying to make me drown in my own drool here?