Full Fledged Self Suck Off..... Blue Ribbons and everything!

[Starfish]

I've given this a little thought. Not really, but I am curious...


Would you, if you could..... Lick/suck yourself off?

I've seen tons of pics of guys who can suck their own dicks.

I've never seen one of a girl that could, and I'd well imagine that only contortionists are felxible enough to get at a pussy that way, but still....

If you could? Would you?

How often? Would you show off because it is so rare, and unique?

I would. I'd do it three times a week and I'd take lots of pics and share em all over the place.

 

[xlc67]

If I was a girl I would also play with my tits...

 

[Lasz]

Yup I remember walking around the whole high school cafteria asking everyone this question.

Most people said yes!

I think I would, but I dont think I would swallow.

Laz

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I still wanna see a girl eat herself out...
If anyone has any pics PLEASE post em here

 

[Starfish]

Yup I remember walking around the whole high school cafteria asking everyone this question.
Laz

Yes, this is a definate regression thread. I was really not feeling juvinile enough, so I thought I'd do up some silly ass shit, like this and then do a few of these *g* things, here.



*g*

<at myself

 

[lovetoread]

No I wouldn't. I dont like the taste.

 

[privy2u]

Fishie I'm not sure you could, but I'd like to help you try!



P.S. Wanna go for a ride in my pickup? ehehehe


privy

 

[Starfish]

That'd be "Sexy" privy...

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Well I still have the felxibilty to lay on my stomach and bring my feet up and touch my forehead, but I don't think I can bend the other way... hold on I'll just try.

*turns on Richard Claderman music*


Nope, can't bend that foward to do a taste test.... I'll just keep using my........

 

[Rhys]

I would if I could, but I'm just not that flexible.

I would like to see a chick eat herself out though...now that
would be something for the Jim Rose Circus...

 

[Frimost]

Jeez!

Don't you people here on the General Board ever go to look at the threads on the Personals board?

Read this Topic thread from the Literotica personals board

I put a whole shit-load of pictures of women eating themselves out on it near the end of the topic pages. If you ask me nicely in a PM then perhaps I will give you the URL to the site where I got most of the best pictures of women giving themselves head.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: Jeez!

Don't you people here on the General Board ever go to look at the threads on the Personals board?

Nope I don't go to the other boards, well I go read what my friend Lance Hardrock has to say in the Mas thread, but that about it

 

[Starfish]

Re: Jeez!

Don't you people here on the General Board ever go to look at the threads on the Personals board?

Well actually no. Uh, I wasn't really aware that the slut den was the new "General board".

Although I am wholly curious about the pictures you posted, I really could give a rats ass to weed through a bunch of "Got Fuzzy Zebra Thong" Threads, and "Hot, Horny Girl ready to suck you off, but I'll never come back to this thread and reply to all you sad fucks" threads to find some sort of content that should be found elsewhere....

Like on the General Board.

 

[Frimost]

Give me some credit

Anyway, perhaps if you clicked on the link you would find that I was nice enough to link you to that specific thread instead of the entire friggin board. lol

If you want to see it click there and start from the last page and back track. I think most of the pics I posted will be about 3-pages back from the end.

"slut den"? meow!

 

[lobito]

you should point out that the pics are only from pages 6 on. And how about a link to wher those are from?

 

[Black_Bird]

The REAL question is...

How many guys here have tried?

 

[Guest]

If I could suck myself off - Hell ya I would... Probably a couple times a day!

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: Jeez!

Don't you people here on the General Board ever go to look at the threads on the Personals board?

Nope, and I don't read the personals ads in my local paper.

The whole reason that board was created was to get the "personals" type threads into their own territory, away from the General bb. I went there when it first started, and it seemed fairly much like what I'd expect of a personals board on a porn site. I've been there accidently since then, but rarely.

Now, if I could reach my own pussy, would I? I think I probably would!

 

[Shockdoctor]

Damn, when I read the title of this thread I thought there was going to be a competition and I was going to volunteer to be one of the suckees. I never have any luck...

Well, if I was flexible enough to get down there I would at least try sucking myself off at least once.

 

[WriterDom]

Lewis Grizzard, we miss you.

The scene is a big football game between the University of
Georgia and Alabama. The stadium is packed, the game is
being shown on national television. Georgia's mascot, a bulldog
named UGA, is crossing the field, when suddenly, oblivious to
the fact that millions of fans are watching, he stops right there on the 50-yard line, and commences to lick himself in the manner in which male dogs are prone to do. Two good-ole-boys, Bubba and Earl are sitting in the stands.

Bubba elbows Earl and says to him, "Dang! Will you look at that! Wish I could do that!"

Earl turns to him and says, "Bubba, that dawg would biiiiite you!"

 

[christo]

Shameless self-promotion

I just posted a couple of stories on this very subject. The first one was up last week and the next one should post tomorrow.

It's called "Those Autofellatio Blues", and here's the link:

http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=34402

It is, alas, a work of fiction. I've never been able to, ah, perform on myself. Tried. Failed. Wasn't close.

 

[Tina Carson]

I had a boyfriend that could, it was very sexy, he would swallow & we'd kiss, sharing his load. He said that he used to do it a lot as a teen, but once he hit his 20's uncurling was moredifficult. He said that it didn't hurt at the time, but afterwards he'd get a headache

Tina