Fucking lockdown rules, UK edition

[Liar]

Literally.


Sex no longer illegal for couples in ‘established relationships’

 

[Liar]

Thought this was primarily a funny story about fucking. Oh well.

 

[silver gurl]

I think they banned sex in Canada. Unless you have your mask on.

 

[Saint Peter]

I think they banned sex in Canada. Unless you have your mask on.

Easy clean up.

 

[silver gurl]

From Health Canada:

Skipping kissing and avoiding face-to-face contact or closeness;
consider using a mask that covers the nose and mouth;

Is there a sexy kind of mask? One that gets your sexy on? Like a lingerie accessory?

 

[FataMorgana]

From Health Canada:

Skipping kissing and avoiding face-to-face contact or closeness;
consider using a mask that covers the nose and mouth;

Is there a sexy kind of mask? One that gets your sexy on? Like a lingerie accessory?

Gimp?

 

[Saint Peter]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmph!!!!

 

[FataMorgana]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmph!!!!

Gimp not elephant you twat.

 

[Pookie]

Gimp?

Yep.


https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71sLDGDDUDL._AC_SX425_.jpg


The nose holes will have to be covered though.

 

[islandman]

Seems as though the Puritans turned the ship around and went back home.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Axing crowds? I thought pooks lived in the US?

 

[FescueFan]

Seems as though the Puritans turned the ship around and went back home.

Remember, these are the people who were such control freaks even the puritans ran from them.

 

[pointless]

the other day i came across a japanese porn that was apparently about masks turning girl into lesbians. i didn't watch it, but, yeah, that's a thing. never stop being weird, japan. it's your most endearing trait, you lovable little sex creeps.

 

[Tryharder62]

Silver gurl

My husband likes this one! Hope that helps. Get the actual tacos, pizza, and french fries and it's a sure thing.

https://images.lookhuman.com/render/standard/wUajnCEkjc6ir8JqfTDVWMUV4DfZVbcB/maskcover-whi-z1-t-junk-food-pattern.jpg

 

[Liar]

Of course this is a thing that exists.

https://render.fineartamerica.com/images/rendered/search/flat/face-mask/images/artworkimages/medium/2/shunga-erotic-art-dream-of-the-fishermans-wife-katsushika-hokusai.jpg?&targetx=-99&targety=0&imagewidth=772&imageheight=541&modelwidth=574&modelheight=541&backgroundcolor=DB996A&orientation=0&producttype=facemask-large&v=5

 

[silver gurl]

I need to get my bedazzle on

 

[spacekowboy]

If you have pretty eyes and a fucked up grill now is your time to shine!


I predict a British baby boom.

 

[TarnishedPenny]

I think they banned sex in Canada. Unless you have your mask on.

Or unless you”re using a glory hole.

https://www.tmz.com/2020/07/22/glory-holes-safe-sex-pandemic-canadian-cdc-british-columbia/