Fucking cunts, bastard. arseholes and...

p_p_man

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and every word you can think of when you're in a rage...

I went to the bank today, put my card in the hole in the wall...

And it says to me,p_p_man, your pin number has been used twice incorrectly...

NOW I went into the bank I explained to the, I reckon, a 21 year old manageress that the banks' computers were wrong and she said to me "Our computers are never wrong" so it had to be my mistake...

We had a small argument which I could never win, but just before I put my hands around her neck to strangle her. a phone call came through from head office saying, p_p_man, could have what he wanted...

I have never seen an arsehole who changed attitude so fast..

Shit, bugger. cunts anyone below the age of 40 are a load of rubbish...

On both sides of the Atlantic...

ppman
 
Next time, try putting in the bank machine instead of a hole in the wall!!

:nana: :nana: :nana:


I crack me up!
 
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PP hugs to you

it is all over with now. So you typed in your pin number incorrectly? If not call the bank to find out where the error was. You do not want it to be related to some sort of identity theft.

Peace,
Tulip
 
Re: PP hugs to you

tulip2lipservice said:
it is all over with now. So you typed in your pin number incorrectly?Tulip

But Tulip I didn't and last year I became a national figure when I had problems with another bank I do business with...

The Times picked up the story, took photographs, the lot...

But this bank which gave me a hard time I'd say to them...

Careful, I know where you live...

ppman
 
LadyGuinivere said:
Next time, try putting in the bank machine instead of a hole in the wall!!

:nana: :nana: :nana:


I crack me up!

LOL...He might have mistaken his location and tried to slip his ATM card into a glory hole.
 
I reckon they're covering up for the fact that they've spent your savings making all those artsy commercials. Just to try and persuade you to entrust your money to them.
 
p_p man

A recent outbreak of this phenomenon has been happening with customers of a specific bank here in SoCal. Apparently someone on the inside, read: bank employee has been making clones of ATM cards and draining customers' accounts with new PIN numbers, perhaps they've moved across the Atlantic.
 
p_p_man said:
and every word you can think of when you're in a rage...

I went to the bank today, put my card in the hole in the wall...

And it says to me,p_p_man, your pin number has been used twice incorrectly...

NOW I went into the bank I explained to the, I reckon, a 21 year old manageress that the banks' computers were wrong and she said to me "Our computers are never wrong" so it had to be my mistake...

We had a small argument which I could never win, but just before I put my hands around her neck to strangle her. a phone call came through from head office saying, p_p_man, could have what he wanted...

I have never seen an arsehole who changed attitude so fast..

Shit, bugger. cunts anyone below the age of 40 are a load of rubbish...

On both sides of the Atlantic...

ppman

Woohoo. I'm in. I'm 41.

Nothing worse than the bank not letting you have money that's yours.

The bastards.
 
Wow. If this had happened to me?
I would have been really mad too.
Quite possibly I would have had cross
words with the bank clerk and asked for
the supervisor. I may even have resorted to
pulling the 'mean bitch' out to ensure action. :D

"To err is human, to really foul things up
requires a computer."
Mum in law gave bigrednz and I this
placard for Christmas. lol
 
n/a

Last time I dealt with a bank I was wearing a balaklava on my head brandishing a sawn off shotgun.

The bitch at the desk even called me Sir. :)

No need for ATM cards anymore.

Still sipping lagers for free. :p
 
p_p_man said:
Shit, bugger. cunts anyone below the age of 40 are a load of rubbish...

On both sides of the Atlantic...

ppman

HEY, i'm below the age of 40, and last time I checked (which was quite recently), I have a cunt.

Rubbish, my ass.

:p
 
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