Fucking Cats!

[Betticus]

LOL, nice to know I am not the only one who does this. We have 2 litter trays in the house, their favourite being in the dowstairs toilet where they just love to join their human owners for a sharing experience. I clean them out at least once a day, and then usually sprinkle with a little deodoriser and put the lid back on...they love it. What I want to know is how can you train them out of the urge to use the litter right after you change it?!! They also have several toys, scratching posts and comfort furniture of their own thoughout the house which means they do not get into destructive mischief.

Catalina

I dunno, they are endlessly fascinated by the cleaning of the box and seem to want to jump right in and poo.

I tortured my cat once by waiting and cleaning it again while the little fucker was empty! hahahahahaahahha..... The torture, a fresh box and nothing to deposit!

She's practically destroyed her scratching post, almost time for a new one.

 

[chris9]

I dunno, they are endlessly fascinated by the cleaning of the box and seem to want to jump right in and poo.

I tortured my cat once by waiting and cleaning it again while the little fucker was empty! hahahahahaahahha..... The torture, a fresh box and nothing to deposit!

She's practically destroyed her scratching post, almost time for a new one.

You're supposed to torture sweet and willing subbies, not sweet and sadistic kitties.

 

[catalina_francisco]

I dunno, they are endlessly fascinated by the cleaning of the box and seem to want to jump right in and poo.

I tortured my cat once by waiting and cleaning it again while the little fucker was empty! hahahahahaahahha..... The torture, a fresh box and nothing to deposit!

She's practically destroyed her scratching post, almost time for a new one.

LOL, we have been through a few scratching posts. Our cats sometimes like to do a little pee in the downstairs litter, then run up the stairs and do a little pee in that one too!! I sure love having the trays with lids on though instead of the open variety.

Catalina

 

[Betticus]

You're supposed to torture sweet and willing subbies, not sweet and sadistic kitties.

I can only e-spank willing subbies from here. That cat tortures me half the time, giving me the kitty eyes and rubbing against my ankles!

 

[chris9]

I can only e-spank willing subbies from here. That cat tortures me half the time, giving me the kitty eyes and rubbing against my ankles!

It's a cat. It's naturally dominant. What did you expect when you got it? For obedience you need a dog. Or a girl.

 

[LadyAria]

I feel your pain..i just hope you weren't like me and crawled in bed and didn't realize it till you were layed smack dab in the middle of it smelling it.I thought the hubby farted.Nope the little fucker shitted in the bed.I tryed soaking the comforter in the bathtub,the colors blead out and needless to say the comforter was gone...and so was Kitty.

That would be the cat you gave me. Of course, he uses the toliet now Cotton Kitty just did not like you

 

[Betticus]

It's a cat. It's naturally dominant. What did you expect when you got it? For obedience you need a dog. Or a girl.

I'll take the girl!

 

[chris9]

I'll take the girl!

Do you pay travel expenses?

 

[Betticus]

Do you pay travel expenses?

I'll have to go turn a couple of tricks. Will sell spankings and domination for chris9 travel money!

 

[chris9]

I'll have to go turn a couple of tricks. Will sell spankings and domination for chris9 travel money!

So someone has to pay for you to spank them so that I can travel to where you are and get spanked?

 

[Shankara20]

I'll have to go turn a couple of tricks. Will sell spankings and domination for chris9 travel money!

how does one sell something they can not give away?



just askin....

 

[Betticus]

So someone has to pay for you to spank them so that I can travel to where you are and get spanked?

Hahahaahahah! Spanking makes the world go round!

 

[Lady_Prowless]

That would be the cat you gave me. Of course, he uses the toliet now Cotton Kitty just did not like you

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Kitty was just a little titty sucked bitch when we had him......ohhh now he is loveable fluffy trash kitty.Reminds me of the cat on Meet The Parents.Just give him the New York Times and send him on his way to the pot.I just want to wait till he is on your footstool and pounce on his ass.I may come up with bloody scratches on my face,but he will know i had been there.


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[kiten69]

I tortured my cat once by waiting and cleaning it again while the little fucker was empty! hahahahahaahahha..... The torture, a fresh box and nothing to deposit!

you need a little subbie to play with...you're gonna give that poor kitty a heartattack

 

[LadyAria]

http://www.showcatsonline.com/images/ani_cat_angel.gif
Kitty was just a little titty sucked bitch when we had him......ohhh now he is loveable fluffy trash kitty.Reminds me of the cat on Meet The Parents.Just give him the New York Times and send him on his way to the pot.I just want to wait till he is on your footstool and pounce on his ass.I may come up with bloody scratches on my face,but he will know i had been there.

If I could just teach his kitty butt to flush, it's a little weird to come in and find kitty's floaties.

 

[Netzach]

LOL, we have been through a few scratching posts. Our cats sometimes like to do a little pee in the downstairs litter, then run up the stairs and do a little pee in that one too!! I sure love having the trays with lids on though instead of the open variety.

Catalina

We had a rogue peer for a while, and the vet said - how many cats do you have?

Two.

Three boxes. # of cats +1 is how many you need.

So fortunately we have the basement. I figured it'd be a mine/yours/ours deal but in fact they seem to sort the downstairs boxes into

poo
pee

they're so funny.

 

[Lady_Prowless]

If I could just teach his kitty butt to flush, it's a little weird to come in and find kitty's floaties.

BABY RUUUUUTH! lol
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AHHHHHHH TURDIES!
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[ghosst_K&H]

I agree, fuckin cats...Can't train the dogs to chase them, can't use them for archery practice, they're always either laying on my clean clothes, or on top of my fridge.

Why can't we just kill em all?

 

[bronntanas]

We had a rogue peer for a while, and the vet said - how many cats do you have?

Two.

Three boxes. # of cats +1 is how many you need.

So fortunately we have the basement. I figured it'd be a mine/yours/ours deal but in fact they seem to sort the downstairs boxes into

poo
pee

they're so funny.

I have 2 fuzzy guys too, with three boxes. One in the laundry room, one in the bathroom, and one on the sun porch, which is screened in for them. They're indoor cats, except the porch runs the length of the house on one side. I planted them some grass in those long flat planter box things you get at the nursery for starting seedlings.

Yeah, my boys are spoiled, but aside from the hairball in the shoe incident (which may have been warranted) they're really well behaved.

 

[Zinfandel]

We had a rogue peer for a while, and the vet said - how many cats do you have?

Two.

Three boxes. # of cats +1 is how many you need.

So fortunately we have the basement. I figured it'd be a mine/yours/ours deal but in fact they seem to sort the downstairs boxes into

poo
pee

they're so funny.

Yikes! We have 3 cats and only 3 boxes... guess we need another. The female cat is the one that needs it to be pristine all the time, while the males don't seem to care at all.

Hmmm, that sounds familiar somehow...

 

[ima6uldv8]

You got rid of the cat for that?

I have to agree.

 

[Lady_Prowless]

And don't you hate it when the little basterds come in when you are on the toilet?My cat drinks out of the toilet,so she paws at me to get up at the worst time.Im like swating at her..."Wait your fucking turn cunt!"Oh does that stop her?No wonder i stay irregular.FUCKING CATS!....gotta love the basterds though.
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Hurry and close the lid!

 

[M's girl]

You got rid of the cat for that?

Finally something in the BDSM forum that I can wholeheartedly relate to...
Does this count as BDSM as well?

 

[satindesire]

My Daddy and I have 2 kitties, both just under a year old. They're brother and sister tabbies from the same litter, although they don't look a thing alike. I think Tabitha was the runt of the litter, because she's half the size of Rocco, our tom. They have been handled and hand raised since birth and are just DARLING! Rocco loves to sit on my lap and snooze and pat my face and neck with his paws while I type.

I made the mistake once of buying cheap litter and Rocco immediately let me know how much he appreciated that by peeing on our feather comforter. Thank God it has a removable cover and could be dry cleaned! >_<!

So now every two weeks I go out and blow about 20 bucks on a bag of pricey nice-smelling clumping clay litter. At least we don't have to worry about sleeping with no blankets anymore!!

 

[billieboy]

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Betticus it is said 'Dogs have masters, cats have staff!





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