Fucked up ideas about you people....

[Jade]

Gosh I hope no one takes this the wrong way... I swear I have NO clue where my mind is heading with these things sometimes but for some reason... I started playing "Hypothetical Matchmaker" in my head for some of you people based SOLELY on your user names, any profile info, and your personality on the board.

THEN... (this is the sick part okay... )
I imagined your children!
LMAO




Please remember you love me and don't read on if you are already disturbed but .....

I got Endlessly and Dixon: Their kid would be extremely intellectual, sensitive, sensual, and VERY talented! I would picture him/her to grow up a famous movie star.


LL and Lasher: Complete and total smartass of a kid, but only b/c he/she knows that they are smarter than most of the kids in their class.... has some sort of strange, unique hobby (like... um... memorizing poetry I don't know) but doesn't tell anyone about it... and is drop dead good looking, but extremely picky, and can get away with it.
People are willing to take crap from him/her b/c they just can't help but like the kid!


Dreamer and Gingersnap: Smart, sweet, good looking, silly, adored by all, and cares genuinly about others... becomes a social worker.


Skibum and WS: Bright, insightful, understanding, lustful and hungry for life. A pilot... someone who wants to see the world.. explore.


Gosh there are so many more... I have NO idea why I thought about that.. but, I did.
Please, no one take it personally.... promise it was all in fun.

 

[Rosebud]

who do you see with me Jade

 

[Jade]

who do you see with me Jade

Either Merlin or an older version of Maddog.




Warm, senisite, sensual, loving children

 

[Hecate]

There must be more Jade!!

Now come on ... MM is away on holiday so you can sneak a peek into his chrystal ball and ... NOOOOOOO not THAT one!!!! ...we won't tell - promise!!

 

[CreamyLady]

Hypothetically -- so I'll know in which direction to run -- was I paired with anyone?

 

[Jade]

Hypothetically -- so I'll know in which direction to run -- was I paired with anyone?

Actually, I ORIGINALLY paired YOU with Merlin,..but then I remembered all that stuff you said about settling down and thought better to leave you out of it! lol... I swear!

 

[Expertise]

Jade I have gotta' see the rest (me too please) this is potentially the funniest thing that I have seen on here in a long while.

 

[Rosebud]

ssshhhh Hecate..there are still some who do not know...
Jade...Merlin? i am always trying to polish his srystal balls, I think he would be fun...Older version of maddog???why can't i have the younger version and raise him how I want him to be...LOL

 

[Naked Hunny]

Whew!!

IM glad i havent been here long enough for Jade to pair me up with anyone!! Its good to be a newbie!!

 

[Jeff726]

Me and .......................

 

[Jade]

Re: Whew!!

IM glad i havent been here long enough for Jade to pair me up with anyone!! Its good to be a newbie!!

LMAO at Nekked.. YOU? A "newbie?" Yea right!

 

[CreamyLady]

Thank you. I can now take off my running shoes.

 

[Jade]

Thank you. I can now take off my running shoes.

SEE what I mean!





OH, and someone help me out here!
Dont' make ME think of all the love/children connections!

 

[Jeff726]

Hey Jade do you see me with anyone?

 

[Jade]

Hey Jade do you see me with anyone?

Yea! You and Nekked.

 

[CreamyLady]

*laughing*

I'm horrible at this type of thing; however, if anyone wants a quick fling, that's okay.

Just no picket fences and little feet . . .

 

[Rosebud]

that is who I was going to put him with...either that or Mistress Hecate...not forever just long enough for her to tech him the ways of a woman.

 

[Naked Hunny]

Jade, Sweetheart!

I have only been on the BB for 3 weeks i know it feels like more than that doesnt it!!??

 

[Jeff726]

Someone who could teach me how to say, "Ohhhhhhhh Goddddddddddddddd yessssssssssssss," in German would be wonderful.

Naked Hunny would be great too because she's basically one of my peers and I can relate to her.

I wouldn't mind Melody Lane either. She is so hot!

 

[Naked Hunny]

Now Jeffie

I told you before damnit i dont have sex with virgins!!!

 

[Jeff726]

Ahhh shit there goes that idea, lol. Hecate where are youuuuuuuuu?

 

[Never]

I told you before damnit i dont have sex with virgins!!!

Oh shit. Oh dear.
First this lady pops up while I'm away, then she almost overtakes me in the post department in half the time and now she won't sleep with virgins. Remember, not too long ago you were one yourself.

*listens to Jeff**singing*
Hecate, hecate-do. Where are you?
We got some things to do now.
Come on Hecate-dee. I can see.
The way you shake and shiver.

Now, come on, it's time so clear you mind
get ready for your act. (Don't hold back!)
Now Hecate-doo, if you come through
you're gonna' get yourself a little snack.

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Dreams of Butterflies.

 

[Naked Hunny]

Never, do you happen to have a problem with my posting habits??

 

[Xander]

Oh I gotta know what the Jadester came up with for me and Angel *poke*

By the way Jeff, in German you just say:

Ohhh JAHR....MEIN GOT. JAHR JAHR JAHR....Blassen sie mir

Don't you dare translate that one Hecate hehehehehe

 

[Never]

'Habit' Let's be serious here, it's more of an addiction.
It's all right Hunny, I've been in your place, as long as I'm fifty some posts ahead of you I have no problem whatsoever.

Oh, oh, translation please. How can I mock a post when I can't read it?
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We love our bread, we love our butter, we use it when we love each other.