Fucked up feeling #581: Pulling away from the urinal too quickly...
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hmm...
the cool urinals are the ones that have motion sensors on them, when you step away, they flush automatically.
the cool urinals are the ones that have motion sensors on them, when you step away, they flush automatically.
michaelmt1
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Shaq said:
Fucked up feeling 582 Zipping up too fast before all the landing gear is secured.
Mike
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Re: Re: Fucked up feeling #581: Pulling away from the urinal too quickly...
What if you dabbed it with a piece of tissue?
medjay said:
What if you dabbed it with a piece of tissue?
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I don't use urinals. I always get the guy who wants to sell me on Scientology right as I'm trying to pass a kidney stone.
"You know, Dianetics really helped me overcome the problems I had in my life with the the delicate balance of salts and fluids in my kidneys..."
"You know, Dianetics really helped me overcome the problems I had in my life with the the delicate balance of salts and fluids in my kidneys..."
Re: Re: Re: Fucked up feeling #581: Pulling away from the urinal too quickly...
I heard Adam and Dr. Drew discussing this very topic on Loveline one night. Adam was of the opinion that any guy who dabs his dick with tissue is a homo. Dr. Drew said it's all about being sanitary and who can fault a guy for wanting clean drawers.
Personally, I like to use tissue but the roll is not necessarily handy when you're at a urinal. So into the pants it goes.
ksmybuttons said:
I heard Adam and Dr. Drew discussing this very topic on Loveline one night. Adam was of the opinion that any guy who dabs his dick with tissue is a homo. Dr. Drew said it's all about being sanitary and who can fault a guy for wanting clean drawers.
Personally, I like to use tissue but the roll is not necessarily handy when you're at a urinal. So into the pants it goes.
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Fucked up feeling #581: Pulling away from the urinal too quickly...
Excuses. I think guys just like that little wet spot.
Sillyman said:
Excuses. I think guys just like that little wet spot.
michaelmt1
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Feeling 583
Fucked Up Feeling 583:
Was that fart unusually warm or was it ummm a little wet as well
Fucked Up Feeling 583:
Was that fart unusually warm or was it ummm a little wet as well
flawed_ethics
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It's gonna happen - let's face it.
A small price to pay for having few/no-lines to the bathroom.
Hoorah!
We are men!
A small price to pay for having few/no-lines to the bathroom.
Hoorah!
We are men!
flawed_ethics
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Agreed. One doesn't save any time pissing in a urinal than one would on the crapper. (Unless one likes to rest on the toilet - after all, relaxation is key). I do believe some time is saved in routine - some people seem to have routines in going to the toilet. But that's only a few seconds.
However, I think the urinals save space that is otherwise taken by the larger toilets. You can usually cram more urinals in a bathroom than toilets.
I could be wrong though - I usually am. I'm not a bathroom designer.
However, I think the urinals save space that is otherwise taken by the larger toilets. You can usually cram more urinals in a bathroom than toilets.
I could be wrong though - I usually am. I'm not a bathroom designer.
Shaq said:
It's that realisation that while you thought it was all out there was that one little squirt left, just waiting for the twist of the hips turning away before it flys loose.
Compounded by the fact you're wearing suede shoes... DAMMIT!
