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Woodmiester said:
Not only is it fucking so, I've got the picture!!!

It's a good thing I somewhat knew what to fucking expect, or I'd have spewed the clean keyboard for fucking sure!!!! :D

Good fucking morning!!! Just a drive by fuck....

Wing....good to see you my friend. Sunny and crisp here this morning as well. I'll work up a sweat though, hauling this fucking dresser and chair up three flights. LOL

Sassy....nice to see the fucking sass coming back wench. :rose:
Heh, 5 fucking days is only enough to whet our appetites, but I'll make sure we enjoy every fucking minute of it!!! :devil:

Arden....guess this means outdoor fucking season is officially over!
Damn, there were a few semi-public places I wanted to try out yet this year...:p :devil: :D

Moo....you missed my evil eyed, sharp toothed catch from a couple fucking years ago!!! Heh, found this for you and the Duck....hehehehe :devil:
 
Kayte... where the fuck are you?

Well, I had to turn on the fucking heat last night, this is the earliest I can remember having to do it so far. Thank God the fucking boiler worked lol... the hiss of steam coming from the radiator valves was music to my fucking ears. ;)

Have a great fucking day, kayte... and don't bogart the fucking Tarnex lol! :rose:
 
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sassykat said:
Hi ya Gem_tiger! I am kinda a fucking "irregular" around here, just get to drop in occasionally anymore. Been hanging around this fucking thread for over a year now. Nice to meet ya!! I am just a pussy cat, but I like cats of all kinds...LOL! ;)

BTW~ I love that av...why would ya change it? Course Woody can probably come up with something pretty fucking cool. His is a fucking favorite of mine and most of the other fuckettes here too!

Hi Sassykat ............... it's is wonderful to make your acquaintance ................... or, it's fucking great to meet you.
Pop in whenever you can, there's no pressure but, I for one didn't realise just how much I have missed you guys lately so it's good that you get to pop in and keep in touch.
As they say, Good Friends are the family that YOU choose.

I had a cuppla avs and, when Woody was changing his more often than he changed his 'skid-knicks', I used to change mine occassionally just so's people didn't get bored wiv the same one ..... I see 69forever has changed his (so have you, haven't you?)

Anyhow, yup, Woody is a grand master at 'ridiculous' and very funny moving gifs ... he has my fucking sense of humor too.

:rose: :devil:
 
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Gem_tiger said:
Hi Sassykat ............... it's is wonderful to make your acquaintance ................... or, it's fucking great to meet you.
Pop in whenever you can, there's no pressure but, I for one didn't realise just how much I have missed you guys lately so it's good that you get to pop in and keep in touch.
As they say, Good Friends are the family that YOU choose.

I had a cuppla avs and, when Woody was changing his more often than he changed his 'skid-knicks', I used to change mine occassionally just so's people didn't get bored wiv the same one ..... I see 69forever has changed his (so have you, haven't you?)

Anyhow, yup, Woody is a grand master at 'ridiculous' and very funny moving gifs ... he has my fucking sense of humor too.

:rose: :devil:
Fuck me Silly and Call me A Bitch.. its my Fav Fucker here on Lit.. ltns Gemmy i have fucking missed u
 
Fuck me?.......HEY!....fuck you, you fucking fuckface. Yeah, I said Fuck you! Right. Wanna make something of it, you fucking fuck?
 
Paco833 said:
Fuck me?.......HEY!....fuck you, you fucking fuckface. Yeah, I said Fuck you! Right. Wanna make something of it, you fucking fuck?
what the fuck is ur problem
 
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psyche said:
Well, I fucking have some time to catch up now you fucker! LOL! So I am fucking totally barking mad am I? ;) Nothing that a little electroconvulsive shock therapy wouldn't take care of.

Can I help it if I've tried to take matters into my own hands, so to fucking speak.............I mean it is electric, and it does make me convulse..........I think that's pretty damn close! ;)

[COLOR=sea-green]{{{{{{{{{ Gem sneaks a peek around, checking that that the fucking psycho-maniac is busy }}}}} [/COLOR]

LMFAO -------------- like I was saying folks ... Barkin'

Actually Psyche, I really believe you would benefit a lot more if I administerd your therapy ((((( slobber, drool )))) of course, I also believe strongly in the Dr Tiggy's Internal Back Support ............ LOL


Oh fuck ................ I've shot all over the fuckin keyboard .........

I really must learn not to place the coffee mug so near when I type


:rose: :devil: :D
 
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Gem_tiger said:
[COLOR=sea-green]{{{{{{{{{ Gem sneaks a peek around, checking that that the fucking psycho-maniac is busy }}}}} [/COLOR]

LMFAO -------------- like I was saying folks ... Barkin'

Actually Psyche, I really believe you would benefit a lot more if I administerd your therapy ((((( slobber, drool )))) of course, I also believe strongly in the Dr Tiggy's Internal Back Support ............ LOL


Oh fuck ................ I've shot all over the fuckin keyboard .........

I really must learn not to place the coffee mug so near when I type


:rose: :devil: :D
what the fuck gemmy what about me
 
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Devil_d0ll said:
Fuck me Silly and Call me A Bitch.. its my Fav Fucker here on Lit.. ltns Gemmy i have fucking missed u


Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, D-D :kiss: :heart: how the fuck are you babe?? I haven't seen you around for ages. Nothing would give me greater pleasure than to fuck you silly but, sadly, my donger can only reach the Azores .. Any chance of you nipping over there? LMFAO.

Fuck me?.......HEY!....fuck you, you fucking fuckface. Yeah, I said Fuck you! Right. Wanna make something of it, you fucking fuck?

Who the fuck is this Dog's-Cock??? Paco, you'd better be kidding you fuckwit, otherwise there's a lot of fuckers here to defend the Thread's Mistress .................. say sorry or fuck off!!

Sorry, where was I ............. Oh yeah, you need to change the av darlin' ............ otherwise I'm gonna be spending a lot of time in the bathroom 'attending to urgent business' LMAO
 
Arden said:
Isn't it always fucking time? :D



Wonders how many fucking vibes the Professor has stashed in her office... ~wicked grin~ :p

LOL! That little fucking pink one is fucking history.........I think it's time that I did some toy shopping. One of my friends told me about Sue Johanson's web site where she rates the toys! I saw some that look pretty fucking interesting.............:D One of them is made in Germany.........German engineering! I could use a fucking toy that I don't have to fucking rewire every fucking time I use it! I also want something that's waterproof..........so I can use it in the shower with the shower hose..........Mmmmmmmm..............
 
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sassykat said:
LMFAO!!! Never fucking thought of it like that psyche, but now that I think about it, I think I need some intensive fucking therapy!!! At least 2-3 times a day for the next...let's see, several years! LOL!!! :p

Sounds like we're in the same fucking boat, sassy! Nice to see you here and I hope you have some great days riding around on that oversized vibrator..............
 
Arden said:
Bad boys fucking rock! lol... Morning, Sassy!

Thanks, I like the av a lot ~wicked grin~ I wish I could say that it's me, but it's close enough. Yep, legs about the right length, hand reaching for that perfect fucking place... Oh fuck! Can I borrow your fucking bike? lol!!! :eek: :D :p

Sometimes those fucking bad boys are just too fucking bad........:(
 
Arden said:
*Dancing around the fuck room totally fucking nekkid* :D

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck ............. what did I miss then????

Actually, I'm glad I did ..................... my bollocks can't take much more of all this fuckin' erotic stuff .... shit man, I'm as fuckin' hard as a chocolate frog and not even got a porny pic ..... just you Fuckettes getting me going .................. Cut it out you bad bunch of *@%£$*.... otherwise you'll ALL have to suffer a Dr Tiggy's Internal Back Support!!!

You have been warned :kiss: :kiss: :rose: :devil:
 
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Arden said:
Kayte... where the fuck are you?

Well, I had to turn on the fucking heat last night, this is the earliest I can remember having to do it so far. Thank God the fucking boiler worked lol... the hiss of steam coming from the radiator valves was music to my fucking ears. ;)

Have a great fucking day, kayte... and don't bogart the fucking Tarnex lol! :rose:

I love that fucking sound. I've had steam heat before and I will never forget the sound of the valves hissing and popping. We painted the boiler fire engine red with black details - it was fucking cool!
 
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Gem_tiger said:
[COLOR=sea-green]{{{{{{{{{ Gem sneaks a peek around, checking that that the fucking psycho-maniac is busy }}}}} [/COLOR]

LMFAO -------------- like I was saying folks ... Barkin'

Actually Psyche, I really believe you would benefit a lot more if I administerd your therapy ((((( slobber, drool )))) of course, I also believe strongly in the Dr Tiggy's Internal Back Support ............ LOL


Oh fuck ................ I've shot all over the fuckin keyboard .........

I really must learn not to place the coffee mug so near when I type


:rose: :devil: :D


LMAO! Dr Tiggy's Internal Back Support! :D Fuck me Gemmy - no wonder we all fucking missed you so much...........:D And watch where you're aiming that thing! Don't miss next time!
 
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Devil_d0ll said:
what the fuck gemmy what about me


{{{{{{{{ Gem slaps himself on his turgid c**k, "Bad gemmy" and again "Bad Gemmy" ..... phwooaaaarrhh}}}}}}}}


I have punished myself D-D, everyone knows that the hostess cums first .............. heh heh


Ahhhhhhhhhhhh fukkit, I've just gotta play with myself ........ turn around and stop looking, you bunch of fucking pervs ... LMAO:devil:

:kiss::p :kiss::p (( one for each nipple D-D )) and :p :p {{ sluuurp}} ..... mmmmmmmmmmm I just love hairy pie and chips :devil:
 
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psyche said:
LMAO! Dr Tiggy's Internal Back Support! :D Fuck me Gemmy - no wonder we all fucking missed you so much...........:D And watch where you're aiming that thing! Don't miss next time!


:eek: :confused: :eek: Oh Fuck!!! Things are getting REALbad ... Didn't realise I'd missed last time although I should have known ....... it's very rare that you have a good shag and get your 'bell-end' covered in cat food!! Perhaps we shouldn't do it in the kitchen in future, huh???
:devil:
 
TantaLiza said:
Gem.... I'd love to watch the shit hit the fuckin fan between you and Woody!!! I may even join... in if ya don't mind??!! :D :devil:


Tryin out some fuckin new avs... gettin a bit more brave, aren't I?? ~giggle~

69... Glad to hear your move is about over!! Understand the fuckin rummage pile!! BIG FUCKIN TIME!!!! :D

Kayte... Hope your day was grand also!! :rose:


Gonna lurk a bit more then head to fuckin bed... gotta be at the Dr's office by 9am. I'm a fuckin basket case when it comes to the unfuckinknown!!! ~sigh~

Laters.... :kiss: :kiss:

Good fucking afternoon {{{{{{{{{Liza}}}}}}}}} Keeping you in my thoughts and prayers... Hope it all goes well for you darling!!!!
 
Ammo44 said:
Liza,
I bet everything turns out AOK...and you will be relieved.....:kiss: :rose: ;)


Good fucking afternoon {{{{Ammo}}}} Hope you have a good day!!!
 
69forever said:
Alright...I've waited all fucking day for mfs to come and post some fucking fish pics!!! Enough is enough. I'll just have to put out some fucking eye candy to bait him in.

This won me a two night stay in the condos overlooking the harbor...5th place. It was a bone chilling fucking weekend!!!!


Good fucking afternoon!!! (((((((((((((((69))))))))) :kiss:

Grand Fisherman's Eyecandy
 
MT_Pitcher said:
Liza
new AV???
fuck Fuck FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah......

To quote Mr. Rogers
Won't you be my neighbor???:devil:


Good fucking afternoon MT ~ Liza does have a fabulous AV !!! Hope you are having a great day!!!
 
Originally posted by TantaLiza
Gem.... I'd love to watch the shit hit the fuckin fan between you and Woody!!! I may even join... in if ya don't mind??!!



The more the merrier ' Liza .......... Woody is a bit of a (( fuck, no matter what I say here, the fucker will turn it around .. shit, shit, shit ))
Okay, I am not as sic as Woody and I often struggle to match his slick wit and sharp repartee.

So, anyone game for shit-slinging, jump in ................. just as long as we know you are slinging shit for fun.

:devil: :rose:
 
69forever said:
I ran across some pics while sorting stuff, heaven forbid be organized enough to have them in fucking albums!!! :eek:

It's fucking slow....I like showing off my work, even if it is at play.

That is a fucking wonderful Lovely sunset :D
 
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69forever said:
Sometimes you don't!!! This fucker used to torment my fucking cat, laughing at the fucker as he jumped from tree to telephone pole. Finally they came to a truce. LOL Too fucking funny!


Stinky's tormenter

I remember a neighbor's cat and a squirrel getting into it. Boy was the cat surprised when the squirrel turned on it when the cat caught it. Boy that cat took off like a shot, and the squirrel went after it!

That cat was never the same.

Glad Stinky and that fucker worked it out.
 
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