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lmfuckingaolongcat said:
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kayte said:Polishing fucking halo.......
Speaking of "lunch", what time and where?
Figuring if not 'til Wednesday marks should be gone, and I should be able to sit without a pillow too.....
LOL....now how the fuck did I know that???
Must have been one long fucking plane ride....heh, can see it now.
*Kayte asking the stewardess for a fucking pillow, and sitting on it*
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u know what im about to be fucking up too so ill see u all fucking latermrgeleven said:
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Devil_d0ll said:ok i just tried to fucking attach some fucking pics of me sucking cock but the files are too fucking big.. so go look at them in my photos
more to come tonite
Good fucking evening Dd ~ You mean we can do that here?
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69forever said:LOL....now how the fuck did I know that???
Must have been one long fucking plane ride....heh, can see it now.
*Kayte asking the stewardess for a fucking pillow, and sitting on it*
Hmmm.... Were the stewardesses feeling sorry for me, and is that why they gave me extra warm chocolate chip cookies?
Yes I flew fucking Midex.....
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Remember that, the next time you're on the receiving end of anal sex. It only FEELS like the Chrysler Building shoved up your ass
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Remember that, the next time you're on the receiving end of anal sex. It only FEELS like the Chrysler Building shoved up your ass
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just a fucking repeated joke
A small Alabama Wild Animal Park acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Reflecting on their problem, the park administrator thought of Eddie Standen, a redneck part-time intern, who was responsible for cleaning the animal's cages.
Eddie, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The park administrator thought they might have a solution. Eddie was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?
Eddie showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Eddie announced that he would accept their offer, but only under the following four conditions.
A. "First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her on the lips."
The park administrator quickly agreed to this condition.
B. "Second," Eddie said, "you must never tell anyone about this."
The park administrator again readily agreed to this condition.
C. "Third," Eddie said, "I want all the offspring to be raised
Southern Baptist." Once again the administrator agreed.
D. And last of all Eddie stated: "You've got to give me another week to come up with the $500.00."
A small Alabama Wild Animal Park acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Reflecting on their problem, the park administrator thought of Eddie Standen, a redneck part-time intern, who was responsible for cleaning the animal's cages.
Eddie, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The park administrator thought they might have a solution. Eddie was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?
Eddie showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Eddie announced that he would accept their offer, but only under the following four conditions.
A. "First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her on the lips."
The park administrator quickly agreed to this condition.
B. "Second," Eddie said, "you must never tell anyone about this."
The park administrator again readily agreed to this condition.
C. "Third," Eddie said, "I want all the offspring to be raised
Southern Baptist." Once again the administrator agreed.
D. And last of all Eddie stated: "You've got to give me another week to come up with the $500.00."
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and here I thought everyone was in fucking bed. fucking or something
yo 69 hope your nights gone good
yo 69 hope your nights gone good
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i was getting fucked here they areWoodmiester said:
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