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ExtrmMiho said:
This thread lookings fucking interesting. So, people just come here and fuck around?
yup, that's fucking basically it, Extrm :)
 
Jail said:
you poor fucker :cool:



did ya at least do some laundry while you were in there? :rolleyes:

Nope.....but I did happen to find your lost fucking sex toy collection. A mouse drug it by muttering something about clutter and cobwebs.

How ya been sexy one?
 
ExtrmMiho said:
This thread lookings fucking interesting. So, people just come here and fuck around?

Yup....that's just about it. Lots of fucking and sometimes a little fucking but mainly it's all about the fucking.

Arrggghhhhhh Welcome aboard matey. Mind the slippery dick and batton the wenches.

Or something like that!
 
carverII said:
Nope.....but I did happen to find your lost fucking sex toy collection. A mouse drug it by muttering something about clutter and cobwebs.

How ya been sexy one?
well then maybe you shoulda found a better fucking hiding place for it. :rolleyes:


i've been great thanks, babes. spent about a week in Melbourne, and now waiting to go for a week to Perth and Adalaide. :p
 
what the fuck is up with the fucking Fuck thread? i found it on the fucking 6th page!! :eek:

where the fuck is everyone?

i need my fucking kayte and snookums fixes *fucking sobs*
 
Devil_d0ll said:
its my favorite word it has many definitions.. whats ur fav way to use it???

the rules are simple... use a form of the word fuck in every post... dont fucking cyber every fucking page.. it gets fucking old.. AND if you dont like how i do things here dont fucking post.. its that easy

Doll

I posted this about six months ago. I hope no one minds a re-post.

Yes, the word Fuck has many definitions and many ways to use it. Perhaps you will read this and improve your language skills.


Fuck

The word “FUCK is perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language. It is the magical word, which just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, “FUCK” falls to grammatical categorism. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Paige) and intransitive (Paige was fucked by John). It can be an active verb (John fucked Paige) or an adverb (Paige is fucking interested in John), and as a noun (Paige is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Paige is fucking beautiful). As you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of “FUCK”.

Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

GREETING……………………HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU?
FRAUD………………………...I GOT FUCKED BY THE CAR DEALER
DISMAY……………………….OH, FUCK IT!
TROUBLE……………………..WELL, I GUESS I’M FUCKED NOW
AGGRESSION………………...FUCK YOU
DISGUST………………………FUCK ME
CONFUSION………………….WHAT THE FUCK….?
DIFFICULTY………………….I DON”Y UNDERSTAND THIS FUCKING
BUSINESS
DESPAIR………………………FUCKED AGAIN
INCOMPETENCE…………….HE FUCKS UP EVERYTHING
DISPLEASURE…………….....WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?
LOST…………………………..WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE?
DISBELIEF……………………UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!
RETALIATION……………….UP YOUR FUCKING ASS!!!

• It can be used as an anatomical description--“He’s a fucking asshole.”
• It can be used to tell time--“It’s five fucking thirty.”
• It can used in business--“How did I end up with this fucking job?”
• It can be used maternal--as in “Motherfucker”
• It can be political--as in Fuck George Bush


And never forget General Custer’s last words, “Where did all them fucking Indians come from?” Also, the immortal words of the captain of the Titanic, who said, “Where is all this fucking water coming from?”

The mind fairly boggles at the creative uses of the word. How can anyone be offended when you say “fuck”? Use it frequently in your daily speech, it will add to your prestige.
 
Jail said:
what the fuck is up with the fucking Fuck thread? i found it on the fucking 6th page!! :eek:

where the fuck is everyone?

i need my fucking kayte and snookums fixes *fucking sobs*
((((Jail)))) :rose: still waiting on my 'fucking' roo, or koala, or wallaby... hell, i'm not picky :p :D

where's roze? i miss you... :( :kiss:

kayte... hope you're having a wonderful time with your folks! :rose:

Lucky... let's get together for lunch soon :rose:

Psyche... where the fuck are you? :kiss:
 
thinking of those beautiful "bluebird wishes"...

Paige. said:
I posted this about six months ago. I hope no one minds a re-post.

Yes, the word Fuck has many definitions and many ways to use it. Perhaps you will read this and improve your language skills.


Fuck...
Paige! welcome to the fucking fuck thread, it's good to see you again! :rose:
 
Arden said:
Paige! welcome to the fucking fuck thread, it's good to see you again! :rose:

Hi Arden,
Thanks for the welcome! I say with all sincerity and love... You occupy a very special place in my heart. You are special my friend. :heart: :rose:

Now, down to business.
Fuckity, fuck, fuck! Today is hump day and I haven't been fucked since fucking Saturday night.
 
Arden said:
((((Jail)))) :rose: still waiting on my 'fucking' roo, or koala, or wallaby... hell, i'm not picky :p :D

where's roze? i miss you... :( :kiss:

kayte... hope you're having a wonderful time with your folks! :rose:

Lucky... let's get together for lunch soon :rose:

Psyche... where the fuck are you? :kiss:
((((Arden)))) :rose: well i still gotta wrestle a good one to the ground. i can't just send you any ole "roo", koala or wallaby.

geez, now i gotta fucking wrestle 4 koalas. they seem to fucking be in demand lately :rolleyes:
 
manofsteel52 said:
hello and happy hump day, all you fuckers & fuckees! ;)
(((((((((((MoS))))))))) :kiss: :kiss:

*shifts in my seat* how the fuck are you doing, baby?



hi there, Paige :) :rose:
 
Paige. said:
I posted this about six months ago. I hope no one minds a re-post.

Yes, the word Fuck has many definitions and many ways to use it. Perhaps you will read this and improve your language skills.


Fuck

The word “FUCK is perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language. It is the magical word, which just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, “FUCK” falls to grammatical categorism. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Paige) and intransitive (Paige was fucked by John). It can be an active verb (John fucked Paige) or an adverb (Paige is fucking interested in John), and as a noun (Paige is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Paige is fucking beautiful). As you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of “FUCK”.

Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

GREETING……………………HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU?
FRAUD………………………...I GOT FUCKED BY THE CAR DEALER
DISMAY……………………….OH, FUCK IT!
TROUBLE……………………..WELL, I GUESS I’M FUCKED NOW
AGGRESSION………………...FUCK YOU
DISGUST………………………FUCK ME
CONFUSION………………….WHAT THE FUCK….?
DIFFICULTY………………….I DON”Y UNDERSTAND THIS FUCKING
BUSINESS
DESPAIR………………………FUCKED AGAIN
INCOMPETENCE…………….HE FUCKS UP EVERYTHING
DISPLEASURE…………….....WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?
LOST…………………………..WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE?
DISBELIEF……………………UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!
RETALIATION……………….UP YOUR FUCKING ASS!!!

• It can be used as an anatomical description--“He’s a fucking asshole.”
• It can be used to tell time--“It’s five fucking thirty.”
• It can used in business--“How did I end up with this fucking job?”
• It can be used maternal--as in “Motherfucker”
• It can be political--as in Fuck George Bush


And never forget General Custer’s last words, “Where did all them fucking Indians come from?” Also, the immortal words of the captain of the Titanic, who said, “Where is all this fucking water coming from?”

The mind fairly boggles at the creative uses of the word. How can anyone be offended when you say “fuck”? Use it frequently in your daily speech, it will add to your prestige.

or as the Mayor of Hiroshima asked "what the fuck was that?"
 
Arden said:
Lucky... let's get together for lunch soon :rose:

{{{{{Arden}}}}} :rose: You have a PM waiting. :)

**********************************************************

{{{{{{{{{{Katie}}}}}}}}}} :kiss: :heart: I know your having a great visit with your parents and I'm so happy for you. Chat with you soon.

{{{{{{{{{{Jail}}}}}}}}}}}} :kiss: :heart: I wanna koala too. :D

{{{{{{{{{{Rose}}}}}}}}}}} :kiss: :heart: Talk about me missing in action. Give us a shout darlin and let us know your okay.

And hey to the rest of you fuckers!
 
Jail said:
(((((((((((MoS))))))))) :kiss: :kiss:

*shifts in my seat* how the fuck are you doing, baby?



hi there, Paige :) :rose:

Fucking hi there to you too Jail!! :rose:
How the fuck are you? You are fucking beautiful. :kiss:
 
Good fucking evening everyone!

My parents are pulling out in the morning and so now I have a bit of time to try and catch up here on Lit.

It was a wonderful time with them.

Hope it was a wonderful weekend for all!
 
well fucking A...



how the fuck is everyone tonight?


And happy fucking fathers day to the daddies in the thread. :nana:
 
skittles_lm said:
well fucking A...



how the fuck is everyone tonight?


And happy fucking fathers day to the daddies in the thread. :nana:



Fucking tackles {{{{{{{{{{{Skittles}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} :kiss: :heart: It is so fantastic to see you! :p
 
kayte said:
Fucking tackles {{{{{{{{{{{Skittles}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} :kiss: :heart: It is so fantastic to see you! :p



Aaagggghhhh! fuck woman, warn a girl!

It's fucking great to see you too. thought I'd come back to my favorite old haunt for a bit.

I'm fucking lonely and worried tonight. *grrr* I was fucking hoping you'd be here :kiss:
 
Paige. said:
I posted this about six months ago. I hope no one minds a re-post.

Yes, the word Fuck has many definitions and many ways to use it. Perhaps you will read this and improve your language skills.


Fuck

The word “FUCK is perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language. It is the magical word, which just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, “FUCK” falls to grammatical categorism. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Paige) and intransitive (Paige was fucked by John). It can be an active verb (John fucked Paige) or an adverb (Paige is fucking interested in John), and as a noun (Paige is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Paige is fucking beautiful). As you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of “FUCK”.

Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

GREETING……………………HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU?
FRAUD………………………...I GOT FUCKED BY THE CAR DEALER
DISMAY……………………….OH, FUCK IT!
TROUBLE……………………..WELL, I GUESS I’M FUCKED NOW
AGGRESSION………………...FUCK YOU
DISGUST………………………FUCK ME
CONFUSION………………….WHAT THE FUCK….?
DIFFICULTY………………….I DON”Y UNDERSTAND THIS FUCKING
BUSINESS
DESPAIR………………………FUCKED AGAIN
INCOMPETENCE…………….HE FUCKS UP EVERYTHING
DISPLEASURE…………….....WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?
LOST…………………………..WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE?
DISBELIEF……………………UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!
RETALIATION……………….UP YOUR FUCKING ASS!!!

• It can be used as an anatomical description--“He’s a fucking asshole.”
• It can be used to tell time--“It’s five fucking thirty.”
• It can used in business--“How did I end up with this fucking job?”
• It can be used maternal--as in “Motherfucker”
• It can be political--as in Fuck George Bush


And never forget General Custer’s last words, “Where did all them fucking Indians come from?” Also, the immortal words of the captain of the Titanic, who said, “Where is all this fucking water coming from?”

The mind fairly boggles at the creative uses of the word. How can anyone be offended when you say “fuck”? Use it frequently in your daily speech, it will add to your prestige.


you forgot my favorite... why don't you run off and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?
 
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