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aaron32 said:


I didn't mean just for fucking you. I meant for us. I need to slide the fuck in pretty quick or I gonna die of cum on the fucking brain disease from all the back up. I need my fucking pipes cleaned!!!

I fucking knew what you meant, I was just fucking with you! I need the same thing from the female point of view honey!
 
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Unregistered said:


You were fucking missed last night.

Margaritas are my fav fucking drink and my fav way to get fucked up. Lime, on the rocks, with salt around the rim. mmm, mmm, fucking good.

I got fucking lucky 'cause the waitress fucked up and brought me an extra drink that I didn't order. Freebie on the house!

That's fucking great luscious! Margaritas are the fucking best! I missed you guys too.
 
psyche said:


I fucking knew what you meant, I was just fucking with you! I need the same thing from the female point of view honey!

jeeez ... there's enough fucking horiness on this thread right now to repopulate the fucking world. let's get to work!
 
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aaron32 said:


jeeez ... there's enough fucking horiness on this thread right now to repopulate the fucking world. let's get to work!

I am willing to fuck you aaron but I don't want to volunteer to repopulate the fucking world!
 
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psyche said:


I am willing to fuck you aaron but I don't want to volunteer to repopulate the fucking world!

that's why we've got to relieve all this potential ... there's already enough fucking people. i mean it's dangerous to let all this fucking sexual energy ready to explode walk around. here on the fuck thread we can deal with it in a reasonable way. kinda like a nuclear waste fucking dump site!

so please psyche, help me dump this hazadous waste :p
 
damn u guys so many fucking pages... well im all fucking moved in.. and i wont have fucking phone service till next fucking week sometime.. so be fucking good ok
 
LusciousRedLips said:


I'm always willing to lend a fucking hand (or some other body part).

and hand will do in a pinch ... if used in the right fucking way
 
aaron32 said:


and hand will do in a pinch ... if used in the right fucking way

Whose hand? Yours or mine? And what fucking way would be the right way?

If you let me use mine, I promise no fucking pinching. Maybe a little stroking, nibbling, fondling, caressing & sucking, but no pinching. Am I getting close to the right way?
 
LusciousRedLips said:


Whose hand? Yours or mine? And what fucking way would be the right way?

If you let me use mine, I promise no fucking pinching. Maybe a little stroking, nibbling, fondling, caressing & sucking, but no pinching. Am I getting close to the right way?

I'm in your fucking hands
 
LusciousRedLips said:


Whose hand? Yours or mine? And what fucking way would be the right way?

If you let me use mine, I promise no fucking pinching. Maybe a little stroking, nibbling, fondling, caressing & sucking, but no pinching. Am I getting close to the right way?

of course i'm willing to offer a come fucking here wiggle of my index finger .... properly placed ... in return :p
 
aaron32 said:


of course i'm willing to offer a come fucking here wiggle of my index finger .... properly placed ... in return :p

fucking good idea. I wish I had thought of it!

you're just fuckolicious full of fucking ideas. Share some more.
 
LusciousRedLips said:


fucking good idea. I wish I had thought of it!

you're just fuckolicious full of fucking ideas. Share some more.

rather than ideas, let's share fucking fluids ...
 
LusciousRedLips said:


you're a horny fucker tonite, ain't ya? Your place or mine?

mine .... i'd like to fuckin' break my place in ... it's still a virgin
 
aaron32 said:


mine .... i'd like to fuckin' break my place in ... it's still a virgin

ok, your place. No fucking virgins allowed around here. we'll fucking try out every fucking room in your place. Where first?
 
LusciousRedLips said:


ok, your place. No fucking virgins allowed around here. we'll fucking try out every fucking room in your place. Where first?

the coupola (sp) ... there's a staircase that leads up from the loft into a small 10x10 room that looks out over the city ... i've wanted to make it a fuck nest every since i bought this place....
 
aaron32 said:


the coupola (sp) ... there's a staircase that leads up from the loft into a small 10x10 room that looks out over the city ... i've wanted to make it a fuck nest every since i bought this place....

what's this fucking fuck nest got in it? a bed, a desk, a big leather chair? Or do we just throw a blanket on the floor and fuck away? Or better yet, we can just fucking stand by the window & look over the city while fucking.
 
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LusciousRedLips said:


what's this fucking fuck nest got in it? a bed, a desk, a big leather chair? Or do we just throw a blanket on the floor and fuck away? Or better yet, we can just fucking stand by the window & look over the city while fucking.

well, i plan on putting a fucking footon (sp) in it so put that in your mind's eye.....
 
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psyche said:


He fucking dreams about it every night!

Don't you fucking know it!!! That's why he'd more likely than not make a good bitch, always needing to wash his sheets from those nighty wetdreams, doing the fucking dishes, wearing some dainty apron around his flat, shit I better stop this fucking description before his fucking hairy ass starts looking good :eek:
 
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LusciousRedLips said:


I've actually seen that fucking water tower. I think it was a fucked up advertisement for a mall.

I'm really a tarheel. . . land of tobacco & cheap cigs. You can take a bite of my moonpie, anyway.

I wish they'd paint the fucking thing, I damn near run off the road everytime I pass the sob

And hope you don't mind if I just nibble some first, pie always taste better when one eats around the edges first :devil:
 
PassionsEcho said:
I hate my fucking life, I fucking hate people, and I hate that I can't fucking sleep!

sounds like your life is pretty fucked up then, so, thanks for fucking sharing
 
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