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Gem_tiger said:



And a very good fucking morning to yooooooooooooooo, sugar

:kiss: :heart: :rose: :kiss: :heart: :rose: :kiss: :heart: :rose:



where ya fucking been lately ???????????????

Good Morning, Gemmy! I took off for a few fucking days to catch up on some much needed rest and recharge the fucking batteries. :kiss:
 
tonitits said:


Good Morning, Gemmy! I took off for a few fucking days to catch up on some much needed rest and recharge the fucking batteries. :kiss:

Woo Hooooooooooooo ... a fucking fully recharged Toni, huh:D


Better watch my fucking ass then:rolleyes:

:kiss: :rose:
 
Gem_tiger said:


Woo Hooooooooooooo ... a fucking fully recharged Toni, huh:D


Better watch my fucking ass then:rolleyes:

:kiss: :rose:

Maybe not totally recharge,but enough so that you better fucking watch out!
 
tonitits said:


Maybe not totally recharge,but enough so that you better fucking watch out!

Hehe .......... ohhhhhh yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhh, I do love a fucking challenge :kiss: :rose: :kiss:
 
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aaron32 said:
good morning psyche!!!! long time, no fuck!!!

How in the fuck did you fucking know it's been a long time for me? Do I look that fucking desperate? How are you fucking doing aaron!
 
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alwaysawake said:


Yeah but you wouldn't kick your fucking dream cops outta bed for eating fucking crackers either...come to think of it--fucking should be an accurate description! :D ;P

You're fucking right about that, they could pretty much eat what ever they fucking wanted to as long as it included me!
 
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Gem_tiger said:


OK, see ya when I fucking can then :kiss: :rose: :kiss:

That's the fucking best you can hope for today - too bad the job applicants aren't fucking worth sleeping with - I could have worked out a fucking deal (literally).
 
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psyche said:


That's the fucking best you can hope for today - too bad the job applicants aren't fucking worth sleeping with - I could have worked out a fucking deal (literally).

LMAO. Who fucking says they're not ........... you never know, they might not look much but they may have a big *wanger* that they know how to fucking use to perfection :D




Wanger = tadger, todger, cock, penis, chocolate frog, cyclops, trouser trout, trouser snake, etc, etc.

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Gem_tiger said:


LMAO. Who fucking says they're not ........... you never know, they might not look much but they may have a big *wanger* that they know how to fucking use to perfection :D




Wanger = tadger, todger, cock, penis, chocolate frog, cyclops, trouser trout, trouser snake, etc, etc.

:kiss: :rose: :kiss:

Well, you're fucking right that initial attraction may not be there but who fucking knows what they could be hiding in their pants! I love the chocolate frog! Never heard of most of those terms, Gemmy. You're going to be single handedly (or chocolate frogedly) responsible for my international risque termonology education! Ever heard - stem end of my bladder! Probably not!
 
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psyche said:


Well, you're fucking right that initial attraction may not be there but who fucking knows what they could be hiding in their pants! I love the chocolate frog! Never heard of most of those terms, Gemmy. You're going to be single handedly (or chocolate frogedly) responsible for my international risque termonology education! Ever heard - stem end of my bladder! Probably not!

LMAO ........... I fucking have now!!!!!!!! Sounds much better than Pork Sword, Mutton Dagger etc :cool:

:kiss: :rose: :kiss:
 
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Gem_tiger said:



I think we're back to fucking Nepatism again ...... and Woody's obviously a fucking ass-licker, a *goody-two-shoes*

is he FUUUUUUUUUUUCK:rolleyes: :devil: You're just shit scared of him ...... hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa :eek: :devil:


I think I might know the .gif problem, whether I can fix the fucker .. that's a different matter!:(

as long as it's fucking on a womens body, ass, pussy, tits, does it really fucking matter? fuck yes I'll kiss it :p
 
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psyche said:


So over there mare is a romantic term? Well, in my mind it does not conjure up images of fucking romance, I just see a wide horses'ass, not very romantic. But I guess if I called you a fucking stallion, you wouldn't take that as a insult would you?
roflamo, hey psyche, you think he maybe wants to be bubbas fucking bitch? :eek:
 
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Gem_tiger said:


Fuck, who started this conversation ....... it had something to do with Woody, it always has, hehehe:eek: :devil:

Oh No You Did Not Fucking Go There did You !!!! Why you douchbag you ...... :D ...... okay okay, I did it, why not, maybe I can round up a pity fuck outta this :eek:
 
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LusciousRedLips said:


I'm fucking confused. . . do you want a moonpie or not?

BTW I'm not fucking down the pike, I actually live down the holler.

Let me see if I can make some fucking sense out of this and get rid of your confusion ....
First, I'll eat your pie, then I'll slide something into your moon and I lay odds you'd fucking holler sum and if Uins can't understand this (not Red cause she knows) maybe a sample of what her state puts up alongside the fucking roadways as a greeting might help y'all see what she'a talkin about
 
well what the fuck

Here I had a few minutes and everyone's fucking off just fucking around and working, but at least I cought the fuck up with the thread, and Hi Toni and AA, hope alls fucking safe in your location
 
psyche said:


How in the fuck did you fucking know it's been a long time for me? Do I look that fucking desperate? How are you fucking doing aaron!

I didn't mean just for fucking you. I meant for us. I need to slide the fuck in pretty quick or I gonna die of cum on the fucking brain disease from all the back up. I need my fucking pipes cleaned!!!
 
aaron32 said:


I didn't mean just for fucking you. I meant for us. I need to slide the fuck in pretty quick or I gonna die of cum on the fucking brain disease from all the back up. I need my fucking pipes cleaned!!!

That sounds like a horrible fucking disease. Can I be of any fucking assistance?
 
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psyche said:


Fucking lucky you, I fucking love margaritas! My favorite fucking drink! Got off early fucking sorry I missed you guys.

You were fucking missed last night.

Margaritas are my fav fucking drink and my fav way to get fucked up. Lime, on the rocks, with salt around the rim. mmm, mmm, fucking good.

I got fucking lucky 'cause the waitress fucked up and brought me an extra drink that I didn't order. Freebie on the house!
 
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Gem_tiger said:


LMAO ........... I fucking have now!!!!!!!! Sounds much better than Pork Sword, Mutton Dagger etc :cool:

:kiss: :rose: :kiss:

Gemmy, you are so fucking entertaining!
 
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Woodmiester said:

roflamo, hey psyche, you think he maybe wants to be bubbas fucking bitch? :eek:

He fucking dreams about it every night!
 
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Woodmiester said:


Let me see if I can make some fucking sense out of this and get rid of your confusion ....
First, I'll eat your pie, then I'll slide something into your moon and I lay odds you'd fucking holler sum and if Uins can't understand this (not Red cause she knows) maybe a sample of what her state puts up alongside the fucking roadways as a greeting might help y'all see what she'a talkin about

I've actually seen that fucking water tower. I think it was a fucked up advertisement for a mall.

I'm really a tarheel. . . land of tobacco & cheap cigs. You can take a bite of my moonpie, anyway.
 
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