"Fuck"

[techsan]

I tried but the fucking phone was busy, tech

"I'm sorry. All fucking operators are currently busy. But your fucking call is fucking important to us. Please hang on and the next operator to cum will answer your fucking call as fucking soon as fucking possible. Thank you for your fucking patience...*beep*"

 

[techsan]

How about a pic of you, with a fucking big red bow, wrapped around it?

Sorry, Jail. I don't have the fucking equipment ... nor a fucking big red bow.

 

[techsan]

No, I'm not kidding. This fucking Canadian weather is the shits. Now I was just told it's gonna be about 40 above for christmas. Fuck, I'm gonna be pissed if it's true.

Holy fuck! 40 above! and you guys go by celsius, right? let's see ~mumble, mumble, multiple, mumble, divide, mumble, add, mumble~ that's about 104 F right? Now that's hot! ... oh, you WERE using F, huh? I thought that just stood for FUCK.

 

[Jail]

Holy fuck! 40 above! and you guys go by celsius, right? let's see ~mumble, mumble, multiple, mumble, divide, mumble, add, mumble~ that's about 104 F right? Now that's hot! ... oh, you WERE using F, huh? I thought that just stood for FUCK.

lmaooooooo oh fuck if it was 40 above C here, I'd be naked and running around the fucking yard.

No, thats F, babes........about 8 C

 

[techsan]

*ring ring.............ring r-r-r-rinng*

techsan: *breathes heavily* helloooooo?
Jail: is ponyboy there?
techsan: it'ssssssss meeeeeeee babyyyyyyyyy
Jail: mmmm fuck you got a nice voice. How come it sounds kinda raspy?
techsan: I've been busy all day, trying to make some extra money.
Jail: ah ok. how much you got now?
techsan: Right now, about 10 inches.
Jail: holy fuck!!!! *faints*

ROTLMFAO

 

[Jail]

ROTLMFAO

fucking

 

[techsan]

thank you very fucking much i aim to please

*fucking bows, n' shit*

Hey, Arch, I love your fucking *... n' shit* add-ons.

Gotta ask...is that av real or is it Memorex?

 

[techsan]

:::respectfully bends the fuck over:::

I love to fucking give and recieve.

In THAT case ... we're gonna go at it till that pretty little tushie is bright pink. Ah One! Ah Two! Ah Three! ...

 

[techsan]

Yes, I fucking believe so yet I've never seen a pic

Tis better to remain fucking silent and be thought a fool than to open one's fucking mouth and remove all doubt. I think I shall be fucking silent...*sniff*

 

[techsan]

No fuck in that post. Prepare to recieve...

:::wets hand to leave better mark:::

Fuck! Just gave one red ass, guess I'm gonna get one now *bending over obediently*

 

[kayte]

I was thinking more like fucking tongue, or fucking mouth

It all sounds fucking fantastic to me!

 

[techsan]

lmaooooooo oh fuck if it was 40 above C here, I'd be naked and running around the fucking yard.

No, thats F, babes........about 8 C

Wait, hold that fucking thought, Jail ***techie, loading arms, backpack, both hands with high-powered fucking heaters and sunlamps, runs to car, tosses 'em all in back and guns car toward Canada***

 

[Jail]

It all sounds fucking fantastic to me!

Fuckin' eh, hun

 

[Jail]

Wait, hold that fucking thought, Jail ***techie, loading arms, backpack, both hands with high-powered fucking heaters and sunlamps, runs to car, tosses 'em all in back and guns car toward Canada***

ooOOOooo I finally get the fucking christmas present I always wanted.........Techie, heat, and his fucking concealed weapon. (just leave the other weapons at home, babes, you won't need 'em)

 

[techsan]

ooOOOooo I finally get the fucking christmas present I always wanted.........Techie, heat, and his fucking concealed weapon. (just leave the other weapons at home, babes, you won't need 'em)

Ok, babes ... just wanted the opportunity to chase you around the fucking back yard nekkid for a while but ... fuck! I could settle for some fucking! Wish I HAD that 10 incher ... might find a little strange pussy with that, huh? Sorry, I don't measure up to that standard. But if you'd like some long slow tongue and then a fucking slow fuck with my "tool kit", I'd love to accomodate...?!?

 

[Jail]

Ok, babes ... just wanted the opportunity to chase you around the fucking back yard nekkid for a while but ... fuck! I could settle for some fucking! Wish I HAD that 10 incher ... might find a little strange pussy with that, huh? Sorry, I don't measure up to that standard. But if you'd like some long slow tongue and then a fucking slow fuck with my "tool kit", I'd love to accomodate...?!?

It's not the size of the weapon, it's the fear of the attack. Tongue fucking and tool fucking I can accomodate real fucking well, babes

 

[Jail]

Yay!!!!!!!!! It's finally fucking Friday. Good morning, fuckers! hugsssssssssssss and 's to all who want 'em.

 

[techsan]

It's not the size of the weapon, it's the fear of the attack. Tongue fucking and tool fucking I can accomodate real fucking well, babes

"Hello, Northworst? When's your next fucking flight to Alberta?"

 

[techsan]

Yay!!!!!!!!! It's finally fucking Friday. Good morning, fuckers! hugsssssssssssss and 's to all who want 'em.

Well, I fucking want 'em, babe. And here's some good morning nuzzles and nibbles back at ya...!

 

[Jail]

"Hello, Northworst? When's your next fucking flight to Alberta?"

G'morning, Tech *grabs you and hugs you fucking tight* The next flight leaves in about 5 minutes. I'll be waiting at the airport for you. I'll be wearing nothing but a fucking smile.

 

[Jail]

Well, I fucking want 'em, babe. And here's some good morning nuzzles and nibbles back at ya...!

Oh fuck, yesssssssssssssssss. Gets all squirmy and stuff

 

[tn_8tiv]

TGI Fucking Friday

 

[69forever]

I'm great now that I'm fucking home. How's the tongue this afternoon?

The tongue's in need of some exercise....even if I'm flat on my back. LoL!

Fuck, I hate winter. Walked out to head to class this morning, hit a patch of ice and took a header. I need a change of latitude and a change of fucking attitude!

I swear this is my last fucking winter up here.

 

[tn_8tiv]

The tongue's in need of some exercise....even if I'm flat on my back. LoL!

Fuck, I hate winter. Walked out to head to class this morning, hit a patch of ice and took a header. I need a change of latitude and a change of fucking attitude!

I swear this is my last fucking winter up here.

Hey 69..it's not much better down here in fucking Dixie...ice everywhere.

 

[69forever]

OH BOY "Sant 69" is offering me his fucking lap again what were we going to talk about? oh yeah, the first thing that "pops up"

Heh, you do fucking know me.

Who says a man is at his sexual peak at 18???