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kayte
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69forever said:Now THAT"S definitely ME!!!! Sweet, innocent and angelic.....^_^
*furiously polishing my fucking halo*
Hearing rumbling in the sky....
Handing 69 another can of the polish... My, that rumble and the fucking sky is clear!!!
MT_Pitcher
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kayte said:A fucking TENS unit is a low voltage medical electrical stimulation device. Normally used to relieve back spasms.... But there are pervertable applications...
And some really fucking neat attachments...
Show him the Eros site electro.....
kayte
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MT_Pitcher said:And some really fucking neat attachments...
Show him the Eros site electro.....
Or from the BDSM Talk thread here.
TENS What is your experience?
69forever
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kayte said:A fucking TENS unit is a low voltage medical electrical stimulation device. Normally used to relieve back spasms.... But there are pervertable applications...
Ohhhhh, I know full well what they are. Used one for my back already. It was thinking of "other" applications that made me fucking sit up and take notice!!! Hmmmmm, muscle twitches.....
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Fucking hello!!!...............
Had a lovely fucking Monday evening and an equally lovely fucking Tuesday..even though I did get lost going to fucking Novi..and even though I was helping another store...even though I have my fucking own shit to do at my own store...but....tonight proves to be even fucking lovely!!!!!!!!!! Making a pot of lobster stew and some bisquits for me and the duck...and then...well...I'm sure we'll fucking think of something to do..................
<like hang pictures!!> lmaoooooooooo <teasing..I told him there's only one thing I want him to fucking hammer........ >
Had a lovely fucking Monday evening
and an equally lovely fucking Tuesday..even though I did get lost going to fucking Novi..and even though I was helping another store...even though I have my fucking own shit to do at my own store...but....tonight proves to be even fucking lovely!!!!!!!!!! Making a pot of lobster stew and some bisquits for me and the duck...and then...well...I'm sure we'll fucking think of something to do..................<like hang pictures!!> lmaoooooooooo <teasing..I told him there's only one thing I want him to fucking hammer........
>
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Hi {{{{{{{{{{{{{Liza}}}}}}}}}}}}}TantaLiza said:You just think they're fuckin priceless... given a few months, when you finally find them, they are easily re-deposited into the garage/yard sale pile... LMFuckinAO
Lloyd
Some of my stuff was well not priceless I suppose, just a few thousand , just the same I did not want to loose it!
Fuck ; it would have been better at the sale than gone for ever though!
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69forever
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You want fucking cock, you got it!!!!
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Hope everyone had a good fucking Tuesday today. Mine wasn't bad.
Arden
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Hey, were you able to see the aurora borealis from Milwaukee during the past week? LOL, the first night I thought it was fucking lightning or a searchlight. My daughter pointed it out a couple nights ago and then I realized what the fuck it was lol...69forever said:No Lloyd....there were some sudden fucking flashes of light from the sky as well.
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