"Fuck"

[Arden]

quote:
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Originally posted by Arden
Fuck

And the question is: What do you want to do right now?
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Hmmmm, well....fuck, of course.

Now I definitely like you... and more

Fuck! I almost forgot to fuck lol...

 

[Arden]

It's going, 69. We're trying to figure out where the fuck we're gonna put another hurricane's worth of water if Ivan shows up here.

Last I heard there was still 40,000 people here without power. Gas, bread and milk are just some of the fucking things that are hard to come by right now. And, we are some of the lucky fuckers.

Saying a fucking prayer that Ivan the Terrible takes a fucking turn elsewhere...

 

[69forever]

Hey there {{{{{{{69}}}}}}}}}}

Fucking Moi? Polishing my halo and replacing it at a subdued angle....

LMFuckingAO!!!!

 

[69forever]

quote:
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Originally posted by Arden
Fuck

And the question is: What do you want to do right now?
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Now I definitely like you... and more

Fuck! I almost forgot to fuck lol...

Fucking happens when ya get all mushy, doesn't it??? LOL

 

[Arden]

Re: Re: Good Fucking Evening...

I admit I was off doing other things this evening too!! Watching fucking PBS. Saw Elton John and the Royal Philharmonic for two hours and then a two hour program on video gaming.....

Think that is my monthly allotment of TV.

And I thought that I was the only fucker that enjoys PBS programs. Austin City Limits was a favorite BC... before children. Wonderful shows though... LOVE the History Channel, I wish they'd get some new material though and not run certain topics in long spurts. Mix the subjects up so the viewers don't change the channel out of boredom from the reruns lol.

I really miss the warped humor of the King Biscuit Flour Hour on the radio too. Where the fuck is that Fish Heads song?

http://radio.weblogs.com/0104235/images/fish%20Heads.jpg

Fish Heads
**********

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

In the morning
Laughing, happy
Fish Heads
In the evening
Floating in the soup

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

Ask a Fish head
Anything you want to
They won't answer
They can't talk

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

I took a Fish head
Out to see a movie
Didn't have to pay
To get it in

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm
They can't play baseball
They don't wear sweaters
They're not good dancers
They don't play drums

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

Rolly polly Fish heads
Are never seen drinking
Cappacino in Italian restaurants
With Oriental women...Yeah

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm...
(Yummm)

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm
YEAH!!!!!!!!!

by Barnes and Barnes
From the album:

Voohbaha!

Whatever the fuck voobaha means lol... I'm a warped fucker. Night!

 

[69forever]

Sacreligous I know....

But then, that's me.....


Monty Python
>>Every Sperm Is Sacred<<


Dad: There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons and then,
There are those that follow Mohammud, BUT
I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing
they say about Catholics
Is they'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six footer,
You don't have to have a great brain,
You don't have to have any clothes on,
You're a Catholic the moment Dad came.
Because...
Every sperm is
sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Children: Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Child: Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground,
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.
Children: Every sperm is wanted,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.
Mum: Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
Men: Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
Women: If a sperm is wasted,
Children: God gets quite irate.
Priest: Every sperm is wanted,
Bride & Groom: Every sperm is good,
Nannies: Every sperm is needed,
Cardinal: In your neighborhood.
Children: Every sperm is useful,
Every sperm is fine,
Funeral: God needs everybody's,
Mourner1: Mine!
Mourner2: And mine!
Corpse: And mine!
Nun: Let the Pagan spill theirs,
O'er mountain, hill, and plain,
Statues: God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
Everyone: Every sperm is wanted,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Fuck that....

 

[big salami]

<s> well....i think we all hang out in the wrong fucking company now and then.....i guess..that's how we learn.

Too true sweetie, too true but, it's sure as fuck NOT how we learn to appreciate a compliment is it?? LMFFAO

 

[TantaLiza]

Good morning to everyone in Fuckland!!!

I was a busy fuckin beaver yesterday... no pun intended! Between runnin errands for two, my friend came home with me and we unpacked several boxes and purged some long ago crap!! Wore me the fuck out and I passed out on the couch. Woke up about 1:15am, decided to crawl in the bed and proceeded to conk out again!!

Anyways.... missed out on chatting with my new "friend" which sucks as he's gonna be gone for a fuckin week!! I'll make it up to him tho....

Hope ya'll fuckers and fuckettes have a wonderful day!! Didn't get to see the weather report yet so all I know is that I'm stuck inside til 6pm tonight!!

Laters!!!

 

[psyche]

Re: Re: Re: Good Fucking Evening...

And I thought that I was the only fucker that enjoys PBS programs. Austin City Limits was a favorite BC... before children. Wonderful shows though... LOVE the History Channel, I wish they'd get some new material though and not run certain topics in long spurts. Mix the subjects up so the viewers don't change the channel out of boredom from the reruns lol.

I really miss the warped humor of the King Biscuit Flour Hour on the radio too. Where the fuck is that Fish Heads song?

LMFAO! Hey there Arden, how the fuck are you? Fucking classes start on the 22nd, meetings next week...........the long, fucking run of fun is almost fucking over.

I was supposed to have my patio door installed today but they came out and it's raining here, even though there's none predicted and it's so fucking light it doesn't show up on the radar. Tomorrow should be a perfect fucking day for it. The mess in the back yard is cleaned up - five fucking loads in a big fucking truck! LOL! Do you fucking believe that?

The patio is not finished but they started it and it's going to be wonderful!

I hope that you're doing great! Too fucking busy to catch up on the fucking fuck thread.

 

[Arden]

Son of a fucking gun... Psyche! We've missed your fucking butt around here lol!

My son went back to school on August 21, my daughter day before yesterday.

Hallelujah, I'm fucking free at last!



Well, sort of anyway. *grins*

Damn those contractors anyway! If you can find one here, they pull the same fucking shit lol... one drop of rain and they bail, even if they work indoors. Not a one can be found once hunting season starts lol...

Speaking of fucking hunting season, have you ever seen the movie "Escanaba in da Moonlight"?

 

[1sexylady]

Looking through my fucking looking glass I see:

{{{Arden}}}
{{{psyche}}}
{{{kayte}}}
{{{69forever}}}
{{{Liza}}}
{{{Soron}}}
{{{Whspr}}}
{{{big salami}}}

and the whole Fucking Fuck Thread Friends.... Fucking Good Morning to you all. Now I didn't turn the fucking page back so I don't know who else was fucking here...

 

[psyche]

Son of a fucking gun... Psyche! We've missed your fucking butt around here lol!

My son went back to school on August 21, my daughter day before yesterday.

Hallelujah, I'm fucking free at last!



Well, sort of anyway. *grins*

Damn those contractors anyway! If you can find one here, they pull the same fucking shit lol... one drop of rain and they bail, even if they work indoors. Not a one can be found once hunting season starts lol...

Speaking of fucking hunting season, have you ever seen the movie "Escanaba in da Moonlight"?

No I haven't fucking seen it, but I want to! LOL! I've heard it's hilarious. I guess I don't mind about the contractors since they are cutting a big fucking hole in the side of my house to put a sliding door in. Tomorrow should be a great day for it!

I've been pretty fucking busy with the house and I am finally getting my ass in gear and working on the on-line General Psychology class! What I really want to do is go outside and work in the fucking yard! LOL! ........well, I actually have something better in mind........but I have to fucking wait for that!

I'm glad to hear the kids are back in school!

 

[psyche]

Looking through my fucking looking glass I see:

{{{Arden}}}
{{{psyche}}}
{{{kayte}}}
{{{69forever}}}
{{{Liza}}}
{{{Soron}}}
{{{Whspr}}}
{{{big salami}}}

and the whole Fucking Fuck Thread Friends.... Fucking Good Morning to you all. Now I didn't turn the fucking page back so I don't know who else was fucking here...

How the fuck are you sexy? Nice to see you around. Did you get all that fucking rain? Fuck! The weather this year has been tough for a lot of people. I hope that you're doing well......

 

[kayte]

Saying a fucking prayer that Ivan the Terrible takes a fucking turn elsewhere...

Good fucking morning {{{{{{{{{Arden}}}}}}}

Ivan the terrible is really living up to his name.

Adding lots of prayers for all hit already, and more that it will move out over the water and dissipate...

 

[kayte]

LMFuckingAO!!!!

Good fucking morning {{{{{{69}}}}} Well, isn't that such a lovely angle?

 

[kayte]

Re: Re: Re: Good Fucking Evening...

And I thought that I was the only fucker that enjoys PBS programs. Austin City Limits was a favorite BC... before children. Wonderful shows though... LOVE the History Channel, I wish they'd get some new material though and not run certain topics in long spurts. Mix the subjects up so the viewers don't change the channel out of boredom from the reruns lol.

I really miss the warped humor of the King Biscuit Flour Hour on the radio too. Where the fuck is that Fish Heads song?

http://radio.weblogs.com/0104235/images/fish%20Heads.jpg

Fish Heads
**********

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

In the morning
Laughing, happy
Fish Heads
In the evening
Floating in the soup

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

Ask a Fish head
Anything you want to
They won't answer
They can't talk

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

I took a Fish head
Out to see a movie
Didn't have to pay
To get it in

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm
They can't play baseball
They don't wear sweaters
They're not good dancers
They don't play drums

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

Rolly polly Fish heads
Are never seen drinking
Cappacino in Italian restaurants
With Oriental women...Yeah

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm...
(Yummm)

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm
YEAH!!!!!!!!!

by Barnes and Barnes
From the album:

Voohbaha!

Whatever the fuck voobaha means lol... I'm a warped fucker. Night!

I do like PBS!! But part of that reason is I don't have fucking cable TV. I don't want to pay for more of nothing to watch!!!

That was a grand radio program. Right now the only radio program I like is Garrison Keiller's (sp) A Prarie Home Companion!!!

 

[kayte]

Re: Sacreligous I know....

But then, that's me.....


Monty Python
>>Every Sperm Is Sacred<<


Dad: There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons and then,
There are those that follow Mohammud, BUT
I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing
they say about Catholics
Is they'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six footer,
You don't have to have a great brain,
You don't have to have any clothes on,
You're a Catholic the moment Dad came.
Because...
Every sperm is
sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Children: Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Child: Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground,
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.
Children: Every sperm is wanted,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.
Mum: Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
Men: Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
Women: If a sperm is wasted,
Children: God gets quite irate.
Priest: Every sperm is wanted,
Bride & Groom: Every sperm is good,
Nannies: Every sperm is needed,
Cardinal: In your neighborhood.
Children: Every sperm is useful,
Every sperm is fine,
Funeral: God needs everybody's,
Mourner1: Mine!
Mourner2: And mine!
Corpse: And mine!
Nun: Let the Pagan spill theirs,
O'er mountain, hill, and plain,
Statues: God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
Everyone: Every sperm is wanted,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Fuck that....

Thank you !!!! LMFuckingAO!!!

 

[kayte]

Too true sweetie, too true but, it's sure as fuck NOT how we learn to appreciate a compliment is it?? LMFFAO

Good fucking morning Big Salami ~ Well it can take a bit of work to learn how to accept and appreciate them.

Hope your day is a good one!!

 

[kayte]

Good morning to everyone in Fuckland!!!

I was a busy fuckin beaver yesterday... no pun intended! Between runnin errands for two, my friend came home with me and we unpacked several boxes and purged some long ago crap!! Wore me the fuck out and I passed out on the couch. Woke up about 1:15am, decided to crawl in the bed and proceeded to conk out again!!

Anyways.... missed out on chatting with my new "friend" which sucks as he's gonna be gone for a fuckin week!! I'll make it up to him tho....

Hope ya'll fuckers and fuckettes have a wonderful day!! Didn't get to see the weather report yet so all I know is that I'm stuck inside til 6pm tonight!!

Laters!!!

Good fucking morning {{{{{{{Liza}}}}}}}}}}} Take care of yourself dear!! Sorry you missed him.

 

[kayte]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Good Fucking Evening...

LMFAO! Hey there Arden, how the fuck are you? Fucking classes start on the 22nd, meetings next week...........the long, fucking run of fun is almost fucking over.

I was supposed to have my patio door installed today but they came out and it's raining here, even though there's none predicted and it's so fucking light it doesn't show up on the radar. Tomorrow should be a perfect fucking day for it. The mess in the back yard is cleaned up - five fucking loads in a big fucking truck! LOL! Do you fucking believe that?

The patio is not finished but they started it and it's going to be wonderful!

I hope that you're doing great! Too fucking busy to catch up on the fucking fuck thread.

Good fucking morning {{{{{psyche}}}}} So great to see you!

Wow!!! Sounds like you are almost done!!! When will we get a pic or two?

 

[kayte]

Looking through my fucking looking glass I see:

{{{Arden}}}
{{{psyche}}}
{{{kayte}}}
{{{69forever}}}
{{{Liza}}}
{{{Soron}}}
{{{Whspr}}}
{{{big salami}}}

and the whole Fucking Fuck Thread Friends.... Fucking Good Morning to you all. Now I didn't turn the fucking page back so I don't know who else was fucking here...

Good fucking morning {{{{{{Sexy}}}}}}

Hope you are back again soon sweetie!!

 

[69forever]

Son of a fucking gun... Psyche! We've missed your fucking butt around here lol!

My son went back to school on August 21, my daughter day before yesterday.

Hallelujah, I'm fucking free at last!



Well, sort of anyway. *grins*

Good fucking morning!!! Here I thought you'd be a little more excited, with the youngters back to school.....lmao

 

[69forever]

Re: Re: Sacreligous I know....

Thank you !!!! LMFuckingAO!!!

Good morning {{{{{{ Kayte }}}}}}}

Now I'm fucking dating myself....but do you remember Firesign Theatre??? Toking and listening to them....omg!!!! ROFLMFAO!

http://www.firesigntheatre.com/albums/tfoa.jpg

 

[kayte]

Re: Re: Re: Sacreligous I know....

Good morning {{{{{{ Kayte }}}}}}}

Now I'm fucking dating myself....but do you remember Firesign Theatre??? Toking and listening to them....omg!!!! ROFLMFAO!

http://www.firesigntheatre.com/albums/tfoa.jpg

I sure fucking do!!!!

Guess I better polish this halo again, huh?

 

[69forever]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Sacreligous I know....

I sure fucking do!!!!

Guess I better polish this halo again, huh?

*Passing Kayte the fucking tarnex*

<Opening another case>