Fuck

I know. I have boys and I swear to god their friends save their fucking huge ass poops for my toilet and fucking clog everything up.

But ya know what? Time goes by fucking fast, and FUCK do I miss my Big Kid who is away at school.

Fuck.

Word....
It goes too fast!
 
The guy I have a legal contract with yelled at the kids for laughing at dinner.
Not full bellied boisterous laughing mind you. They were quietly snickering with each other.
Fuck you you mood whiplash having fucker.
 
Fucking poop. Sitting here with nurse staring at the husband waiting for him to go so I have help changing him.

We are now pretending this situation isn't occurring by taking about how much pain patches are on the price is right.

Fucking surreal.
 
ready?

do I look like a prepper.

not even close to ready, and sick as a dog besides, but at least i've got the garbage cans in the garage... for what that's worth.

We're on the same local grid section as the police station and the hospital. In the worst of outages in the past decade, this house has only ever been out of power for 2 days, and more typically, 2 hours is long.

bring on the windstorm momma.

I could use a little of that spiritual energy anyway.

I read this and all I could think of was this:

http://i.imgur.com/NAMcr7q.jpg
 
OMG you guys Mercedes just bought Audi and they're coming out with a new car named TheStagCollarDelight. It has 1200 HP and... fuck. Just fuck.
 
Fucking "vacation" is almost over.
Just gotta survive one more fucking night then I'm done until the week of Thanksgiving.
The whole fucking week too 😢
 
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