Fuck

I looove you maaann...

Poop features disproportionately in my life right now.... speaking of which, it's time for me to jog to school to check on my daughter. Her accident's have been getting a bit better since we've switched her to gluten free...

Poop currently rules my life. I was recently informed I could be paid to be the husband's bowel administrator if I can get him on a structured regimen.

Fuck.
 
you win.

I'm just a 6 year old's bowel admin. and I'm clearly not very good at it. It's only taken a year to make any progress. There is progress though. Finally.

hmm. No winning involved. Let's call it a draw. I'm dealing with an adult who knows this is a rotten (I was going to say shitty) situation, so I have that on my side.

Here's to progress! :rose:
 
oh she know's it's shitty too. She's the only first grader at her school in diapers.

but her encopresis makes her feel full all the time... when she can feel it at all, and majority of poop getting past the blockages is runny.

Stool softener, stimulant laxative, fiber, No gluten, no dairy, more fiber... and FINALLY we're getting somewhere.

speaking of which... i'm late.

:rose:

fuck.

you're a good dad.
 
Well this fuckin' thread has taking a fuckin' shitty little turn....

:rolleyes:


(or is it "shittie? *sigh* Who the fuck knows? Who the fuck cares?...)


http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/25119000/ngbbs53a1da9aad104.jpg

I'm just shitting in everyone's cereal this morning.

as usual, apparently

I looove you maaann...

Poop features disproportionately in my life right now.... speaking of which, it's time for me to jog to school to check on my daughter. Her accident's have been getting a bit better since we've switched her to gluten free...

Poop currently rules my life. I was recently informed I could be paid to be the husband's bowel administrator if I can get him on a structured regimen.

Fuck.
 
woke up to a vomity kid

Fuuuck

which means no school.

gotta work a second dr's apt into today's schedule...

ordinarily i'd say fuck the schedule.

got her into a bath and went upstairs to survey the damage. She actually did pretty good triage. Second volley was into a bowl, which she flushed, while the first vomit (that woke her up) was neatly wrapped in a quilt. All the stuffed animals were conspicuously evacuated from her bed before she came to get me... and one of them was wet... I think she took it in and rinsed it herself...


Haha evacuated :D that's cute. I mean it's terrible that she's sick, but good job trying to clean up.
 
Staggy, I also had a vomiting kid. He stayed at the hotel with me while the big kids went to Knotts with their father. Now I'm at the park with them, and father is with the not as sick 4 year old.
 
Staggy, I also had a vomiting kid. He stayed at the hotel with me while the big kids went to Knotts with their father. Now I'm at the park with them, and father is with the not as sick 4 year old.

Bless the little sick ones. And bless the big ones who take care of them. :)

Well, I had a nice little puke today. Some dude drenched in cologne hugged me. Yuck.

Fuck you. 1-2 squirts ONLY.
 
I am sorry for those with pukey kids, but am glad none of my three were puking today. Mr. deals with puke much better than I.

I am a mama who is exhausted with a killer headache, and is really annoyed with fucking loud and giggly kids. My eldest son's girlfriend (he is 14/she is 15) and my 9-year-old daughter are quite giggly and screechy for some fucking ungodly reason, and my sons (nearly 13 and barely 14) are being extra fucking loud and slamming fucking doors as a result.
 
Last edited:
I am sorry for those with pukey kids, but am glad none of my three were puking today. Mr. deals with puke much better than I.

I am a mama who is exhausted with a killer headache, and is really annoyed with fucking loud and giggly kids. My eldest son's girlfriend (he is 14/she is 15) and my 9-year-old daughter are quite giggly and screechy for some fucking ungodly reason, and my sons (nearly 13 and barely 14) are being extra fucking loud and slamming fucking doors as a result.

I know. I have boys and I swear to god their friends save their fucking huge ass poops for my toilet and fucking clog everything up.

But ya know what? Time goes by fucking fast, and FUCK do I miss my Big Kid who is away at school.

Fuck.
 
I know. I have boys and I swear to god their friends save their fucking huge ass poops for my toilet and fucking clog everything up.

But ya know what? Time goes by fucking fast, and FUCK do I miss my Big Kid who is away at school.

Fuck.

I do know that they grow up too fast, but I am ducking trying to avoid that fact. Fuck. Denial isn't going to help. Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck.
 
Back
Top