Fuck your stories

[OhMissScarlett]

Oh, the humanity!

Oh, you know he likes it.

 

[cloudy]

Oh, you know he likes it.

I still wanna wear the Barbarella outfit.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Can I wear the Barbarella outfit?

Yes, as long as it's the one with the see-through plexi-glass top.

 

[cloudy]

Yes, as long as it's the one with the see-through plexi-glass top.

Is there any other kind?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Is there any other kind?

Not that I can remember. Though, I'm pretty pissed and can't remember much right now.

 

[Belegon]

I wanna see Cloudy do the zero G striptease....

 

[cloudy]

I wanna see Cloudy do the zero G striptease....

Whatcha wanna bet I can?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Whatcha wanna bet I can?

Hey do you guys want to jettison the escape pod? I'll get the beer.

 

[cloudy]

Hey do you guys want to jettison the escape pod? I'll get the beer.

Works for me.

I think we scared off poor Hanns.....just when we were getting warmed up for the Space Opera, too.

 

[Belegon]

trapped in an escape pod with scarlett and Cloudy????

waiter, check please...I need to be someplace NOW!!!!!!!

 

[cloudy]

trapped in an escape pod with scarlett and Cloudy????

waiter, check please...I need to be someplace NOW!!!!!!!

C'mere, Bel, let's see what we can accomplish in zero gravity....

 

[OhMissScarlett]

trapped in an escape pod with scarlett and Cloudy????

waiter, check please...I need to be someplace NOW!!!!!!!

Woowoo!

Yeah, I think we scared Hans back to his lair. Pity, I was just about to explain what sort of "training" I'd put him through.

 

[cloudy]

Woowoo!

Yeah, I think we scared Hans back to his lair. Pity, I was just about to explain what sort of "training" I'd put him through.

Aww, damn! It just won't be the same without him here to make fun of.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Just because he's not here, doesn't mean we can't make fun of him.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Cheeky cunt.

You got that wrong, Hanns. Asses have cheeks. Cunts have lips. I know because I write about licking them all the time.

By the way, were you a pro rassler in the fifties and sixties?

 

[TheEarl]

C'mere, Bel, let's see what we can accomplish in zero gravity....

Rimmer: What about Space Corps Directive 64695 then?
Kryten: Ah, yes, Space Corps Directive 64695. "No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity."



The Earl

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

One of you lot better come up with some porper gunfights, and then I fuck a female IDF in the showers just after wiping out a whole Arab terrorist camp.

Because Arabs are terrorists.

but we knew that.

Wow. I wonder if you know you're backward.

 

[woodnymph_O]

The crap I miss

when I give up the computer for a day (sigh)

Nymphy

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Hanns in the AH?


Wait, I thought he was dead...

Q_C

 

[Liar]

Hanns in the AH?

Hanns all over the place. I think he had a spasm or something and spilled a crap post in every forum.

 

[cookiejar]

Hanns is out to conquer Lit I think. Be afraid people-be very afraid.

 

[Hot Sweet Tea]

I'm fucking quivvering.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Hanns is out to conquer Lit I think. Be afraid people-be very afraid.

Y'all missed the GB invasion last night. I barely got out alive and now I can't find my panties anywhere. I'll have to ask Honey if she knows where they are.

 

[Guest]

Y'all missed the GB invasion last night. I barely got out alive and now I can't find my panties anywhere. I'll have to ask Honey if she knows where they are.

she left them at my house


care to cum and get em?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

she left them at my house


care to cum and get em?

I'll be right over. Then I'm starting a thread 'I'm drunk part deux'. Ok, maybe not.