Fuck your stories

[Evil Alpaca]

Guns and cunts.....sounds like his kinda place, no?

Love that AV cloudy! (Is that a dragon in the background? )

 

[cloudy]

Love that AV cloudy! (Is that a dragon in the background? )

But of course! I go nowhere without my trusty, and beloved, dragon.

Thanks.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

put it in your siggy...

Cheeky cunt...it does have a ring to it, don't it?

I'm coming up on 1000 posts, so maybe that will be my new title, lol.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I'm coming up on 1000 posts, so maybe that will be my new title, lol.

Come on over to the sex toy thread and get yer 1000 posts sweet cheeks.

 

[cloudy]

Come on over to the sex toy thread and get yer 1000 posts sweet cheeks.

not "sweet cheeks" !

Cheeky Cunt!

 

[Honey123]

not "sweet cheeks" !

Cheeky Cunt!

He must be thinking of Rhys...

 

[cloudy]

He must be thinking of Rhys...

or Bel!

 

[Honey123]

or Bel!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

or Bel!

I don't know who he's thinking of, but I know what he's thinking with.

 

[Belegon]

are my ears burning?

 

[cloudy]

are my ears burning?

If they're not, they sure as hell should be.

 

[carsonshepherd]

 

[Belegon]

well it is nice to know that I am being thought of....



(but I am supposed to be writing....)

 

[OhMissScarlett]

well it is nice to know that I am being thought of....



(but I am supposed to be writing....)

Me too, but don't tell. Instead of writing, I'm having lesbian make-out sessions and watching gay cyber. I call it "research".

 

[cloudy]

Me too, but don't tell. Instead of writing, I'm having lesbian make-out sessions and watching gay cyber. I call it "research".

*sputter*

Isn't that what it's called????

 

[Belegon]

Me too, but don't tell. Instead of writing, I'm having lesbian make-out sessions and watching gay cyber. I call it "research".

been far too long since I was involved in any lesbian make-out sessions. but I can keep hoping for an invitation...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

been far too long since I was involved in any lesbian make-out sessions. but I can keep hoping for an invitation...

All the invitations I have are of the Care Bears variety, hope you don't mind.

Isn't that what it's called????

Yes, it's all research, all the way down to the licking and fingering.

 

[cloudy]

So.....who's gonna write "Guns and Cunts in Space" for our friend Hanns?

 

[rikaaim]

So.....who's gonna write "Guns and Cunts in Space" for our friend Hanns?

I can do it right now.

Once there was a guy named Hanns. Hanns was a cunt. Hanns got shot by a gun in outer space. Hanns died and no one came to the funeral. The end.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

So.....who's gonna write "Guns and Cunts in Space" for our friend Hanns?

Oh, I would, but he wouldn't want me to write it. Big macho boys like Hanns always end up getting it in the arse in my stories.

 

[cloudy]

I can do it right now.

Once there was a guy named Hanns. Hanns was a cunt. Hanns got shot by a gun in outer space. Hanns died and no one came to the funeral. The end.

You're good.

How about "Cunts with Guns in Space"?

 

[cloudy]

Oh, I would, but he wouldn't want me to write it. Big macho boys like Hanns always end up getting it in the arse in my stories.

Oh, the humanity!

 

[rikaaim]

You're good.

How about "Cunts with Guns in Space"?

Usually I don't recommend that.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

You're good.

How about "Cunts with Guns in Space"?

I'd star in that, but only if we could wear those pointed bras and go go boots like Ava Gabor in that one movie about Mars or some shit.

 

[cloudy]

I'd star in that, but only if we could wear those pointed bras and go go boots like Ava Gabor in that one movie about Mars or some shit.

Can I wear the Barbarella outfit?