Fuck your stories

[Guest]

 

[minsue]

I tried fucking the stories, but it's a bit unsatisfying. They just lie there.

 

[rgraham666]

What was wrong with them Hanns?

The body count too low?

 

[Honey123]

Got goddamn paper cuts, I did!!!!

 

[workbee]

Got goddamn paper cuts, I did!!!!

You need to use some lubrication Honey.

 

[Guest]

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Where was the fucking gunfight with the Muslims?

Nowhere to be seen, all I got was some chick getting battered up the shitter.

I'm working on a story right now that has both orgies and gunfights with muslims, I'll shoot you a pm when I post it.

 

[rgraham666]

Where was the fucking gunfight with the Muslims?

Nowhere to be seen, all I got was some chick getting battered up the shitter.

Never mind. You haven't read any of my stuff.

 

[Honey123]

You need to use some lubrication Honey.

*hitting my forehead

Knew I forgot somethin'...thanks!!

 

[shereads]

They're shite.

Couldn't squeeze a drop out over them, fucking crap.

CV is back. Must have lost a contact lens in the cheese dip again.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Re: Re: Fuck your stories

CV is back. Must have lost a contact lens in the cheese dip again.

Just look at the number of posts! That's a lot for having only one contact lens.

 

[Guest]

 

[OhMissScarlett]

One of you lot better come up with some porper gunfights, and then I fuck a female IDF in the showers just after wiping out a whole Arab terrorist camp.

Because Arabs are terrorists.

but we knew that.

Taking notes. Right, sex in the showers...got it.

 

[Guest]

 

[cloudy]

Cheeky cunt.

Nope, nope, we're cheeky TWATS......the cunts are on the GB.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Cheeky cunt.

Oh my god, no one's ever called me that before. I kinda like it.

 

[minsue]

Nope, nope, we're cheeky TWATS......the cunts are on the GB.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Nope, nope, we're cheeky TWATS......the cunts are on the GB.

LMAO! Oh yeah, I forgot.

 

[yui]

Nope, nope, we're cheeky TWATS......the cunts are on the GB.

And I think they have guns there, too.

 

[Honey123]

Oh my god, no one's ever called me that before. I kinda like it.

put it in your siggy...

Cheeky cunt...it does have a ring to it, don't it?

 

[LadyJeanne]

And I think they have guns there, too.

We play with knives. Sharp ones, between the second and third rib, I believe.

 

[yui]

We play with knives. Sharp ones, between the second and third rib, I believe.

 

[cloudy]

And I think they have guns there, too.

Guns and cunts.....sounds like his kinda place, no?

 

[yui]

Guns and cunts.....sounds like his kinda place, no?

Sounds like a 70's exploitation movie. "Guns and Cunts" coming to a theater near you...

 

[cloudy]

Sounds like a 70's exploitation movie. "Guns and Cunts" coming to a theater near you...

PMSL!!!

"Guns and Cunts in Space"